“Charge her with domestic terrorism. Assault with a deadly weapon. Vandalism. And human rights violations. Don’t mess around” – The current top comment on the Breitbart article “Police: Florida Trump Hater Vandalized Tesla with ‘Large Wad’ of Gum,” posted Monday morning.
“A Florida woman has been arrested and charged with felony vandalism after allegedly attacking a Tesla with a ‘large wad’ of chewing gum that caused nearly $3,000 in damage to the electric vehicle built by Elon Musk. The disgusting attack was captured by the EV’s built-in cameras,” says the lede to the article about the arrest of 45 year-old Yamaris Marrero, who chewed the “deadly weapon.”
Yeah, it’s um, hard to tell here if this asshole is serious or is going extra with intentional self-parody after weeks of outrage exhaustion over the “domestic terrorism” that Attorney General Pam Bondi is serious about. Plus it was actually vandalism. And they seem to believe it’s a “human rights violation,” since based god Elon Musk has been going hard with the victimhood complex. But it’s the “assault with a deadly weapon” part that pushes this into some sort of knowing absurdity. Maybe.
Or maybe he’s serious. Most if not all of the upvoters are serious too. Breitbart’s full of assholes.