Republican former Long Island Congressman George Santos is currently being driven upstate or is already upstate or is possibly entertaining a fantasy like in the end of Spike Lee’s 2002 classic 25th Hour in which he dreams of himself turning left and, as actor Brian Cox narrates, just keeps driving and driving and driving until he’s in a very desolate stretch of northern Nevada where he finds there’s a little burlesque place with a HELP WANTED sign in the window. Kitara will make all her money with cash, will live off grid. No one will know anything. They won’t even bother coming to look. All the customers forgot about George Santos and they wouldn’t even notice the resemblance under all the fabulous makeup anyway. And then in a few years Rosario Dawson will show up and join him so they can live and grow old and grey together platonically under the same roof…
Abrupt cut to a wide shot of the car passing the exit to go west on the George Washington Bridge and continuing north toward the seven year prison sentence. Fade to black. A Spike Lee joint.