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“The FBI sucks!” is such a better Republican Midterms message than all that shit about inflation, gas prices, and the economy

Republicans have been given a huge advantage in the Midterms after the FBI illegally and unconstitutionally searched Mar-a-Lago for top secret government documents Trump said they had planted there, then that Obama did the same thing when he left office, before finally saying that he had actually secretly declassified all that nuclear weapons stuff and the other vital national security information. The Democrats are so much more fucked now than they were a month ago when it was all about high gas prices, inflation, and the sort of technical recession thing. None of that has anything to do with protecting constitutional freedoms and ensuring integrity of our justice system anyway, which is the kind of stuff regular Americans care deeply about.

Who cares about “open borders” if power-mad federal prosecutors raided Mar-a-Lago while Hunter Biden hasn’t been arrested for taking dick pics? And Hillary did the same thing too with her bathroom server, which proves Trump didn’t do anything wrong. If they can do this to Trump then they can do it to you also if you also stole top secret government documents. How are Democrats supposed to compete for suburban soccer mom vote when Republicans are telling them the Biden-Garland gestapo could just barge into their homes at any time and find the classified nuclear weapons schematics and inventory data they took from a secure government facility?

All the Democrats have is “ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN VIOLATE FEDERAL CRIMINAL STATUTES USC § 793, § 1519, AND § 2071!” plus all that legislation they passed, and a nascent pledge to void the Senate filibuster and protect reproductive healthcare if given sufficient mandate by voters. That’s basically nothing. It doesn’t do anything to inspire and motivate voters like trying to find the “informant” that told federal law enforcement that Trump stole top secret documents and making Merrick Garland pay for this crime against America. They are so freaking lucky no cops or FBI agents got killed by that nail gun guy in Ohio on Thursday. That would’ve boosted Republicans even more because it shows what happens when people are angry at grave injustices.

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