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Not even Trump really believes this latest line of shit about Kimmel

“Wow, Jimmy Kimmel, who is in no way funny as attested to by his terrible Television Ratings, made a statement on his Show that is really shocking. He showed a fake video of the First Lady, Melania, and our son, Barron, like they were actually sitting in his studio, listening to him speak, which they weren’t, and never would be. He then stated, ‘Our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at Melania, so beautiful. Mrs Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.’ A day later a lunatic tried entering the ballroom of the White House Correspondents Dinner, loaded up with a shotgun, handgun, and many knives. He was there for a very obvious and sinister reason. I appreciate that so many people are incensed by Kimmel’s despicable call to violence, and normally would not be responsive to anything that he said but, this is something far beyond the pale. Jimmy Kimmel should be immediately fired by Disney and ABC,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, half-assedly trying to connect that joke – which was pretty funny because of fucking course Melania eagerly anticipates her freedom to be herself after her vile, philandering slob of a husband finally expires on his own, lol – to the lame, failed attack on him at the WHCA dinner Saturday night.

Also lol at “normally would not be responsive to anything that he said” about seven months after his minions got Kimmel temporarily fired for mocking Trump’s reaction to Charlie Kirk’s death. And it would still be a lie even with out that episode since the fat fuck posted “Stupid Jimmy Kimmel, who still hasn’t recovered from his horrendous performance and big ratings drop as Host of The Academy Awards, especially when he showed he suffered from TDS, commonly known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, to the entire World by reading on air my TRUTH about how bad a job he was doing that night, right before he stumbled through announcing the biggest award of all, ‘Picture of the Year,'” and blah blah blah back in 2024. Wasn’t Donald’s first anti-Kimmel rant either.

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