Third First Lady issues farewell statement

With the lowest approval rating of any First Lady in the last 30 years, Third First Lady Melania Trump, a former adult model, issued a slowly-read farewell statement that reflects her term in office: vacuous, meaningless and light on details but highly airbrushed.

A Farewell Message from First Lady Melania Trump pic.twitter.com/WfG1zg2mt4

— Melania Trump 45 Archived (@FLOTUS45) January 18, 2021

The Third Mrs. Trump also did not address when she would release her visa application which the Trump campaign promised to do in 2016, nor did she explain why she lied about her college degree.

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