Former Guy addresses Moonies South Korea cult gathering via video message, while Vice Former guy appears in person

Both Trump and Pence addressed a mass gathering of the Unification Church in Seoul, South Korea on Sunday, with the Donald speaking via a pre-recorded video and Pence appearing in person to tell the cult that the differently unhinged and abusive Kim regime in North Korea poses a great danger, ABC News reports. The Moonies, nicknamed for their founder, the late Sun Myung Moon, who thought he was Jesus and that Korean people were the master race (a belief that the church’s white membership willingly agrees with), are a far right pagan cult embraced by American Conservatives for their votes, money, and – for Donald at least – giving him a chance to rip on the Biden Administration for its handling of North Korea, which he did. This is as if Trump didn’t take his “love letters” from Kim Jong Un from the White House after he left office in disgrace. A sub-sect of the Moonies are those gun worshipping freaks in Pennsylvania, controlled by one of Moon’s sons.

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