QAnon freak Mesa County, Colorado clerk Tina Peters came in third in Tuesday’s Colorado Republican Secretary of State primary, one in which many, if not most, of the ballots were tabulated by equipment manufactured by her sworn enemy, Denver-based Dominion Voting Systems.
Like we could just be obnoxious here and make up some line like “Dominion employees may or may not have celebrated successfully rigging the election against Peters,” in our usual tedious way of fictionalizing elements of a story, but why bother when they’re probably celebrating her losing fair and square anyway? They should crack open a few Coors Heavy tall boys and savor the moment. And then get even more drunk in the likely event Peters is convicted of the 13 felonies she was indicted on for helping to steal and leak their tabulation software’s source code to Mike Lindell.