Hannity thinks Biden's cold is a conspiracy

“It didn’t sound like him. It didn’t sound like a cold to me. I’m not a doctor. I’m not gonna play one on TV,” says Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots Cosplayer Sean Hannity as he plays doctor on TV.

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXI

Hideous Fox hosts laugh about giving Paul Pelosi “a hammer”

Prosecutors seek 12 year sentence for Brent Bozell’s son for his impact during January 6th Capitol attack

Smith notifies Cannon documents may be out of order, literally

Breitbart spin of poll threatens to create its own gravitational field

Tucker believes Alex Jones is some type of prophet

Trial day wrap-up: Hope Hicks gets emotional on stand

Mace claims conservatives’ liberal Zionist boogeyman funding Palestinian groups protesting on college campuses

In new book, Noem recounts meeting Kim Jong Un while serving in Congress but there’s an obvious major problem with that claim

Ukrainian soldiers supposedly burn the Kremlin’s tyrant in effigy

Dem Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar indicted: report

SEC shuts down TMTG auditor, fines owner $14 million

Texas man threatens to sue ex for traveling to Colorado for abortion

LIVE UPDATES: Trump minion Hope Hicks takes stand in trial

US employers add fewer jobs after Biden gains on Trump in polls

Joseph Goebbels’s house is free, if you want it

Team Orange seem very confident RFK Jr more of a threat to Biden

White House to extend Obamacare coverage to Dreamers

Panama Supreme Court un-disqualifies top presidential candidate

Tories take a savage beating in local UK elections

“Stop lying and learn the facts”

Alabama Governor signs law ensuring Biden will be on state’s ballot

Trump Trial Day 10: “What do we got to pay for this?”

Lindsey Graham’s phone hacked!

Ingraham has heard enough of Von ShitzenPants

Police officer fired gun while clearing Columbia students from university building during pro-Palestine demonstration

Replacement cost for Baltimore’s Key Bridge: at least $1.7 billion

Bi-Paw-tisan Congressional group forms Dog Lovers Caucus

Mike Flynn claims to have received 8 subpoenas Wednesday night

Orange Defendant already bitching out of testifying

Katie Hobbs signs repeal of 1864 Arizona abortion ban

Giuliani spent three times budget submitted to bankruptcy court

Sleepy Don awake long enough to post denial

“Liberals are the real antisemites!”

British right winger in trouble for posting upskirt pic of newscaster

LIVE UPDATES: Trump faces another contempt hearing at trial

House Republicans unconcerned with Greene’s MAGA purity test

John Solomon reports federal official visited scene of Trump crime

RFK Jr to accept California nomination from far-right fringe party

Villager sentenced for masturbating in front of window

Hamas rejects ceasefire terms

Eastman loses latest attempt to retain law license during appeal

Kristi Noem is the real victim of the media coverage of Cricket’s murder, Kristi Noem claims

Second place finisher in March California Congressional primary race finally decided after tie was declared

Child with gun reportedly killed by police at WI middle school

Congressional Republicans weaponizing chamber to help Trump

Trump lawyers in sex discrimination case ask to withdraw

Anti-vax Luddites lose out on mRNA-based brain cancer vaccine

WATCH LIVE: Sea otters at Monterrey Bay aquarium

Pennsylvania state House passes bill to unfuck Red Mirage