Speaking to CNN on Thursday, a “top Republican official, speaking on condition of anonymity to avoid alienating the White House,” reacted to the news that convicted felon President Trump had canceled his planned weekend rallies in Iowa and Kansas with relief, saying “Thank God. He hasn’t moved the needle anywhere.” Approximately 14 hours later, the network reported that God hath forsaken the source as the Orange Overlord and his retinue have now uncanceled those rallies.
Not all that related but from the same live news feed of the final stretch to election day – and most importantly pretty goddamned funny, CNN also heard from Alaska voters who say they don’t give a shit about the Peltola campaign’s alleged recruitment of the other Dan Sullivan. “It’s shady, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a dealbreaker,” said one who still will vote for Peltola, while another Peltola fan waved it off as a “both sides” thing. That part HAS to sting the fanboys extra hard, lol.