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Federal judge tosses MAGA-QAnon influencer douchebag Anthime “Baked Alaska” Gionet’s Capitol riot plea deal, orders trial

A DC federal judge voided a plea deal for notorious anti-semitic human urinal cake MAGA-QAnon influencer Anthime “Baked Alaska” Gionet on Wednesday after Gionet declared himself innocent of his Capitol riot charge in court and said he only accepted the plea deal to avoid a felony, NBC News reports. Gionet was set to plead to one local DC misdemeanor when Judge Emmett Sullivan asked Gionet to formally affirm if he was pleading guilty because he is indeed guilty of the charge.

“I wanted to go to trial, but the prosecutors if I went to trial they would put a felony on me, so I think this is probably the better route. I believe I’m innocent… but they’re saying if I go to trial they’re going to hit me with a felony,” said Gionet. Sullivan then promptly tossed the plea deal, saying “I’m not trying to trick you… Don’t plead guilty to please me,” and ordering Gionet to face a federal felony trial on charges of knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority and violent entry-disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds. MAGA!

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