Benny Johnson intrigued by Matt Gaetz's thrilling tale of human copulation with aliens held in captivity on shadowy military bases

I asked Matt Gaetz What Is the Most Disturbing Alien Finding He Learned In Congress:

Alien 'Breeding Programs' and 'Non-Human Biologics'

"I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of… pic.twitter.com/XRIwZTXeIw

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 31, 2026

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Benny Johnson intrigued by Matt Gaetz’s thrilling tale of human copulation with aliens held in captivity on shadowy military bases

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