Orange Saddam weighs in on Cheesecake Factoryghazi

Responding Monday to former President Barack Obama’s legitimately pretty funny line about how convicted felon President Trump has “got White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory,” Trump was pissed, ranting “He’s not a smart guy. He’s not smart at all… for you to say it’s a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president.”

Note how Trump skipped the Saddam Hussein part of the burn. Probably took it as a compliment.

The weigh-in by the fat slab of cheese was the culmination of days of the MAGA propaganda-industrial complex trying to turn Obama’s line into a midterm issue, lol.

All the while their champion is campaigning in fucking Mississippi…

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