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“At 700 AM CDT (1200 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Bertha was located near latitude 28.8 North, longitude 86.2 West. Bertha is moving toward the northwest near 5 mph. A slow northwestward to west-northwestward motion is expected today followed by a turn toward the west by the middle part of this week. On the forecast track, Bertha will move near or along the northern Gulf Coast during the next several days. Maximum sustained winds are near 50 mph with higher gusts. Some slight strengthening is possible later today, followed by gradual weakening through the middle of this week. Tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 80 miles from the center.”

“The estimated minimum central pressure based on NOAA Hurricane Hunter aircraft data is 997 mb. Tropical storm conditions are expected within the warning area along the northern Gulf coast by late today into Wednesday,” says the National Hurricane Center in an update on Bertha.

“Bertha” seems, um, antiquated. And for a specific type of person. Sleeveless, yelling don’t slam the screen door of the trailer, floorboards of said trailer sagging under the spot where she typically sites whilst watching QVC or religious programming. Not really like, say, Sydney Sweeney.

Huh… Look if there’s a “Bertha” who’s a top Instagram model or whatever then let’s see it.

“Rich people and Companies are pouring out of Dumocrat run Blue States at levels never seen before! If this trend continues, these States will become the ‘Ghettos’ of the Future — No people, no money, no hope,” posted convicted felon President Trump, who still owns hundreds of millions worth of property in New York and New Jersey and does not seem poised to sell them off anytime soon.

Sources, probably ones in Israeli intel who want convicted felon President Trump to continue bombing Iran so they don’t have to spend their own money, tell the Wall Street Journal that last fall they determined that the Iranians moved their nuclear centrifuges to caves under a promontory known as “Pickaxe Mountain.” It’s not clear why a mountain in Iran sounds like a ride in the “Frontierland” section of Disney World where you ride a mine cart and see animatronics with names like “Prospectin’ Pete” find a nugget of gold but then them gol’durn Bandit Burton and his Black Bandana Boys dun stole Pete’s shiny gold nugget so y’all gotta chase ’em down the minin’ tracks!

In conclusion, Disney parks may be full of new, hi-tech digital-based experiences every year, but it’s the generational classics of mechanical that are a must-ride for every visitor, kids and adults alike.

Update: the rule also applies if I have to ask you to turn your loud, niche music down. https://t.co/zEg40uPwcm

— James Blair (@JamesBlairUSA) July 21, 2026

“Air France is monitoring the situation in the Near and Middle East in real time. Due to the security situation in the region and restrictions that may affect certain airspaces, the airline is forced to extend the suspension of its flights to/from Beirut, until August 2nd, 2026 included, suspend its flights to/from Riyadh until July 24, 2026 included (ie, until July 25, 2026, for flights departing from Riyadh), suspend its flights to/from Dubai until July 27, 2026 included (ie, until July 28, 2026, for flights departing from Dubai),” says a bulletin posted Monday on AirFrance’s website.

Iranian missiles hit another tanker in the Strait of Hormuz on Tuesday, forcing the crew to evacuate and naturally undermining convicted felon President Trump’s claims that the key waterway is open to commercial traffic, the AP reports, adding that the 10th consecutive night of US airstrikes also obviously hasn’t dented Tehran’s offensive capability. Trump claims it’s been more than dented.

An SDNY federal judge on Monday froze the Trump Reich’s subpoenas of the phone records of the New York Times reporters who had angered the Orange Fuhrer mightily by printing a story about his Qatar Force One plane’s security vulnerabilities on his way back from Turkey earlier this month.

Convicted felon President Trump on Monday imposed a 50 percent tax on Canadian manufactured goods like electrical and machine parts, CNN reports citing documents signed by the fat fuck.

Crazy Nancy Mace on Monday announced that, in light of current South Carolina Senator Darlene Graham’s announcement that she will run for a full six year term in her late brother’s seat – as well as Congressmen Ralph Norman and Russell Fry, Mace will “shitpost from time to time because someone has to call out the dumb asses,” but otherwise exit politics, perhaps permanently.

California District Judge Araceli Martinez-Olguin on Monday temporarily halted Trump minions Larry and David Ellison’s acquisition of Warner Bros-Discovery, CNBC reports, scoring a victory of the coalition of state attorneys general fighting the Reich-approved merger.

“Every time Iran kills an American Soldier they will pay for that killing many times over! This directive has been passed on to Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Daniel Caine, and every Leader in the Military,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, obviously deeply distraught over the four deaths inflicted by Iranian counterattacks.

The fat bastard then posted “Benjamin Netanyahu will not be arrested, in any way, shape, or form, while in the United States of America. He is fighting against the Islamic Republic of Iran, which recently killed 52,000 innocent protestors, and has spent the last 47 years killing American Soldiers, and others. The only ones that should be arrested are the people that led Iran into this unprecedented SPIRAL OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, something that should have been dealt with years ago, by previous Presidents!” obviously skipping that he was one of those previous president.

America’s gasoline industry is WINNING again! The New York Post reports the national average price per gallon of regular topped $4 again on Monday after a few months of being marginally cheaper.

For those keeping score at home that’s 88 cents higher than the $3.12 per gallon 18 months ago exactly, on the day convicted felon President Trump returned to power after a campaign fueled by outright lies about his ability to lower prices for Americans and stay out of pointless Middle East wars. Oh and the Houthis announced a blockade of Saudi Arabian ports on Monday.

He is Correct

Trump is pretending like he wants SAVE passed but is taking no political action against those that are obstructing him https://t.co/39vukgBMXm

— Tim Pool (@Timcast) July 20, 2026

Labour MP Andy Burnham on Monday became the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom as King Charles met with him and officially greenlit his plan to form a new government, Sky News reports.

Scott Sims, owner of food truck Smash Daddy’s Burgers, Fries, Etc, tells the Indiana Capital Chronicle his mobile establishment has been banned from the statehouse’s weekly market for having the temerity to bear the the words “You’ll love our meat in your mouth” printed on the vinyl livery on the side of the vehicle after officials “received several complaints regarding the slogan.”

“Participation of food trucks and other vendors at the Statehouse Market is by invitation and is at the discretion of the State Personnel Department. We routinely evaluate vendors based on a variety of operational and programmatic considerations, and we reserve the right to modify the vendor rotation or discontinue participation at any time,” State Personnel Department comms director Kirollos Barsoum told the Chronicle also had “no responsive written records” of complaints.

Sims said he’d only heard that a Christian school and the state government had taken offense, which will cost him between $4,000 and $5,000 in lost sales during the two Thursdays his truck is now barred from participating in. “I mean, we make burgers and hot dogs, so you’ll love our meat in your mouth,” Sims said. “But I’m sure, and as they did, some people took it the wrong way.”

Clown. https://t.co/CFwr4NqWN3

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) July 20, 2026

Convicted felon President Trump’s presence on the field at New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium on Sunday was one of massive boos and jeers from the crowd who just witnessed Spain’s 1-0 win over Argentina. Makes sense as the Argentina fans would have already left in misery and the fat bastard has repeatedly antagonized Spain over their refusal to help in his stupid war against Iran.

“Yesterday, US Central Command (CENTCOM) announced the passing of two US service members and the missing status of one in Jordan following an Iranian attack on July 17. After a thorough search, US military personnel found unidentified remains at the location earlier today. An examination process to verify the remains is ongoing. Separately, a US service member in northern Iraq was killed in action July 18 during a controlled detonation of unexploded ordnance from a downed Iranian one-way attack drone. A second service member was wounded and continues to receive medical treatment for a minor injury,” said CENTCOM in a tweet on Sunday.

“The People of Aberdeen, in Scotland, are dancing in the streets because the new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham, has stated that he will be opening up, all the way, the invaluable North Sea Oil! It is one of the Greatest Sources of quality Oil on Earth, has hundreds of years of Capacity left, with much not even found yet, and will make the United Kingdom, from a Poverty Stricken Disaster, to one of the Richest Countries anywhere in the World! Britain pays Norway Billions of Dollars a year to buy its Oil, which they get from a less valuable part of the North Sea — How ridiculous is that!”

“Also, word is that the UK is going to move the old and horrible looking windmills, which loom over and destroy the City of Aberdeen. That will be a big day for the Country, and will be very much appreciated by everybody. Such great potential in the UK, but it all starts with OPENING NORTH SEA OIL. WE LOVE YOU SCOTLAND!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday morning along with no video or images of this supposed dancing, nor a citation for the “word is.”