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Donald faps to Emerson poll of New Jersey governor’s race

“Wow!!! A just out poll has Jack Ciattarelli essentially beating close to incompetent Mike Sherrill in the race for Governor of New Jersey. Jack is tough on crime and cutting taxes, two things that people really demand today. He will be a GREAT Governor, and Sherrill wants Open Borders (again!), men playing in Women’s Sports, Transgender for everyone, and all of the things that almost DESTROYED America. She is a big supporter of the perhaps future Communist Mayor of New York City! We need Jack in New Jersey!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, celebrating an Emerson/TheHill survey that found Dem Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill (the fat fuck probably spelled it “Mike” on purpose) and 2021 Republican gubernatorial loser Jack Shittarelli (spelling that phonetically on purpose here) tied at 43 percent each, the first to find it closer than the 6 to 10 percent range lead for Sherrill outside of a lone internal GOP poll that put Shittarelli at +1.

Now to their credit Emerson pretty much nailed the 2024 presidential election putting Trump and Harris at a 49 percent tie in their final national poll while the swing states were all close to the margin of error. Which could mean they got their shit together since their very lengthy record of failures before then. That lowlight reel includes finding Dem Congressman Tom Suozzi +4 ahead of that Mazi Pilip idiot in the February 2024 New York 3rd special election, Suozzi won +8. In November 2023 they put Kentucky Attorney General Dan Cameron +1 over Dem Governor Andy Beshear. Then Beshear won by 5. In 2022 now-Senator John Fetterman was behind Mehmet Oz by 1 percent in Emerson’s final poll, then Fetterman won by 5. That Tudor Dixon dumbass was trailing Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer by 5 according to Emerson, Dixon lost by more than twice that. That Adam Laxalt dickbag was smoking Nevada Dem Senator Catharine Cortez Masto by 5. Then oops, she won in a squeaker and no, the above list is not at all comprehensive of the 2022 midterms.

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Disney bracing for Orange Pharaoh’s revenge over Kimmel return

Sources within Disney tell Bloomberg that they’re bracing for convicted felon President Trump to punish them for their decision to uncancel Jimmy Kimmel’s nightly show and while they’re confident they can win any challenge to their FCC broadcast licenses as well as what if any sort of action stemming from the fat fuck’s ridiculous threat that Kimmel’s show is “yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution,” future acquisitions by the quasi-sovereign megacorporation, such as a bid for the NFL’s in-house media assets, are expected to face friction from the MAGAlactic Empire’s army of fanatic zealots.

“Disney executives knew bringing Kimmel back would anger the president, who has been a frequent target of the comedian. But they felt they had to defend free-speech rights,” Bloomberg writes in the article and that one you might want to mull over for a bit to consider the obviously pretty fucking perverse incentive structure but also that it got turned around on them in the way that CBS/Paramount’s obviously didn’t before that Shari Redstone bag of shit cashed out big.

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Netanyahu’s plane avoided European airspace

An Israeli government plane carrying dictator Benjamin Netanyahu to the UN General Assembly in New York City departing on Wednesday traversed the relatively narrow corridor of international waters over the Mediterranean, largely avoiding European airspace and adding as much as four to six hours on what’s typically a 12 hour-ish route in what CNN reports was obviously out of fear of interdiction and arrest on his war crimes warrant by nations party to the International Criminal Court.

While the flight did briefly enter Greek and Italian airspace, it entirely avoided French and Spanish territory. A typical Tel Aviv to New York flight would have traversed the entirety of continental Europe and provided ample opportunity for French, German, Dutch, or others to scramble fighter jets to force the plane to land and “Bibi” be met by cops taking him to the Hague to face justice.

In related news Wednesday’s Quinnipiac national survey found that a “plurality of voters (47 percent) think supporting Israel is in the national interest of the United States, while 41 percent think supporting Israel is not in the national interest of the United States, with 12 percent not offering an opinion. This compares to Quinnipiac University’s December 20, 2023 poll when voters 69 – 23 percent thought supporting Israel was in the national interest of the United States, and 8 percent did not offer an opinion. Twenty-one percent of voters have a favorable opinion of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, while 49 percent have an unfavorable opinion of him, and 28 percent haven’t heard enough about him.” Doesn’t sound like this is salvageable for the murderous son of a bitch.

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Former insurance lawyer with zero prosecutorial experience has five days to get grand jury to charge former FBI director with perjury

In late summer of 2022 Lindsey Halligan was a 33 year-old attorney who, per a Washington Post article printed at the time, focused “on insurance claims at residential and commercial properties” and that “a search of federal court records found no filings under her name,” and nevertheless ended up on convicted felon President Trump’s legal defense team after meeting him at Mar-a-Lago.

One of the reporters on the byline of that story headlined “Trump is rushing to hire seasoned lawyers — but he keeps hearing ‘No’” from a week after the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, Josh Dawsey, is now at the Wall Street Journal and on Wednesday he and a colleague wrote up an article headlined “Justice Department Officials Race to Charge James Comey as Deadline Looms,” describing how Halligan, newly-installed as the acting US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, has now five days left before the statute of limitations expires on charging the former FBI director and seasoned federal prosecutor on some really fucking complicated theory that Comey lied to Congress during testimony about the 2016 election, the Russia investigation, and his abrupt 2017 firing.

So yeah, best of luck to Lindsey on that job of getting a grand jury to indict Comey before Tuesday while she gets settled in with overseeing prosecutions in a federal court district whose bailiwick includes the CIA headquarters – during a stretch where grand jurors seemingly are increasingly aware that they don’t actually have to indict the Trump regime’s enemies if they choose not to.

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Fat Hitler claims he’s signing order to “dismantle terrorist networks”

“I have been briefed on the deadly shooting at the ICE Field Office in Dallas, Texas. It has now been revealed the deranged shooter wrote ‘Anti-ICE’ on his shell casings. This is despicable! The Brave Men and Women of ICE are just trying to do their jobs, and remove the ‘WORST of the WORST’ Criminals out of our Country, but they are facing an unprecedented increase in threats, violence, and attacks by Deranged Radical Leftists. This violence is the result of the Radical Left Democrats constantly demonizing Law Enforcement, calling for ICE to be demolished, and comparing ICE Officers to ‘Nazis.’ The continuing violence from Radical Left Terrorists, in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s assassination, must be stopped. ICE Officers, and other Brave Members of Law Enforcement, are under grave threat. We have already declared ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization, and I will be signing an Executive Order this week to dismantle these Domestic Terrorism Networks.”

“I AM CALLING ON ALL DEMOCRATS TO STOP THIS RHETORIC AGAINST ICE AND AMERICA’S LAW ENFORCEMENT, RIGHT NOW! The Trump Administration is fully committed to backing Law Enforcement, Strong Borders, securing our Homeland, deporting Violent Illegal Criminals, and fully rooting out the Left Wing Domestic Terrorism that is terrorizing our Country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday.

Wonder if maybe the news about ICE holding a five year-old autistic girl hostage to get her father to surrender to them might have set off the idiot that accidentally murdered a detainee when he opened fire on their local office in Dallas this morning. Just worth considering that it’s not the “rhetoric” but ICE’s own actions – which are objectively pretty Nazi-ish – that prompted the attack.

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Todd Blanche shuts down Eagle Ed’s probe into Sandy Hook lawsuit

Trump defense lawyer – with the official title of Deputy Attorney General – Todd Blanche has ordered MAGA dipshit washout DC US Attorney “Eagle Ed” Martin to cease his investigation of the lawsuit against a former FBI agent who advised the parents of the victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre in their successful $1.5 billion lawsuits against gay frog conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, the Associated Press reports and yeah, this is where we’re at now.

That a Justice Department official, formerly the defense lawyer for a shit ton of January 6th insurrectionists who then couldn’t get 50 votes to be confirmed to DCUSA by a 53-seat Republican majority Senate and who preferred alcoholic maniac Jeanine Pirro, now with the made-up title of DOJ “Weaponization Working Group Leader” sent a letter to the Sandy Hook families’ attorney demanding information on their legal advisor William Aldenberg, probably because his previous job as an FBI agent created some kind of “nexus” to “weaponization.” The goal there obviously being to hand Alex Jones some kind of an argument to use on appeal to avoid being financially annihilated for the rest of his miserable life. And that it was too much for the guy who signed an order transferring a convicted sex offender and trafficker from a maximum security prison to a Club Fed with yoga classes in exchange for saying his boss had not statutorily raped underage sex trafficking victims, so he put a stop to it and ordered Martin to send a letter withdrawing the request on the first one.

That’s where we’re at, that “Eagle Ed” makes Todd Blanche look morally decent and responsible in comparison because it’s not worth the political heat of saving Alex Jones from complete ruin for having tormented the families of children who were slaughtered by a deranged incel 13 years ago.

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Orange Slob workshops lies to blame Dems for looming shutdown

Weakly throwing darts at this corkboard, convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday rattled off some ideas for lies about how Dems will be blamed for the looming shutdown, posting “The Democrats want Illegal Aliens, many of them VIOLENT CRIMINALS, to receive FREE Healthcare. The Democrats want $500 Million Dollars to help Radical Left News Outfits. The Democrats want to leave DEAD PEOPLE on Medicaid and Social Security rolls, so that Criminals can continue to be allowed to receive that payment, and steal their money. The Democrats want to cut Billions of Dollars from our once vulnerable Rural Hospitals (which we fixed by giving them the largest Cash Infusion, EVER!).”

“The Democrats want men playing in women’s sports, ‘Transgender’ for EVERYBODY, Open Borders and, perhaps most importantly of all, a five letter word, CRIME (They like it, and we don’t!), and so many other things that will destroy America. We cannot let this happen!” Trump continued in his follow-up to an earlier post where he ruled out any negotiations with Dems on government funding.

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Jim Jordan wrestles with simple question, taps out

Asked by CNBC’s Andrew Ross Sorkin on Wednesday to comment on whether convicted felon President Trump posting “I think we’re gonna test ABC out. Last time I went after them they gave me $16 million. This one sounds even more lucrative” amounted to coercion, spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan said “Well, I mean, I don’t think you can say this is pressure from the government because ABC” uncanceled Jimmy Kimmel’s show. Sorkin then “But that does sound pressure from the government, right?” to which Jordan, more sheepish than his usual self, said “Um, I guess you can say maybe some” before going on with some shit about how the Democrats were blah blah blah.

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Judge says DOJ may have wrecked their case against Mangione

“On September 23, 2025, the Defendant filed a letter advising the Court of various public statements made about this case by various members of the government. It appears from this letter that multiple employees at the Department of Justice may have violated Local Criminal Rule 23.1, and this Court’s order of April 25, 2025 specifically identifying the strictures of this rule for counsel and directing the prosecution team to ensure that the highest levels of the Department of Justice, up to and including Attorney General Bondi, were aware of and understood they were bound by this Rule,” writes SDNY Judge Margaret Garnett in response to a motion by Luigi Mangione’s defense team in the federal case against him over the assassination of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson.

That sounds bad. Probably is bad. Luigi’s guilty as sin – irrespective of what you think about his actual actions – and these fucking clowns just can’t keep their goddamned mouths shut, lol.

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Secret Service investigating escalator-gate

Appearing on Sean Hannity’s stupid show Tuesday night, super-pilled White House Press Secretary Karloline Leavitt raged over the self-inflicted escalator stop by Team Trump at the UN earlier that day, saying “we have people, including the United States Secret Service, who are looking into this to try to get to the bottom of it. And if we find that these were UN staffers who were purposely trying to trip up, literally trip up the president and the first lady of the United States, well, there better be accountability for those people, and I will personally see to it,” the Times of London reports.

This was a few hours after a UN spokesman said: “In answer to the many questions received about the escalator incident this morning involving the President of the United States and the First Lady, I have the following information to share: President Trump, accompanied by the First Lady and delegation, arrived at the UNHQ building this morning, and entered through the Delegates entrance.”

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Tulsi fucked up “case” against John Brennan

Not particularly intelligent Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Garbbard has already wrecked the Trump regime Justice Department’s “case” against former CIA Director John Brennan for something something Russia probe and Steele Dossier by pulling the security clearances of all the witnesses who would need that status to be able to testify to a grand jury, Axios reports.

“It’s a major complication … a self-inflicted wound,” a regime official said. “It’s an unforced error if you want to talk baseball, an own goal if you want to use soccer.” Another source relayed what federal prosecutor David Metcalf told the White House, that “some of these people are my witnesses and this is going to make it really difficult to prosecute now,” as if it weren’t already difficult given the fact that a grand jury refused to bring charges against the sandwich guy.

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Kimmel monologue sums it up pretty nicely and succinctly

Said Jimmy Kimmel upon his return Tuesday: “This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this. I’ve had the opportunity to meet and spend time with comedians and talk show hosts from countries like Russia, countries in the Middle East who tell me they would get thrown in prison for making fun of those in power and worse than being thrown in prison. They know how lucky we are here. Our freedom to speak is what they admire most about this country. And that’s something I’m embarrassed to say I took for granted until they pulled my friend Stephen off the air and tried to coerce the affiliates who run our show in the cities that you live in to take my show off the air. That’s not legal, that’s not American.”

“That is un-American. And it’s so dangerous. I want you to think about this. Should the government be allowed to regulate which podcasts the cell phone companies and wifi providers are allowed to let you download to make sure they serve the public interest? You think that sounds crazy? Ten years ago, this sounded crazy. Brendan Carr, the chairman of the FCC, telling an American company, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, and that these companies can find ways to change conduct and take action on Kimmel or there’s going to be additional work for the FCC.”

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Trump loses his shit over Kimmel uncancelation

Responding to ABC/Disney’s decision to uncancel Jimmy Kimmel’s show, convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday posted “I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his ‘talent’ was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99 percent positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.”

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Trump congratulates himself on disastrous UN meltdown

“It was a great honor to speak before the United Nations. I believe the speech was very well received. It focused very much on energy and migration/immigration. I have been talking about this for a long period of time and this Forum, was the absolute best from the standpoint of making these two important statements. I hope everybody gets to watch it! The teleprompter was broken and the escalator came to a sudden hault as we were ridding up to the podium, but both of those events probably made the speech more interesting than it would have been otherwise.”

“It is always an honor to speak at the United Nations, even if, their equipment is somewhat faulty. Make America Great Again!” the demented old bastard posted following his awful speech.

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ICE held five year-old autistic girl hostage to get dad to surrender

ICE agents in the town of Leominster, Massachusetts last Tuesday held a five year-old girl with autism hostage outside of a home last week to get her father to come out and surrender, NBC News reports citing video of the horrific incident obtained by Telemundo Nueva Inglaterra.

Guatemalan-born Eduardo Hip was driving home with his daughter when he called his wife – who asked that she not be named in interviews with Spanish-language media – to tell her that he thought he was being followed. He made it home then “managed to run back into the parking lot of my house, but they grabbed” their daughter, she added. The girl was sat down next to an SUV and given a bottle of water while Hip negotiated with them from behind his door, handing them his ID for a few minutes until local cops then arrived and took the girl inside the home. ICE then left.

They returned two days later and arrested Hip, who has two kids and has lived in the US for 22 years, but let’s hear more about how “family-oriented” undocumented people would be left alone.

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