“But as your congresswoman, it is my proper role to keep you free,” Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-Colo.) tells a roomful of veterans in a breathless voice that combines the theatrics of a high school production of “Death of a Salesman” with the earnestness of a teenager saying she’ll take the garbage out later, Mom. “And that is what I’m fighting for each and every day, just as each of you have fought to keep us free in the greatest nation this world has ever known.”
Brain-damaged Barbie then went on to say that our Founding Fathers fought for independence for 11 years–the American War of Independence lasted from April 1775 to September 1783, just eight and a half years–and that women don’t want to go to counseling because “some of their counselors may have been born ‘Alex’ but are now ‘Alexa’.”