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What the fuck is this? What kind of MAGA tough guys run a site that organizes a troll raid on National Zero and then bans me for trying to (disingenuously, I admit) stick out an olive branch?

We all know right wingers are cowardly hypocrites, but this still manages to be pretty fucking galling. They seriously pre-moderate every comment and you need to be pre-approved by a moderator to comment on the site. What the hell kind of “free speech patriot” would act like that?

Breitbart and Gateway Pundit might be intolerant pansies when it comes to moderating but at least they allow folks like me a chance to have our comments seen before we get banned. These chodes wouldn’t even do that. And they have the temerity to spam us with low-effort MAGA bullshit and run away snickering? What a bunch of pussies. Everyone gets a chance to fuck up here at National Zero, even if our mods can be more trigger happy than I personally like. We do allow some MAGA trolls here for kicks. I even go out of my way to parole them after they’ve been banned because I like seeing their angry reactions to articles I write. What kind of douchebag MAGA site wouldn’t want triggered libs coming to them? Ch00-Ch00 (God that name fucking sucks), that’s who.