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Lindell announces pact to manufacture Oath Keeper uniforms

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has announced a groundbreaking agreement with the patriotic Oath Keepers group, a well-known personal security provider for Trump allies, in which MyPillow will create and produce uniforms for the group members.

“The Oath Keepers are a proud Christian group blessed by God, and we are honored they have chosen MyPillow to be their uniform supplier,” Mr. Lindell said in a statement.  “With our Giza cotton, the Oath Keepers will enjoy the softness and breathability as they work in their efforts to install President Donald Trump to his rightful place in the White House and protect VIPs like Roger Stone.”

Mr. Lindell said MyPillow will repurpose old sheets to make the Oath Keeper uniform, adding trimming to the edges to denote rank.  “With an excess of extreme soft, bright white cotton, the sheets rejected by our top-notch quality control spotters will be turned in to cloaks ideal for Oath Keeper functions and roomy enough to conceal even the largest assault rifle.”

Special headgear will also be made of the bright white Giza cotton, fashioned from discarded pillow cases.  “Our designers referred back to the heritage of the nation and the great cotton industry of the US of A to create a timeless look that will not only allow maximum visibility through two eye holes made with reinforced stitching around the edges, but coverage to prevent overexposure to the sun, protection from Deep State photographic identity devices and maximum breathability so teargas blocking goggles don’t fog up,” Mr. Lindell stated.

MyPillow will commit hundreds of thousands of dollars to its new Oath Keeper sportingwear line, which will be advertised exclusively on the Tucker Carlson program on Fox News.

“God has truly blessed us with this partnership,” Mr. Lindell said.  “Our new line of Oath Keeper cloaks and headgear are destined to be big sellers as more and more people see them in the light of the fire of Jesus’s name.”

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