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Florida highway closed after truck spills load of Coors Light

Interstate 75 about 30 miles north of Tampa was shut down for hours Wednesday after a tractor trailer involved in a multi-vehicle accident spilled its load of Coors Light across the highway, the Associated Press reports.

The accident happened around 6 a.m. when a semi clipped another truck as it was changing lanes.  A couple other vehicles were sideswiped by the trucks.  As following traffic slowed, a separate tractor trailer plowed into the stopped vehicles, splitting one of the trailers open and spilling thousands of cans of the Silver Bullet onto the roadway, where some of the cans discharged their contents.  But don’t worry:  no beer was wasted, just Coors Light.

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