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Some pencilneck bookworm who got a really fancy degree thinks he’s definitively proven that the universe is not a simulation inside the computer of a hyperadvanced civilization – existing completely outside of our context – according to a press release from the University of British Columbia on a new physics paper authored by the brainiac and a few of his dork friends.

“Drawing on mathematical theorems related to incompleteness and indefinability, we demonstrate that a fully consistent and complete description of reality cannot be achieved through computation alone,” said Dr Mir Faizal, Adjunct Professor with UBC Okanagan, who led the study. “It requires non-algorithmic understanding, which by definition is beyond algorithmic computation and therefore cannot be simulated. Hence, this universe cannot be a simulation,” Faizal continued.

Oh well that settles it then. Algorithmic computation limitations button it up real neatly. There’s no possible computing paradigm that could ever exist outside of the constraints of algorithmic process logic, just like no life form could ever subsist on cinnabar or arsenic for its metabolic processes.

Fucking asshole. He could be 100 percent correct about reality as we know it actually existing on a material plane but it sure as shit will not have come down to such insufferably c-word-ish absolutism about the nature of computing. It’s almost like he listened to a Joe Rogan episode about simulation theory and was like “You know what? Rogan’s wrong and I’m going to prove it by sounding like even more of a dick by completely inverting his ‘just asking questions’ assclownery. That’ll show him.”

LMAOOOOOOOO LIBS! The New York Times reports that DC Mayor Muriel Bowser is under investigation for taking a free trip to Qatar which is HILARIOUS because the whole situation was basically designed in a lab to tweak you about hypocrisy! President Trump can get away with getting free shit from them while YOUR politician gets investigated! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Would keep that bit going but the part of the Times story that’s even more on-brand is that the Regime’s DOJ is struggling to put a case together because they fired everyone in the public integrity division, leaving no one with the expertise to actually prosecute Bowser. Fucking dipshits, lol.

“A House GOP lawmaker is proposing to block federal funds from New York City for as long as Zohran Mamdani is mayor. Forthcoming legislation led by Rep Buddy Carter, R-Ga, is called the Moving American Money Distant from Anti-National Interests Act, or the ‘MAMDANI Act,'” writes Fox News in a free (or donor-funded payola) campaign ad for Carter’s Senate bid against other Georgia MAGA hick Congressman Mike Collins that the propaganda network printed on Thursday.

Fox News was however surprisingly upfront about how this is all horseshit, that even they and their audience are in on the kayfabe, as it’s no later than the eighth sentence that they admit “While Carter’s bill is not likely to be taken up in the House, it’s a symbol of how the GOP has been hyper-focused on Mamdani’s win, with Republican leaders in the House positioning him as the new leader of the Democratic Party.” They take the candor even further in the next, writing “A House Republican campaign operative signaled to Fox News Digital on Wednesday that the GOP would seek to tie vulnerable Democrats across the country to Mamdani and his far-left platforms.”

It’s not clear why Fox is breaking the fourth wall here and letting their fans in on a “little secret” that they previously did not with the GOP’s Nancy Pelosi, AOC, and Ilhan Omar hard-ons. Maybe it’s that it was actually kind of more plausible since those female libs were actually in Congress and thus have influence over national policy that Mamdani doesn’t, so why not paint it as “politically savvy”?

Maybe. Then again this is almost a “limited hangout” to obscure the reality that Carter is just going to look like an impotent nonentity when his Orange Jesus just unilaterally pulls federal funds from New York City anyway with his usual complete disregard for Congress as a coequal branch.

Rhode Island federal Judge John J McConnell on Thursday found that convicted felon President Trump’s reich had failed to comply with his orders to disburse SNAP funding to the states that the fat fuck is purposely withholding during the ongoing shutdown, Politico’s Josh Gerstein reports.

Now Comrade Tucker is defending Comrade Mamdani.

I guess they share mutual enemies. https://t.co/EXFv4o8vWH

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 6, 2025

Anti-ICE lib sandwich terrorist Sean Dunn was acquitted and exonerated on the bullshit misdemeanors DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine’s office charged him with for throwing a Subway foot-long at a MAGA regime stormtrooper last summer, Lawfare’s Molly Roberts reports.

This was the best Pirro could do after a grand jury refused to charge Dunn and she still lost.

A jury in Newport News, Virginia on Thursday awarded $10 million to Abby Zwerner, a former elementary school teacher who was shot by a 6 year-old patriot who brought a gun into the classroom for show and tell or to play a prank on the teacher or something, the AP reports.

Zwerner had sought $40 million for the wound to her left hand and to her chest – where the bullet is still lodged next to her heart – that required six surgeries so far to recover from. The “Molon Labe” kid’s dipshit mom was later sentenced to two years in prison for her gross negligence.

Chicago federal Judge Sarah Ellis on Thursday guaranteed another histrionic conniption from Stephen Miller as the Sun-Times’s Jon Seidel reports that Ellis barred various uses of force by ICE against protestors and journalists “unless such force is objectively necessary to stop an immediate threat,” required calls for two warnings before using riot control weapons “at a sound level where the targeted individuals can reasonably hear it,” and agents must have identifiers “conspicuously displayed in two separate places,” and reiterated her bodycam requirement for street agents.

“The Democrats will terminate the Filibuster in THE FIRST HOUR, if and when they assume ‘control’ or power. Republicans have what the Democrats want – We should do it, NOW, and have the greatest three years in History!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, maybe unintentionally letting on at the end that he’s not going to remain in power past January 20, 2029.

A registered Republican Villager was pretty misogynistic during at least two of the four 911 calls that preceded his Tuesday night arrest for misdemeanor misuse of an emergency line, Villages-News.com reports citing a Wildwood, Florida police department after-action of the bizarre incident.

Sheldon Scott Engstrom, 62, first dialed 911 from his home at 3813 Zentko St in the Village of Hammock (lol), claiming that his ex-wife was there with a gun. In the middle of that call he then backtracked and said his ex was not actually there, admitting he did not have an emergency. The dispatcher then told Engstrom to hang up and call the non-emergency police line, prompting the likely Trump voter to say “You goddamn women are all the same,” before he hung up.

Shortly thereafter Engstrom called again, asking why the cops hadn’t arrived yet, then a third time to tell them he wanted his ex-wife “trespassed” which means banned from his home or something. The fourth time he called cops were already outside while Engstrom berated the 911 operator, claiming she wouldn’t do her job “because she is a female.” Police entered the home to find Engstrom next to a large handle of Fireball whisky and a bottle of an unknown type of pills. Likely something he has a legal prescription for since obviously he would’ve been booked on a possession count.

In a Thursday morning story headlined “Texas Governor Greg Abbott Vows to Slap ‘100 percent Tariff’ on Anyone Moving from NYC After Radical Socialist Takes the Throne in Mayoral Election” the Gateway Pundit writes that “Texas Governor Greg Abbott has declared war on the incoming wave of New York City ‘refugees’ desperate to escape the impending socialist nightmare under newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani. On the eve of NYC’s mayoral election, Abbott took to X to announce he’d impose a staggering 100 percent tariff on anyone daring to cross state lines from the Big Apple to the Lone Star State after polls closed. ‘After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100 percent tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC,’ the governor wrote on X.”

Not even sure what, if anything to add here given the level of derangement. Like if the headline had said “Texas Governor Greg Abbott Hilariously Trolls Marxists, Vows to Slap ‘100 percent Tariff’ on Anyone Moving from NYC After Radical Socialist Takes the Throne in Mayoral Election,” then okay.

That would be “accurate.” Even the subjective elements of that addition to the headline would still be far more tethered to reality than its current composition. Like forget about the constitution and early federalist precedent which you don’t even need to actually check here and just focus on the practicality of a “tariff” on people moving from one state to another. Actually forget even that and ask why the fuck Abbott would NOT want conservative New Yorkers to move to Texas and further entrench his regime’s political dominance. There are so many different dimensions to how dumb and bizarre of a “joke” it was and still the Gateway Pundit team’s brains are as functional as Abbott’s legs when it came to comprehending that he did not mean for anyone to take him seriously.

Keep an eye on this one. There just might be some fire left in her. Or rather than “some” like an unfathomably large quantity of deadly molten rock that would obliterate anyone nearby.

Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on Thursday announced she will not run for reelection in 2026, ending a four decade career in the House while she still has her marbles, CNN reports.

“With a grateful heart, I look forward to my final year of service as your proud representative. As we go forward, my message to the city I love is this: San Francisco, know your power. We have made history. We have made progress. We have always led the way, and now we must continue by remaining full participants in our Democracy and fighting for the American ideals we hold dear,” said Pelosi in the video announcing her retirement that had been rumored over the last few days.

Nonagenarian Cameroon President Paul Biya, who sometimes had the energy to show up to campaign rallies as he ran for a seventh term, was sworn in once again on Thursday following a contentious, bloody, and probably rigged election, the AP reports.

What do young voters care about most? @ComfortablySmug breaks it down.

"President Trump has been delivering on a bunch of his promises… but he needs to make the focus of it affordability. That's what's really on their minds." pic.twitter.com/f2cCTzCwnn

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) November 6, 2025

This already surreal liver damage dream of a Twitter user identified with an “@” handle wearing his sunglasses indoors at 7:27 AM in a darkened “Patriot Awards” set is even nuttier for a low-key detail: The “Brookville, NY” in the top lefthand corner. Brookville is not some neighborhood in Manhattan.

It’s about 20 miles east, out in Great Gatsby country, almost certainly in a space on the CW Post campus of Long Island University. It’s not some dogshit catering hall but it isn’t exactly a world-class venue either. Just mind-meltingly bizarre and distracting from the usual Fox News stupidity.

Convicted felon President Trump’s 2024 campaign political director-turned-White House Deputy Chief of Staff James Blair this week told Politico that he thinks “you’ll see the president talk a lot about cost of living as we turn the year and into the new year,” adding that the kingpin “is very keyed into what’s going on” and will be “very, very focused on prices and cost of life.”

Notice all the future tensing and the “you’ll see the president talk” where a phrase like “take aggressive action to lower prices” should be. He’s going to talk about it more, which means lie and say that prices are back to 2019 levels, gas is under $2/gallon, so on and so forth.

Amazingly it’s something of a marginal improvement in tone and awareness over that of a quote from a “person close to the Trump administration, who was granted anonymity to discuss private conversations” that Politico printed last week in a story about the beef prices/rancher shitshow: “It’s kind of like eggs, part two. This all kind of started with just concern over consumer prices.”

Emphasis added on that because holy shit, lol. “This all kind of started,” said as if “this” wasn’t the fucking thing Team Orange spent two years essentially telling voters that Joe Biden was too old/weak and Kamala Harris too DEI to understand the secret quantum mathematical formula that would instantly turn a $18 Big Mac value meal back down to $7.49 tops at 12:01 PM on January 20th.

“This” is like Churchill coming into office and telling Parliament “Well we got our asses kicked by the Wehrmacht but we’re going to win. In fact an RAF captain told me he shot down two German planes yesterday. I think we’re winning. Anyway did you see the plans for the new Churchill ballroom? We’re demolishing 12, 14, 16, Downing Street to make room for it. Or maybe the Germans will do it for us…”

The too-often insufferable Punchbowl AM newsletter on Thursday declared their patrons and muses in the GOP to have “lost their groove” after Tuesday’s beatdowns in Virginia, New Jersey, California, Pennsylvania, and New York City. writing that “Since Trump signed the One Big Beautiful Bill Act into law four months ago, Republicans have seemed adrift. Trump has his own agenda; he’s consumed with foreign affairs, immigration and remodeling the White House, among other things. The president seems to view Congress as a nuisance he’d rather avoid than have to deal with.”

Further down in the roundup however they find something approximating a silver living for the reich, writing “But Democrats didn’t flip any seats that Trump won by more than five points, though one such race does remain too close to call. That’s not great news for Democrats when you extrapolate it out. In Congress, there are only three Republicans in Harris-won seats. And there are only a dozen or so GOP-held House seats that Trump won by five points or less, thanks to redistricting. That number is growing smaller thanks to the mid-decade round of remaps.” Phew, right?