Remember this October 2024 video from closeted MAGA grifter Benny Johnson? Wasn’t this awesome graphic design depicting what was actually a shitty, run-down, no-brand gas station in Tampa from which Johnson did not appear to be actually charging $1.84 a gallon from the pumps?
Ah, good times. With that completely unrelated bit of America First nostalgia out of the way, it’s time to get down to the real news: Yahoo Finance News reports that a new JP Morgan client note issued Tuesday warns that the oligarchic megabank’s “commodity team sees a risk of that exceeding $5/gallon if the strait [of Hormuz] remains effectively closed by mid-April.”
Which is considerbaly higher than Benny said it would be by now. Almost triple, actually. Well at least Benny got the “MEAN TWEETS” half of his wish. That “entire civilization” shit was FIRE!!!