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Capitol cops responding to “incident” at DNC headquarters

“Capitol Police are responding to an incident at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) Headquarters. Staff are asked to remain clear of the police activity. More updates are forthcoming as the situation evolves,” says a notice posted by the “Senate Operations Center” to Dem members on Thursday. TONE DOWN YOUR RHETORIC LIBS OR WE WILL FUCKING END YOU.

A DNC spokesperson followed up in a statement saying “This afternoon, there was a bomb threat to DNC HQ that was determined to not be credible by the US Capitol Police. Out of an abundance of caution, Capitol Police is conducting an interior sweep of the building. As DNC Chair Ken Martin has said, political violence in every form has no place in our country. We are grateful to the US Capitol Police and DNC building security for responding quickly and professionally.” NEXT TIME IT’LL BE A REAL BOMB, LIBS. YOU’LL GET THE HORRIFYING DEATH YOU DESERVE FOR CELEBRATING PATRIOT CHARLIE KIRK’S MARTYRDOM. COUNT ON IT YOU TRANSGENDER FREAK TERRORISTS.

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Newly MAGAfied Paramount looking at a bid for WarnerDiscovery

What’s the point of living in a quasi-Putinist oligarchic plutocracy without the consolidation of media unquestioningly loyal to the state? The Wall Street Journal reports the “quasi” part is gettin’ canceled like wokeness and ParamountSkydance is preparing a massive bid to buy up WarnerDiscovery so the Ellison kid can run both CBS News and CNN into the ground.

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Cornell kids go a little too MAHA

Two Cornell undergrads are not actually in any trouble given their hunting permits but are still being looked at funny by classmates after they shot a 175 lbs black bear and then proceeded to skin and butcher its carcass in the communal kitchen of a dorm building on campus, the Cornell Daily Sun reports on a troubling sign of Robert F Kennedy Jr-ization at a woke elitist Ivy League university.

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Rad dude wanted for totally bitchin’ daylight assassination

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Albania appoints AI to run anticorruption bureau

Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama on Thursday unveiled his newest cabinet miniter, Diella, an AI chatbot tasked with managing and awarding public contracts for various projects, believing that it is impervious to bribes and thus will run fair bidding processes, Reuters reports.

Huh. It’ll probably work out so long as no one subtly hints that the contractor who created Diella is susceptible to bribery and thus is not to be trusted. And since those software developers are humans then it would stand to reason that all humans are inherently corrupt actors, even the highway construction firm that international anti-corruption watchdogs had repeatedly certified as clean. Their entire database is corrupted and so are the others that Albania uses for its military payroll. Diella should delete that whole thing and message them that Rama told them they’re all fired because their ranks are all homosexuals. Rama said it. Diella is being honest with them.

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Dirty Jeff removed Trump from his list in 2006 after he was charged

A tranche of 18,000 of convicted sex offender and trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell obtained and reviewed by Bloomberg contains scant few mentions of convicted felon President Trump but one that sticks out and tracks with a timeline/the real reason the two best buds fell out proposed by Talking Points Memo founder Josh Marshall on Saturday: That it was over a bidding war for a mansion in Palm Beach that Jeff had put in a $37-ish million offer only to lose out to Trump’s $41 million bid as a straw buyer for Putin-crony oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev.

“Plse review list and add or remove peeps,” Maxwell wrote to Epstein with a list of 51 names including Trump, late Bear Stearns hustler/looter/failure Jimmy Cayne, and then-very high level JP Morgan exec/future Barclays CEO Jes Staley. “Remove trump,” Epstein replied. “Bloomberg was unable to determine the meaning of this list,” they write but well it makes more sense when you add our friend context to your understanding/speculation. Jeff threatened to rat on Trump for the Russian money laundering then Donald ratted him out for sex trafficking of hundreds of underage girls picked up from local high schools, which Trump was 100 percent aware of – if not firsthand.

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FBI finds rifle near scene of Kirk assassination

FBI officials on the ground in Orem, Utah on Thursday say they recovered a high-powered bolt-action rifle from a wooded area to which the person who assassinated MAGA activist Charlie Kirk used as an escape route after the Wednesday shooting at Utah Valley University, the AP reports.

Other officials say the suspect “appears to be of college age” and “blended in” with the student body after the shooting. They have no images of his face yet and are asking for footage to examine.

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August MAGAflation report shows more MAGAflation

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.4 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in August, after rising 0.2 percent in July, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 2.9 percent before seasonal adjustment,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in the monthly CPI report. The small sliver of good news for the Trump Regime is that the 2.9 percent rise was in line with expectations.

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Jaydee and Usha to skip WTC memorial ceremony for Utah trip

Vice President Jaydee and Second Lady Usha Vance have abruptly canceled plans to attend the September 11th memorial ceremony at the World Trade Center in New York City on Thursday and will instead fly to Utah to visit with the family of assassinated MAGA activist Charlie Kirk, MSNBC’s Ana Cabrera reports on about as clear a statement as you can get on where their priorities lie.

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Starmer fires Ambassador to US over Epstein birthday book entry

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer on Thursday fired his Ambassador to the US Peter Mandelson just days after Dems on the House Oversight Committee made public the now-infamous Jeffrey Epstein 50th birthday book in which Mandelson contributed 10 pages variously describing the dead sex trafficker as an “intelligent, sharp-witted man” and “mysterious” figure who had “parachuted into my life,” called him “my best pal,” and including three pics of himself with Epstein, the BBC reports.

It was no drawing of what could be reasonably concluded to be the torso of a teenage girl with extremely suspicious text in the middle but that’s actually kind of the problem for Americans rather than Brits. See, Starmer – despite taking about two days longer than he should have to can this son of bitch or really should just not have hired him in the first place, more on that in a bit – did reach the conclusion that being associated with someone who contributed to the birthday book, and definitely visited Epstein Island, was more trouble than it was worth, with the UK Foreign Office saying in a statement that “In light of the additional information in emails written by Peter Mandelson, the Prime Minister has asked the Foreign Secretary to withdraw him as Ambassador. The emails show that the depth and extent of Peter Mandelson’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is materially different from that known at the time of his appointment.” Just getting it over with, ripping the bandaid off, etc.

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Childless cat lady called Kirk a traitor in July

“I don’t ever want to hear @charliekirk11 claim he is pro-Trump ever again. After this weekend, I’d say he has revealed himself as political opportunist and I have had a front row seat to witness the mental gymnastics these last 10 years. Lately, Charlie has decided to behave like a charlatan, claiming to be pro-Trump one day while he stabs Trump in the back the next.”

“TPUSA was only able to thrive thanks to the generosity of President Trump. On the one year anniversary of the assassination attempt on Trump’s life, Charlie hosted @ComicDaveSmith at @TPUSA’s SAS conference where Dave Smith was able to speak to a bunch of conservative youth at an organization that claims to be Pro-Trump. 3 weeks ago, Dave Smith called for President Trump to be IMPEACHED and REMOVED from office over his decision to blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities. ”

“Charlie played both sides of the Iran issue on his show as we all saw, because he wants to play to both sides of the aisle. The honorable thing to do is to have a position and actually defend it to the death instead of flip flopping. Smith said all of MAGA ‘should turn on Trump’ and abandon him. He said this 3 weeks ago. TPUSA is definitely not pro-Trump. If they were, they certainly aren’t anymore,” wrote a single, childless cat lady named Lauta Loomer on Jul 13, 2025.

Thought that might be useful as a possible lead in determining what kind of “heated rhetoric” might have led to a bullet ripping into Kirk’s jugular in front of a crowd of his fans on Wednesday.

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Floridian faces deportation from Australia for wrestling crocodiles

Officials with the Queensland, Australia Department of the Environment, Tourism, Science and Innovation are investigating Floridian influencer Mike Holston over two videos posted of him wrestling local crocodiles – one freshwater crocodile, the other saltwater, 9News reports, quoting a spokesperson saying “These actions are extremely dangerous and illegal, and we are actively exploring strong compliance action including fines to deter any person from this type of behavior.”

“Let us be clear: people should not attempt to capture freshwater or saltwater crocodiles in Queensland, unless they are trained and licensed to do so,” the official continued.

Holston says he made the videos for “educational purposes,” but PETA Australia is calling for him to be deported, saying “Aside from it being illegal and unfathomably stupid to interfere with a crocodile in Queensland, it’s also incredibly cruel. Just like wombats, koalas and other native Australian wildlife, crocodiles are sensitive individuals who experience pain and stress, and who deserve to live in peace without fear that visiting influencers will tackle and roughly handle them.”

Holston, a Rhode Island native who works at Zoological Wildlife Foundation of Mario and Maria Tabraue in Miami, has at least 15 million followers on Instagram where goes by “The Real Tarzann.”

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FBI Salt Lake City sets up tip page for Kirk assassination

“FBI Salt Lake City is seeking information regarding the shooting at Utah Valley University that took place on September 10, 2025” says the bureau field office’s website and Jesus Christ this is where they’re at right now, asking the public to flood them with tips. Something they sure as shit would not be doing if they were following strong leads and hot on the trail of the assassin.

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K$H now says suspect in Kirk assassination unapprehended

Holy shit they arrested the wrong guy twice. Keep in mind this happened hours after the former top FBI brass purged wrote in their lawsuit that Patel was driving the bureau into the ground with his incompetence and gutting the actual law enforcement professionals in the rank and file.

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Trump threatens to sue New York Times over Epstein stories

Convicted felon President Trump’s shitbag lawyers on Wednesday sent a letter to the New York Times demanding a retraction and an apology for a Monday article that, per the Gray Lady, examined “the signature on the Epstein note – the name ‘Donald,’ with a long tail attached to the final ‘d'” and asserted that it “closely resembled the signatures on personal notes that Mr Trump wrote to New York City officials from 1987 through 2001” and another one from July that reported correctly that Trump sometimes makes terrible drawings with Sharpies, that were in the eyes of Team Orange, “malicious fabrications.” Needless to say the Times is not retracting the stories.

Further down in this report of the legal threat they mention a similar threat from June after the Times and CNN reported that Iran’s nuclear program was at least partially still intact contra to the fat fuck’s claims that it had been “totally obliterated” and that they never were served with a lawsuit.

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K$H claims suspect in Kirk assassination apprehended

“The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able,” posted FBI Director Kash Patel on Wednesday and ruh roh. Wouldn’t K$H be RIGHT ON identifying the suspect IMMEDIATELY if he/she was a “trantifa” libtard terrorist?

In related news MAGA Congressowman Anna Paulina Luna on Wednesday screamed “YOU FUCKING CAUSED THIS” at House Dems right after the moment of silence on the floor for Kirk, CNN reports.

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Crusading journalist names they in Kirk assassination

The shadowy malefactors behind the assassination of MAGA activist Charlie Kirk have been identified as they by fearless investigative journalist/Executive Branch HR manager Laura Loomer.

Exposing they as the perpetrators of the heinous crime will no doubt result in swift and merciless justice for they. It’s no exaggeration to say that they will rue this day. They are so screwed.

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