May 4th tradition of cringey desecration continues apace

In a galaxy that demands strength – America stands ready.

This is the way. May the 4th be with you. pic.twitter.com/S8dOKOVd5P

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 4, 2026

CENTCOM raises weekend death toll to four US troops

Irn-Bru-colored moron claims Scots dancing in the streets

Fox News reports Olive Garden can do it, so why can’t America

Tate Bros arrested in Miami on UK arrest warrant

Iranian strikes kill at least two US service members in Jordan

Voter data Trump says China acquired is mostly publicly available

Canadian outlet omits origin of smoke

President flexes level of commitment to lowering costs for voters

US hits Iranian bridge, seaport tower

Orange Fuhrer declares war on free and fair elections: Live

Jaydee cancels helicopter flight to son’s golf practice

WATCH LIVE: Karoline returns from her birthing lair

White House teleprompter guy made $100,000 on Kalshi bets

Wealthy Russians moving assets to overseas seizure shelters

WATCH LIVE: Old Man Trump spins some yarns in Pennsylvania

TOTAL WITCH HUNT! SOCIALIST NAZI COMMIE FASCISM!

Key 2024 swing state voters belatedly realize they fucked up: poll

Deeply amoral Trump lawyer faces Senate hearing: Live video

South central Texas under severe flood threat

Trump orders ICE to go back to killing people

New York City woman deeply offended by anti-Red State agitprop

Chipmunk semen and mercury missing from CDC parasite alert

DHS suspends ICE vehicle stops

Iraqi Prime Minister trapped with gramps: Live video

TACO Tuesday, now with spicy Hormuz sauce!

EJ Carroll collects $5.6 million judgment from Trump

WATCH LIVE: Kagan and Barrett testify to House hearing

Warren Buffett cuts off Bill Gates after Epstein email drop

“People tried to talk him out of it”

Grandpa sundowning again: Live video

Darlene Graham Nordone to serve out rest of brother’s term

WATCH LIVE: White House promotes some scam motor race

Judge nukes Trump IRS settlement

Orange Fuhrer “imposes” 20 percent toll for Hormuz traffic

ICE guns down another person in Maine

Lindsey fondly remembered for badly losing 2016 GOP primary

British counterterrorism cops probing fascist former MP’s murder

Fox News reports Trump revenue streams under Iranian attack

Regime “task force” to release docs on “election integrity”

Massive wildfire erupts outside Paris

Trump already using Lindsey’s death for SAVE Act: Live Updates

Lindsey Graham has died

Strait of Hormuz unopened for business

Wasn’t all the “negative news” supposed to be awesome?

Ayatollah vows revenge against Trump

“PRAISE BE TO ALLAH”

Even millionaires are struggling with grocery prices

Kristi 💔 Byron

Newsmax viewers’ expectations calibrated inappropriately

Orange Toddler again refuses to sign bipartisan housing bill