The good news for the GOP in the final set of New York Times/Siena College surveys of 2026 Senate battlegrounds is that Dem Iowa state Representative Josh Turek leads Congresswoman Ashley Hinson by 48 to 47 percent and thus inside the margin of error. Oh and that the Times didn’t even bother polling Georgia or North Carolina, sparing their dipshit candidates the embarrassment.
The bad news is everything else: In Michigan Abdul El-Sayed leads Mike Rogers 53 to 42 percent, unclear if Haley Stevens is going to close that gap. In Texas it’s Talarico 50, Paxton 43. Maine: Troy Jackson 51, Conern Lady 45 percent. Sherrod Brown leads Toned Ass 49 to 44 in Ohio. Kansas is sucktacular for shitty Doctor Roger Marshall as Rev Adam Hamilton leads 49 to 44 percent. And in Alaska Dem former Congresswoman Mary Peltola is up 48 to 46 over the “real” Dan Sullivan.
Huh. Well let’s see how Tuesday shakes out. Could be, uh, interesting to watch.