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Trump’s lawyers can’t find Peter Strzok or Lisa Page to serve them

Process servers for Trump’s lawyers representing the disgraced fat former president in his moronic lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and dozens of other defendants over the 2016 election and the Russia probe have been unable to find former FBI officials Lisa Page and Peter Strzok, having failed six times since the lawsuit was filed in March to locate the two “lovers,” Insider reports.

Even dumber is the fact that the notoriously incompetent MAGA lawyers Alina Habba and Peter Ticktin know full well where the two of them live and work, having repeatedly failed to properly redact Strzok and Page’s home addresses in filings. “I don’t know why they haven’t served me. I don’t know if they’re not serious. I don’t know if it’s incompetence. I don’t know if they’re playing games. I just don’t know – but of course, with Trump, it could be all of those things,” Strzok told Insider, adding that he also works at CNN and can be regularly found at their DC studio.

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