MyPillow assclown and allegedly former crackhead Mike Lindell told CNBC Wednesday that the House January 6th Select Committee has subpoenaed his phone records. “I wasn’t there on January 6th and yes they did subpoena my phone records but we filed a complaint for declaratory and injunctive relief against the January 6th committee and Verizon to completely invalidate this corrupt subpoena,” Lindell told CNBC in a text. It is weird neither Lindell nor the Kraken were there, come to think of it. Maybe someday it’ll grow into one of those legendary historical misconceptions like how some people mistakenly think the Beatles and Bob Dylan played at Woodstock.