“Men have taken over everything. There, there, there, there [sic] women of the year in every category, in women’s categories, ” Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green (Q-Ga) says while making air quotes for some reason. “And the latest news is, Brian, that now there’s a shortage of tampons and that’s probably because men are buying tampons–” to which her sidekick asks if this is breaking news or if that’s a joke, which she is. “No, it’s not a joke.”
“You’re telling me that this is legit,” Brian asks.
“I’m tellin’ you the truth,” Marge replies, unaware of the meaning of the word. “You can look it up. Look it up on the internet. Everything’s true on the internet.”
“We have that many ‘beta’ males that are buying into this agenda that they can menstruate,” Brian asserts. “This is crazy, absolutely crazy.”
“They put tampons in men’s bathrooms,” Marge claims, as if she spends a lot of time in men’s bathrooms. “So the war on women.”