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Houston kid rescues toddler from drowning in pool

A Houston, Texas 2 year old was rescued Tuesday by another child – age and gender unknown – after the toddler fell in to a swimming pool while wandering around unattended, ABC 13 reports. Further details were unavailable and we maybe we should’ve waited until ABC 13 followed up, but fuck it. Might as well let it serve as a reminder to readers to be extra vigilant when toddlers are around swimming pools this summer AND be able to report a story like this having a happy ending.

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