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MAGA Reich in exile cocktail party almost too absurd to believe

A Tuesday report in Grid.News examining the “Conservative Policy Institute,” a group of Trump Regime scumbags in exile – Stephen Miller, Mark Meadows, Cleta Mitchell – plotting ways to return to power opens with a description of a cocktail party they held in Summer 2021 to celebrate the Capitol riot, one that if we had reported it our readers would just assume it was National Zero’s wacky hyperbolic bullshit parodies we publish whenever the fancy strikes us.

“‘Hot Gulag Summer,’ held at the nondescript Capitol Hill town house leased by the Conservative Policy Institute, advertised Jan. 6, 2021-themed cocktails, including the ‘Capitol Attaquiri,’ ‘Insurrection on the Beach’ and the ‘Mostly Peaceful Mojito.’ ‘We’re all going to be sent to the gulag eventually,’ the invitation read. ‘We might as well party and get to know each other before we are all reeducated,'” is seriously what Grid wrote in their story.

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