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The pillow revolution is underway with new MyPillow line

A new age in pillowing will overtake the world as MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell announces the company’s first international plant, with the bedding giant opening a manufacturing facility in Dusseldorf.

“We are blessed by God to have designed a new type of pillow, one that is specifically designed to support heads,” Mr. Lindell said in a statement.  “And because we will be manufacturing these pillows in Dusseldorf, we will market this line under their native tongue.”

The Mein Kopf, or “my head,” brand will be the third revolution in the history of the pillow, as Mr. Lindell sees it.  First, Europeans used animal carcasses as pillows, and then they used a stuffed sheet.  Now, with Mein Kopf, they will rethink the dominance of German pillow design.

“This is the pillow that will take over the world,” Mr. Lindell said.  “No corner of the globe will be without Mein Kopf.  As best as I can tell, this is penultimate pillow.  The final solution for the masses, you might say.”

Mr. Lindell has already secured the endorsement of President Donald Trump for Mein Kopf.  “President Trump said he slept with the plans for Mein Kopf by his bedside,” Mr. Lindell said.  “He promised it would be the official pillow of the White House when he returns to it in August (or September).  And all guests at Trump Hotels will be indoctrinated with Mein Kopf pillows so they can learn the lessons of the third revolution of pillows.”

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