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LOL! If Republicans worked… Stacey Plaskett and Ilhan Omar would both be censured and expelled from Congress.

Judge Boasberg would be impeached

Filibuster would be nuked

People would be in jail

I can go on, but you get the picture.

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 20, 2025

Douchey Florida MAGA Congressman Greg Steube on Thursday introed a resolution expelling indicted fellow Sunshine Stater Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick after her indictment on massive federal felonies for stealing $5 million in funds from taxpayers in a FEMA scam operation.

At least 1,000 people living in the largely rural Lumajang District of Indonesia’s island of Java fled their homes Thursday, having been warned by government elites that a natural phenomenon called “pyroclastic flows” was putting them in danger of suffocation and incineration, Sky News reports.

Granted, the existence of what geologists who were educated almost exclusively at very group-think-intensive educational institutions describe as “superheated clouds of ash and gas” appears to be at least partially supported by photographic and video footage from various locations around the globe over the past two centuries. However the establishment’s repeated warnings of the extreme dangers of these clouds are so emphatic and intense that one may start to perceive them as hyperbolic – and perhaps even agenda-driven. It doesn’t take an extreme fringe conspiracy theorist to look at the volumes of peer-reviewed literature on pyroclastic flows – all dreadfully repetitious in content – and come away wondering what it is they are not telling you about them.

Viewed from a distance, these pyroclastic flows appear as benign white clouds of dust tumbling speedily yet gently down slopes, almost like baby powder, about as stark of a contrast one can get with red hot basaltic lava setting aflame everything and anything combustible in its path. What if the clouds have some sort of healing properties or pleasant hallucinogenic effects? Now let’s be clear, no one is saying that they do. They could very well be as lethal and destructive as the establishment science community says they are. But again, there hasn’t been any serious consideration of alternative viewpoints or outside research into the effects of pyroclastic flows is troubling.

NEW: Vice President Vance on the economy:

"The best thing that you can say about the Trump economy is that American jobs are going to American workers for a change — and that's the thing that I'm proudest about." pic.twitter.com/ZLI9TStAXw

— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 20, 2025

“Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has proudly represented the people of Palm Beach and Broward Counties since 2022. Consistent with the United States Constitution, she is entitled to her day in court and the presumption of innocence. Pursuant to the Rules of the House Democratic Caucus, Congresswoman Cherfilus-McCormick will take leave from her position as Ranking Member of the Foreign Affairs Committee’s Subcommittee on the Middle East and North Africa while this matter is ongoing,” says House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’ office in a statement responding to the corrupt scumbag’s indictment on charges of ripping off $5 million in FEMA funds.

Responding to a Washington Examiner headline saying “Democratic veterans in Congress urge service members to refuse unspecified unlawful orders” convicted felon President Trump on Thursday posted “It’s called SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. Each one of these traitors to our Country should be ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL. Their words cannot be allowed to stand – We won’t have a Country anymore!!! An example MUST BE SET. President DJT.”

“This is really bad, and Dangerous to our Country. Their words cannot be allowed to stand. SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR FROM TRAITORS!!! LOCK THEM UP???” he then followed up in another post.

He also shared a shit ton of replies from his cultists like “HANG THEM!! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!” and “It’s called a seditious conspiracy and every one of them should be frog marched out of their homes at 3:00 AM with FOX News cameras filming the whole thing…” and so on.

Funny how it takes a few days for these “controversies” to get to the fat fuck – and how this sort of performative melting down just lays bare his impotence. Now Judge Box-o-Wine’s going to have to figure out how to thread a needle through the Speech and Debate Clause to prosecute Democrats who simply reminded military personnel that they have a duty to disobey illegal commands like to open fire on civilians or drop cluster munitions on a No Kings rally. Donald needs a Midol.

“SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” Trump later posted, further amplifying his bloodlust.

At least 33 people – among them women and children sheltering in tents because their homes were destroyed in previous bombings – were killed in a pair of Israeli strikes in the tranquil territory of the Gaza Strip late Wednesday and early Thursday, a region that was pacified recently by future Nobel Laureate US President Donald Trump, the AP reports on the fruits of his dealmaking.

“Let's have hard money. Let's have the end of inflation. That's what voters want.” @FreemanWSJ breaks down options for addressing affordability. pic.twitter.com/FpKSS0AxCd

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) November 20, 2025

Fascist plutocrat Larry Ellison recently told convicted felon President Trump he’d fire CNN anchors that have irked the Orange God Emperor – including Erin Burnett and Brianna Keilar – should Larry and his dickhead son David be successful in their bid to buy up WarnerDiscovery and consolidate formerly independent media in an Orbanist regime, the Guardian reports citing insider sources.

In the weeks before he voted to gut Medicaid with those bullshit “work requirements,” Pennsylvania Republican Congressman Rob Bresnahan, who literally campaigned on banning stock trades by members of the House and Senate, dumped as much as $133,000 worth of shares in companies that manage nearly half of all Medicaid enrollees in the country, NBC News reports.

Asked to comment, Bresnahan claimed to NBC he “never instructed my financial advisors on what to buy, sell, or hold. It is no secret that I built a successful career before serving, and I am beholden to no lobbyist or special interest,” as though the mere appearance of having engaged in insider training isn’t reason enough to tell his “financial advisors” to just not fucking do it.

NYC is so fcked

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 20, 2025

Stupid, stupid assholes. At least Laura Loomer realized how fucking dumb she looked and quickly tried to cover it up within 10 minutes. These two clowns are now going on 12 hours.

Beloved conservative icon Vladimir Putin’s government on Thursday went all socialist and enacted a tax hike on ordinary hardworking Russians to fund his Neocon war on Ukraine, the AP reports.

Vlad’s minions in the lower house of parliament, the State Duma, approved a bill that will raise value-added tax from 20 percent to 22 percent, appropriating what’s expected to add as much as 1 trillion rubles (about $12.3 billion) to the state budget. The bill also lowers the threshold for businesses required to collect VAT from 60 million rubles (about $739,000) in annual sales revenue to 10 million rubles (about $123,000), which will end up dinging small businesses pretty badly. So woke.

“Jeffrey Epstein, who was charged by the Trump Justice Department in 2019 (Not the Democrats!), was a lifelong Democrat, donated Thousands of Dollars to Democrat Politicians, and was deeply associated with many well-known Democrat figures, such as Bill Clinton (who traveled on his plane 26 times), Larry Summers (who just resigned from many Boards, including Harvard), Sleazebag Political Activist Reid Hoffman, Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (who asked Epstein to donate to his Campaign AFTER Epstein was charged), Democrat Congresswoman Stacey Plaskett, and many more. Perhaps the truth about these Democrats, and their associations with Jeffrey Epstein, will soon be revealed, because I HAVE JUST SIGNED THE BILL TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!”

“As everyone knows, I asked Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, to pass this Bill in the House and Senate, respectively. Because of this request, the votes were almost unanimous in favor of passage. At my direction, the Department of Justice has already turned over close to fifty thousand pages of documents to Congress,” posted Dirty Jeff’s friend on Wednesday and the fat fuck just kept going and going and going with this lies and bullshit.

“A federal grand jury in Miami has returned an indictment charging Congresswoman Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick and several co-defendants with stealing federal disaster funds, laundering the proceeds, and using the money to support her 2021 congressional campaign. According to the indictment, Cherfilus-McCormick, 46, and her brother Edwin Cherfilus, 51, both of Miramar, worked through their family health-care company on a FEMA-funded COVID vaccination staffing contract in 2021.”

“In July 2021, the company received an overpayment of $5 million in FEMA funds. The indictment alleges that the defendants conspired to steal that $5 million and routed it through multiple accounts to disguise its source. Prosecutors allege that a substantial portion of the misappropriated funds was used as candidate contributions to Cherfilus-McCormick’s 2021 congressional campaign and for the personal benefit of the defendants,” says a Justice Department press release.

So yeah, you heard of how James Comey, Letitia James, and Dem New Jersey Congresswoman LaMonica McIver have been indicted for bullshit reasons? Yeah this isn’t one of those situations. The press release is very long and detailed. She and her three accomplices in all likelihood actually did what they’re accused of. The Congresswoman faces 53 years in the joint, her brother 35.

THAT BEING SAID, is there any fucking reason whatsoever to believe that Cherfilus-McCormick would have been indicted for this had she been a Republican? No. None whatsoever. In fact prosecutors were pulled from a not terribly dissimilar corruption case against utterly loathsome Trump ballsucker Tennessee Congressman Andy Ogles before the end of January. It was a pardon in all but name. Both should be nailed to the wall, but only one’s going to prison until she’s fucking 99 years old if convicted at trial (maybe she’s not even being offered a deal). Justice for some.

“Today, my family and I were victims of a swatting attempt, but local law enforcement officials were quick to analyze it, recognize the report was false and inform me of the attempt. It is scary and shocking to me that someone would go so far to try to cause harm or fear to me or my family.”

“I have always done my best to serve my community, be their voice, and work alongside them and my colleagues at the Statehouse to help make Indiana a great state. It is sad because of these efforts and work that I am villainized in some minds to the point of harmful retaliation. Threats to public officials cannot and should not be the norm. I hope to see justice for this illegal behavior.”

“I appreciate the Highland Police Department, who worked thoroughly to determine that my family and I were safe. I will continue my work and represent Senate District 1 to the best of my ability in the coming legislative session,” says Republican Indiana state Senator Dan Dernulc in a Tuesday statement that doesn’t connect the dots with the why of this swatting but just assumes you know.

Given the context, that it comes three days after his colleague Greg Goode was swatted, it’s obvious enough. We don’t need Goode to tell us it was a MAGA terrorist acting on convicted felon President Trump’s call for Goode, Dernulc, and the others resisting his commands for them to gerrymander one or both Dem Congressional seats in the Hoosier State out of existence.

However it’s plain that the two avoiding such clarity in their statements is a sign that they, probably correctly believe that such honesty would only invite more terrorism on them and their families.

It’s fair to question whether MAGA-friendly crypto betting circlejerk Polymarket was actually joking with the first tweet, which is still up. They may not have been because they’re not a satire operation.

Laura Loomer however did not get the “joke.” She fell for it, with 100 percent certainty. She would not have deleted it otherwise after at least 78 other Twitter users replied to her to clear things up.

“NASA is in the midst of an unprecedented solar system-wide observation campaign, turning its spacecraft and space telescopes to follow comet 3I/ATLAS, the third known interstellar object to pass through our solar system. Twelve NASA assets have captured and processed imagery of the comet since it was first discovered on July 1, and several others will have opportunities to capture more images as the comet continues to pass through our solar system. By observing the comet from so many locations, NASA has an opportunity to learn about the ways that 3I/ATLAS differs from our solar system’s home-grown comets and give scientists a new window into how the compositions of other systems may differ from our own,” said NASA in a press release about the grainy photos that do nothing one way or another for Harvard Professor Avi Loeb’s theories that it’s an alien spaceship.

“In accordance with House Rule XI, clause 3, and Committee Rule 10(a)(2), the Committee voted to establish an Investigative Subcommittee. Pursuant to the Committee’s action, at this time, the Investigative Subcommittee shall have jurisdiction to determine whether Representative Cory Mills violated the Code of Official Conduct or any law, rule, regulation, or other applicable standard of conduct in the performance of his duties or the discharge of his responsibilities, with respect to allegations that he may have: (1) failed to properly disclose required information on statements required to be filed with the House; (2) violated campaign finance laws and regulations in connection with his 2022 and 2024 election campaigns; (3) improperly solicited and/or received gifts, including in connection with privately sponsored officially-connected travel; (4) received special favors by virtue of his position; (5) engaged in misconduct with respect to allegations of sexual misconduct and/or dating violence; and/or (6) misused congressional resources or status. The Committee will announce the Members who will serve on the Investigative Subcommittee once they are selected.”

“The Committee notes that the mere fact of establishing an Investigative Subcommittee does not itself indicate that any violation has occurred. No other public comment will be made on this matter except in accordance with Committee rules. Pursuant to House Rule XI, clause 3(b)(8)(B)(iii), and Committee Rule 17A(f)(1), no documents will be released at this time,” says the committee in a Wednesday press release announcing the domestic abuser’s time in the barrel’s coming.

Recall that over the last two years not-good findings from the committee’s ponderously slow investigations ended the careers of notorious other scumbags George Santos and Matt Gaetz.