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High school dropout wore Mexican migrant costume on Halloween

White trash MAGA Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, 37 and a grandmother to at least one, wore a sombrero and a traditional Mexican dress to a Halloween party in Loveland on Friday, ABC News reports. While in and of itself the choice was mildly questionable at worst, but the implication was very clear as her latest boyfriend, Kyle Pearcy, wore camo fatigues with a vest saying “ICE.”

Boebert took the “joke” even further, according to a witness who said at one point the Republican congresswoman was photographed next to a chalkboard sign on which was written “Mexican Word of the day: JUICY. Tell me if Juicy Ice coming.” There is no “Mexican” language.

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Rick Scott intros bill to decrease America’s energy independence

November 3, 2025 press release from white collar criminal Senator Rick Scott’s office: “Today, Senator Rick Scott announced the reintroduction of the American Shores Protection Act to codify President Trump’s moratorium on drilling off Florida’s Gulf of America and Atlantic Coasts. Senator Scott has worked with President Trump for years, both as governor and senator, to keep oil drilling off Florida’s pristine coasts which contribute to the state’s economy and serve as a critical military training space with the Gulf Test and Training Range. ‘As Floridians, we know how vital our beautiful beaches and coastal waters are to our state’s economy, environment, and way of life. It’s why I have fought for years to keep drilling off Florida’s coasts and worked closely with President Trump during his first term to ensure they remain protected with the president’s moratorium…'” blah blah blah.

July 13, 2022 Senate floor speech by white collar criminal Rick Scott: “Americans need to know that this administration is purposely trying to make life more difficult and more expensive. We have the resources within our borders to be energy independent and for everyday life to be affordable. And while we are ramping up American production, we need to completely HALT sales of US oil to Communist China. That’s right, while gas prices remain sky-high here at home the Biden administration is still giving a green light for American oil to be sold to our enemies like Communist China. I was proud to join with my friend and fellow Floridian, Senator Marco Rubio, to introduce the China Oil Export Prohibition Act last month to stop these sales. We shouldn’t be helping our enemies or asking foreign nations to increase supply. We should be increasing our supply within our own borders. We did it during the Trump administration and we can do it again…” blah blah blah.

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Archaeologists find tax invoice sent to Judean kings in 700 BC

An Israeli archaeologist looking over an ancient tablet found in at a dig site in Jerusalem recently made a surprising but also sort of mundane discovery: The Assyrian king Sennacherib was demanding his vassals in Judea, the co-Kings Hezekiah and Manasseh, pay their fucking taxes and now or else Sennacherib was going to be sending his collection agents, Popular Mechanics reports.

“Dear King of Judah, Send the tribute quickly by the first of Av [name for month] and if not, the consequences will be severe,” Sennacherib had his scribes write on the tablet.

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President asserts he’s not letting shitty approval rating get to him

“So many Fake Polls are being shown by the Radical Left Media, all slanted heavily toward Democrats and Far Left Wingers. In the Fair Polls, and even the Reasonable Polls, I have the Best Numbers I have ever had and, why shouldn’t I? I ended eight Wars, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, kept Prices, Inflation, and Taxes down, and am setting standards for Right Track / Wrong Track for a future USA. Fake News will never change, they are evil and corrupt but, as I look around my beautiful surroundings, I say to myself, ‘Oh, look, I’m sitting in the Oval Office!'” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday. He’s not upset and nobody should think he’s upset. Just look at those other “Fair” and “Reasonable” polls that he did not cite.

The president then unintentionally provided an insight into why his ratings are sinking, posting “If Communist Candidate Zohran Mamdani wins the Election for Mayor of New York City, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Federal Funds, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home, because of the fact that, as a Communist, this once great City has ZERO chance of success, or even survival! It can only get worse with a Communist at the helm, and I don’t want to send, as President, good money after bad. It is my obligation to run the Nation, and it is my strong conviction that New York City will be a Complete and Total Economic and Social Disaster should Mamdani win. His principles have been tested for over a thousand years, and never once have they been successful. I would much rather see a Democrat, who has had a Record of Success, WIN, than a Communist with no experience and a Record of COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE” and blah blah.

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Trumpy has died: report

Former Cincinnati Bengals tight end and later the team’s longtime broadcast analyst Bob Trumpy died Sunday at the age of 80, the AP reports on the tragic passing of a beloved local figure.

“I’ve known Bob since we started here and he had an extraordinary career as both a player and a broadcaster,” said Bengals president Mike Brown said in a statement. “He was an exceptional and rare tight end who could get downfield and split zone coverages. Speed was his hallmark. He was as fast as any wide receiver and a deep threat. That was rare for a tight end then and it’s rare now.”

“As a broadcaster, he made his mark both locally and nationally, and excelled at sports other than football in a career that was as successful as what he accomplished on the field,” Brown added.

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MAGA Land feeling that cool, satisfying surge of confirmation bias

“Why did he resign? Usually such charges are a resume builder for a democrat, demonstrating his love for children and DEI” – Top comment on the Fox News article headlined “North Carolina Democrat lawmaker resigns after being hit with child sex charges,” posted Saturday.

Republican voters who like to think that way have had a rough go of it in recent years… Or not that rough at all as their media outlets tend to either ignore or grossly mischaracterize their party’s elected officials being accused of sexual misconduct, be it in the court of public opinion or of the law when the behavior goes crosses the line from abhorrent to criminally actionable.

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Daily Wire douchebag needs a Xanax or something to calm down

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Alaska cops searching for guy whose snowmobile fell through ice

“On November 1, 2025, at 11:20 am, the Alaska State Troopers received a report that three men riding one snowmachine, and two 4-wheelers north of Kotzebue went through the ice near Lockhart Point. One of the men made it safely to shore, one of the men was rescued by searchers and medical personnel and is now being transported to a local area health clinic, and the third man is missing. All three men are from Kotzebue. Prior to AST being notified, multiple local EMT personnel and local community members were already on scene, rendering aide and searching for the third man. The Northwest Arctic Borough Search and Rescue and Kotzebue Fire Department are responding,” said the Alaska State Troopers C Detachment in a statement on Sunday.

In an update they later wrote that one of the men, 46 year-old Elmer Brown, had died after being rescued from however the hell they found him. Kotzebue is north of the Arctic Circle, the sun will rise at 10:02 AM local time and stay up until 5:04 PM, giving the locals seven hours to do something to try to find the other guy. What that is was not explained. Guess they have to go through the motions and say they’re looking for him by some means other than driving snowmobiles on the goddamned sea ice which he fell through. Maybe it’s just sending drones up to do laps and see if his hat might be floating in another hole in the ice. Then they can take a closer look to confirm it’s a hat.

That could be a promising lead on whether the man’s body might be somewhere under the ice near where the hat was spotted. It would be something like a form of closure for his family and friends.

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Regime to partially fund SNAP in November

After previously claiming that there’s no money to pay for SNAP benefits amid the still-ongoing government shutdown and then later realizing that’s not a good idea politically so they needed an off-ramp, convicted felon President Trump’s regime on Monday informed a Rhode Island federal judge that about $5.2 billion in reserve will be disbursed to the states to partially cover what’s usually a $9 billion monthly bill for the program, CBS reports. States will have to cover the rest.

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FCC incel doesn’t say what happens after shutdown ends

Ooooh, scorched Fuck Schumer there real good there bruh. Especially the default implication that you will take it seriously when the shutdown does eventually end. LET’S GO BRENDAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, per Axios the one Democrat on the FCC board did, in response to the copious edits to made to the Orange God Emperor’s 60 Minutes interview, state that under “the standard set by the Trump FCC, this could qualify as news distortion and deserves an investigation.”

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German libs firebomb AfD politician’s car

A Hamburg-area German Antifa cell on Monday claimed responsibility for the very early morning molotov job that left a charred husk of a BMW X3 owned by Fourth Reich-y AfD party politician Dr Bernd Baumann – and several other vehicles unfortunate enough to have been parked in adjacent spots, NiUS reports. It’s not clear if Bernd got himself the X3 after trading in a Cybertruck last spring because he was worried some leftists might throw a flaming molotov cocktail at it.

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“GO TO THE POLLS AND CUT YOUR ENERGY COSTS IN HALF!”

“Why would anyone vote for New Jersey and Virginia Gubernatorial Candidates, Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger, when they want transgender for everybody, men playing in women’s sports, High Crime, and the most expensive Energy prices almost anywhere in the World? VOTE REPUBLICAN for massive Energy Cost reductions, large scale Tax Cuts, and basic Common Sense!”

“Under President Trump, ME, Gasoline will come down to approximately $2 a Gallon, very soon! With the Democrats, you’ll be paying $4, $5, and $6 a Gallon, and your Electric and other Energy costs will, likewise, SOAR. VOTE REPUBLICAN FOR A GREAT AND VERY AFFORDABLE LIFE. All you’ll get from voting Democrat is unrelentingly High Crime, Energy prices through the roof, men playing in women’s sports, and HEARTACHE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, which got buried because the fat bastard then proceeded to endorse who the hell knows how many of his loyal supplicants in congress, most of them probably safe in deep red districts and won’t lose.

However it’s the above rant about Tuesdays elections that merits scrutiny. The immediate follow-up to it even more so: “For all of those people voting in New Jersey and Virginia for Governor, Attorney General, or any other position, please remember this: A REPUBLICAN VOTE MEANS A DRASTIC DROP IN ENERGY PRICES AND ENERGY COSTS, A DROP LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! – A DEMOCRAT VOTE MEANS A DOUBLING, AND EVEN TRIPLING, OF YOUR ENERGY BILLS AND PRICES, TRADITIONALLY THE HIGHEST COST OF AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! So, if you vote Republican, your Energy Costs are going to go down, tremendously! If you vote Democrat, your Energy Costs are going to go ‘through the roof,’ making Energy virtually unaffordable for you and your family to pay. Also, remember, that if you don’t go to the Polls and VOTE, it’s the same thing as voting for a Democrat. SO, GO TO THE POLLS AND CUT YOUR ENERGY COSTS IN HALF!”

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Former Duterte aide recalls boss’s ghostly encounters in palace

Former Philippines presidential Press Secretary Trixie Cruz-Angeles, who served bloody dictator Rodrigo Duterte during his six year reign of repeated waves of extrajudicial vigilante violence against people who may or may not have actually been affiliated with the drug gangs he targeted, waxed nostalgically in an interview last week about her boss telling her he’d had late night encounters with ghostly presences in the Malacañang presidential palace, Politiko.com.ph reports.

“He would work overnight, sometimes late into the night because he would read everything that he would sign. So of course as the night grew deeper, he did not like to work alone in the room anymore. So he would then call for his top staff,” Cruz-Angeles told a Bilyonaryo News Channel program. “The truth about that, he said, ‘I’m scared because there are footsteps.’ He would feel that there were other beings in the room with him,” she continued, adding something about how his top personal security detail agents were all attractive, younger women he liked to ogle late at night.

That counted as a joke in the interview. Either left unsaid in Cruz-Angeles’s TV hit or maybe Politiko just left out of the article is that Duterte is currently in a jail cell at the Hague, awaiting trial at the International Criminal Court for the indiscriminate brutality that left anywhere between 4,000 and upwards of 20,000 dead between 2016 and 2022. Plus another few dozen killed extrajudicially while Hot Rod was mayor of Davao, some of whom he allegedly executed personally while cops had them cuffed to chairs. The interview and the Politiko write-up thus wasted an opportunity to speculate on if the footsteps were made by the departed souls of Rod’s victims, stalking him from beyond.

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