Louisiana Dem sues to block Landry gerrymander speedrun

Louisiana 5th Congressional District Dem candidate Lindsay Garcia late Thursday sued Special Envoy to Greenland Jeff Landry, in his capacity as governor of the Pelican State, to block him from suspending the currently ongoing primary in order to re-gerrymander the map in time for November.

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Louisiana Dem sues to block Landry gerrymander speedrun

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