WATCH LIVE: Another lame House GOP press conference

Them boys are extra butthurt after their warnings of a nightmarish outbreak of bloody civil unrest over the weekend failed to come to fruition, forcing them to pivot to “Nuh-uh, Trump’s not a king.”

The Road is Open Again: Strangers in Egypt

Jeffries announces some kind of rogue January 6th hearing

Orange Baby still butthurt over Nobel defeat

WATCH LIVE: Trump and Bibi’s romantic Mar-a-Lago getaway

“My friends will get hurt”

No one actually confirming US strike on Venezuelan port facility

Just wait for Easter, the economy will be roaring by then, hopefully

“He has a grand master plan most of us probably don’t understand”

Regime using fraud laws to target companies for DEI hiring

WATCH LIVE: Real leader and demented slob (maybe) hold presser

Lake Superior shoreline facing waves over 28 feet

Trump congratulates himself on re-ending Thailand-Cambodia war

Bolsonaro minion caught trying to flee to El Salvador

Steve would be enjoying Saturday night with his wife and kids…

FBI agents told to ignore K$H if he shows up at major crime scene

Florida man may have been so drunk and high he thought he was invisible, possibly explaining the nudity during his burglary spree

Movie Night Friday: Midway

Jeff’s friend commands DOJ to “embarrass” Dems

Two Brits missing after swimming in rough seas on Christmas Day

This is what Laken Riley would’ve wanted

Report: Hideous, deadly, overpriced shitbox still being marketed

Dominion sues Trump

Orange God Emperor bombs Nigeria

Florida AG sides with Scientology vs pro-Xenu Clearwater city hall

“We would lose pretty badly if Lindell were to get the nomination”

ChiComs worried their bots might not be robotic enough

Loomer feeling better again

Rejoice! ‘Tis a Christmas miracle for the entire payday loan industry!

Regime seeking volunteers to redact Epstein files during Christmas

The Road is Open Again: Gradually Fading into Suddenly

Supreme Court rules Trump regime’s Illinois deployment unlawful

Blue Christmas in Los Angeles: Flood warnings prompt mass evacs

Former Trump-supporting Epstein survivor now says impeach him

Russell Brand hit with superseding charges for rape, assault

EA shareholders approve Bonesaw’s buyout

Ben Sasse hasn’t replied yet

Feds found Trump had flown on Lolita Express more times than publicly known, witness said Donald raped victim in 1995

“Our President Also Shares Our Love of Young, Nubile Girls”

Regime DOJ a little thick on the “Trump is innocent” line

Steve Bannon may have taken pic of Trump and Maxwell

Taliban kill five cops in northern Pakistan

New York Times now a “serious threat to National Security,” lol

Iranians hang yet another man convicted of spying for Israel

WATCH LIVE: Don and Pete’s unveil “Trump-class battleships”

Bill Clinton tells Trump DOJ to dump EVERYTHING pic of him

Orthodox Israeli draft dodgers block traffic to protest against the possibility of maybe having to fight in country’s endless wars

Trump can at least say he’s more popular than Schumer

K$H using taxpayer cash to outfit custom armored BMW X5s

George Conway files to run in NY-12 Dem primary

“Well THEY did it first” now a political talking point