Regime pays Deutsche Bank $145 million for $92 million property

Like a lot of Trump 2.0 stories, this one from the Atlantic is a mystery: Was it just simple incompetence that led them to spend $145 million to buy a warehouse on the outskirts of Salt Lake City that had been listed at $92 million? Or was it corruption and that extra $53 million is just a special thanks for helping the Orange God Emperor launder Russian blood money?

There isn’t really a third option here. Either they’re corrupt or they’re stupid.

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