National average gas price over $4 a gallon again

America’s gasoline industry is WINNING again! The New York Post reports the national average price per gallon of regular topped $4 again on Monday after a few months of being marginally cheaper.

For those keeping score at home that’s 88 cents higher than the $3.12 per gallon 18 months ago exactly, on the day convicted felon President Trump returned to power after a campaign fueled by outright lies about his ability to lower prices for Americans and stay out of pointless Middle East wars. Oh and the Houthis announced a blockade of Saudi Arabian ports on Monday.

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