Federal prosecutors go Kraken hunting

Prosecutors have demanded Sidney "Kraken" Powell comply with a federal grand jury subpoena for the fundraising records of her "Defending the Republic" PAC, a slush fund created to power her doomed lawsuits to overturn the result of the 2020 election, the Washington Post reports.

Defending the Republic's attorney Howard Kleinhendlder responded to an inquiry by the Post with the usual "over the target" bullshit "We have always known the more effective we are, the more the false attacks will intensify. Defending the Republic has and will continue to fight for #WeThePeople who make this country work. Defending the Republic and the PAC will not be diverted from their missions by lies, innuendo and other distractions. We believe in the law, the Rule of Law, and we intend to follow it and work to reinstate and preserve it" said the guy paid to say it.

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