The eldest son of former president Donald Trump posted a video on his Parler account that he is publicly announcing he has started to transition to being a woman, and she wishes to be called “Donnatella Trump, Jr.”

Donnatella made the announcement while wearing a fashionable skirt that went to his shaven midthigh and wearing a pair of Louboutin pumps with three-inch heels, which she admitted to feeling uncomfortable in.

“I have to get used to the heels,” she said sheepishly.  “Hopefully soon, I’ll be borrowing Ivanka’s.  She’s got a fantastic closet.”

Asked about his relationship with his father, his family and his girlfriend, former Fox News hostess and scream queen of the Republican National Convention Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donnatella didn’t seem concerned.  “I never saw Dad, so I doubt he would even notice.  Ewic is an idiot, and Ivanka welcomes it because now she has someone else to play dress-up with besides Jarod,” Donnatella said.  “And Kimberly’s already the ‘top’ in our relationship.  This just allows ME to wear the silky lingerie.”

Having recently come to terms with her use of cocaine, for which she claims to have a prescription from Dr. Ronny Jackson, obtained at a 2020 campaign stop, Donnatella said the two-year campaign stress made him “slip” during a few stops, letting some in on his transgenderism.

“We were in Louisville and in my hotel, so I put on my favorite camisole from Trashy lingerie and was getting ready for bed when Lindsey Graham came into the room,” Donnatella explained.  “Lindsey’s been great, very supportive.  He’s really curious about where I get my bra and panties and when I’m going to shave my beard.”

Donnatella said that she decided to go public with her gender change now because there’s no chance he or any other Trump will be taken seriously in 2022 or 2024.

“I just want to be me.  I want to take care of my man, Kimberly,” Donnatella said.  “I’m sick of pretending to be this hypermale, flannel wearing manly man.  I’m just a little girl who wants to be loved.”