Take that Fauci! Florida hits new COVID record with 76,887 cases

Liberty reigns across Florida as the state celebrates a new record high 76,887 Coronavirus cases on Thursday, the Miami Herald reports. This comes just seven days after the previous record of 75,962 cases reported on December 31st. Faucism defeated again. Suck it libs.

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