For the weeks it dragged on, American right wingers watched the weeks-long anti-vax protest clustertruck that paralyzed Canada’s capital city of Ottawa with so much giddy anticipation their filthy MAGA underoos were stretched to the breaking point. Every single day they asked themselves and each other “When do we get to start blocking roads and paralyzing local economies there?” overlooking the fact that the Canadian truckers’ grievance isn’t really applicable here in the US. The Canadian protest was driven by independent contract truckers who own their rigs, as the American version will be if it materializes. It’s not like some trucker working for Tim Hortons got permission from his boss to take the rig and block a street in Ottawa for 23 days.

While there certainly are truck drivers here in the United States who are required to be vaccinated to keep their jobs, that’s up to their employers – employers who are going to fire their asses and file charges if they abscond with the rigs and block traffic on the Beltway. Which leaves us with independent American truckers who, unlike their Canadian counterparts, are not now and never were required to be vaccinated for COVID, as Biden’s OSHA vax mandate only applied to companies with 100 employees or more – a mandate that was nuked by the Supreme Court last month anyway.

So what are these rebels without a cause to do? Make one up! PennLive.com reports a number of Pennsylvanian clustertruckers are headed to fuck up our nation’s capital over Critical Race Theory, foreign oil imports, and pandemic restrictions that are being now rapidly lifted in every single state. One Scranton, PA driver said he’s protesting over two streets in his town being named after native son President Joe Biden. “They are influencing or turning people against us…to support him when we know we have an incompetent,” trucker Bob Bolus said. “Just because Biden was born here isn’t reason we have to change the way we live and support an incompetent.”

“We want justice for Ashli,” Bolus added, referring to MAGA terrorist Ashli Babbitt who was lawfully shot dead by a Capitol Police officer as she refused to obey his commands to back off during the violent and destructive January 6th, 2021 insurrection at the US Capitol.