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“The Gates Foundation today announced a new commitment to advancing climate adaptation, helping smallholder farmers build resilience to a warming world and protect hard-won gains against poverty. Announced at COP30 in Belém, Brazil, where leaders are emphasizing locally driven adaptation, the four-year, $1.4 billion investment will expand access to innovations that help farmers across sub-Saharan Africa and South Asia adapt to extreme weather. In these regions, where food security and livelihoods depend on agriculture, smallholder farmers and the communities they feed are among the most exposed to droughts, floods, and rising temperatures. Yet less than 1 percent of global climate finance targets the growing threats to these vital food systems,” says the Gates Foundation in a press release that dropped a few hours ago and is probably already being closely scrutinized by the most Adderall-overfueled of the “research community.”

A year after having suffered what was absolutely the most horrific and cruel defeat in modern political history, you could say that the folks in the anti-MAGA coalition have extinguished whatever exuberance and hubris existed within them and replaced it with pure grit and searing vendetta. First quarter of a four-year slog that’s just one chapter in what will be a generational fight to not just restore sanity and decency to public life, but ensure that never again do the least among us have any significant voice in power… NOW you can go back and forth all you want about the accuracy of that rosy read of the most engaged members of the blue electorate is accurate, nobody’s ever seriously going to expect the same from the Trump fanboys because holy shit they right are back to form after Tuesday’s beatdown. The copium floweth freely on the MAGA interwebs:

“We all knew it would happen. Enjoy the sharia patrols and the obnoxious call to prayer at 5am everyday” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article headlined “RIP NYC – Muslim Communist Zohran Mamdani Wins New York City Mayoral Race.” He sounds just like those libs who warned that if Trump won ICE would be unleashed to commit horrific human rights abuses and that a wave of unimaginable corruption would swamp the presidency and government, so maybe he’ll be right.

“Can’t the voters claim they are disenfranchised (Democrats favorite word) if 44 percent of the state is popular vote for Republicans, but only 10 percent of the congressional representatives end up Republican? They are not getting adequate representation” – Top comment on Fox News’s California Prop 50 passage article. Of course this asshole has never heard of Wisconsin, about as close to 50-50 in 2024 as you can get but 6 of 8 Congressional districts are still held by Republicans.

“If I drive 116 mph in a 65 mph posted speed limit, I can plead the Jones defense. No jail time, small fine, license not suspended, and I can cheat on my community service. Then I will be rewarded by dumbass voters. I’m crying over this” – Top comment on Twitchy’s article about Jay Jones winning in Virginia. The actual speeding ticket Jones got is was for doing 85 in 55 mph zone in 2022, but the exaggeration aside, lol. Didn’t another politician get convicted of 34 felonies and then get “rewarded by dumbass voters” in the form of being spared from likely dying in prison for his crimes?

The Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 412 points at noon on Friday after the University of Michigan’s Consumer Sentiment survey came in at almost its lowest level ever, CNBC reports.

Alexander Smirnov, the former FBI source that fed the agency a load of bullshit about former President Joe Biden accepting bribes from who the fuck knows what Eastern European scumbag, the Republicans couldn’t even get their story straight, and who MAGA Congressman Brad Wenstrup claimed was the victim of a “two tiered justice system,” then last year pleaded guilty to causing the creation of a false and fictitious record in a federal investigation – as in that FD-1023 form the dipshits hailed as a “smoking gun” of the “Biden Crime Family” atrocities in 2023 – as well as three counts of tax evasion added in a later indictment, has been released from prison pretty early into his six year sentenced – as long as four months ago, indie journo Jacqueline Sweet reports.

Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov hasn’t been seen in public for a few days, an absence that some observers see as particularly worrisome in light of a Moscow business publication’s citing of “informed sources” of Lavrov being “absent by agreement” from Wednesday’s televised high-level national security council meeting with murderous dictator Vladimir Putin, CNN reports.

Lavrov’s body has yet to be found splattered on the pavement outside of a tall building, which does nothing to rule out the possibility that it’s simply splattered on the rooftop of an adjacent shorter building. Or maybe he was still in his car while it was crushed into a cube at a junkyard. Or fed to Putin’s dogs. Or pigs. Or the pigs and the dogs fought over Lavrov’s flesh for Putin’s entertainment.

It was November 7th, 2017 when Republican Congressmen Frank LoBiondo and Ted Poe saw the writing on the wall from that year’s off-off-year elections and announced they would not be running for reelection or for the Senate in 2018, making them the 17th and 18th to ghost from Capitol Hill.

Right now at this point ahead of the 2026 midterms there have been 16 House Republicans who have either announced a gubernatorial run (or Attorney General in the case of Chip Roy), their retirement, or already resigned (Mark Green from Tennessee). For comparison eight Dems have called it quits, plus Mikie Sherrill who hopefully will wait until the last minute to resign from her seat as to not fuck up the Epstein files discharge petition (if her exit somehow invalidates her signature).

Evidently thinking being “right” about their already incoherent legal position is more important than, you know, the politics of depriving less fortunate Americans – many of them MAGA – of the meager food assistance they depend on, the Trump Administration on Friday appealed to the First Circuit to overturn Rhode Island federal Judge John J McConnell’s order for them to cough it up.

“This unprecedented injunction makes a mockery of the separation of powers. Courts hold neither the power to appropriate nor the power to spend. Courts are charged with enforcing the law, but the law is explicit that SNAP benefits are subject to available appropriations,” Team Orange wrote in the appeal, which children going to bed without dinner will totally understand and accept.

“Republicans, Terminate the Filibuster and bring back the American Dream. If you don’t do it, the Dems will, and you’ll never see office again!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday morning, evidently concerned that Dems would undertake massive structural reforms of the government and elections that would make it far more difficult to win when campaigning on made-up bullshit like kids using litter boxes at school and ISIS caravans surging north through Mexico.

The apprehension followed a football spiking on “Nancy Pelosi, the old and broken political hack who Impeached me twice and lost, is finally calling it ‘quits.’ She illegally made a fortune in the Stock Market, ripped off the American Public, and was a disaster for America. I’m glad to see the stench of Nancy Pelosi go!!!” Worth mentioning that Pelosi only “lost” because of “jury” nullification.

“A new Emerson College Polling national survey finds 41 percent of voters approve of the job President Donald Trump is doing in office, while 49 percent disapprove. This reflects a four-point drop in approval, from 45 percent in October, while the president’s disapproval increased one point, from 48 to 49 percent,” says Emerson College polls in their monthly national survey.

Remember, these assclowns found Mikie Sherill leading Jack Shittarelli 49 to 48 percent in their final survey of the New Jersey gubernatorial race, a fucking 12 point pro-MAGA miss. So chances are they’re inflating their Orange God Emperor’s approval rating significantly.

Some pencilneck bookworm who got a really fancy degree thinks he’s definitively proven that the universe is not a simulation inside the computer of a hyperadvanced civilization – existing completely outside of our context – according to a press release from the University of British Columbia on a new physics paper authored by the brainiac and a few of his dork friends.

“Drawing on mathematical theorems related to incompleteness and indefinability, we demonstrate that a fully consistent and complete description of reality cannot be achieved through computation alone,” said Dr Mir Faizal, Adjunct Professor with UBC Okanagan, who led the study. “It requires non-algorithmic understanding, which by definition is beyond algorithmic computation and therefore cannot be simulated. Hence, this universe cannot be a simulation,” Faizal continued.

Oh well that settles it then. Algorithmic computation limitations button it up real neatly. There’s no possible computing paradigm that could ever exist outside of the constraints of algorithmic process logic, just like no life form could ever subsist on cinnabar or arsenic for its metabolic processes.

Fucking asshole. He could be 100 percent correct about reality as we know it actually existing on a material plane but it sure as shit will not have come down to such insufferably c-word-ish absolutism about the nature of computing. It’s almost like he listened to a Joe Rogan episode about simulation theory and was like “You know what? Rogan’s wrong and I’m going to prove it by sounding like even more of a dick by completely inverting his ‘just asking questions’ assclownery. That’ll show him.”

LMAOOOOOOOO LIBS! The New York Times reports that DC Mayor Muriel Bowser is under investigation for taking a free trip to Qatar which is HILARIOUS because the whole situation was basically designed in a lab to tweak you about hypocrisy! President Trump can get away with getting free shit from them while YOUR politician gets investigated! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Would keep that bit going but the part of the Times story that’s even more on-brand is that the Regime’s DOJ is struggling to put a case together because they fired everyone in the public integrity division, leaving no one with the expertise to actually prosecute Bowser. Fucking dipshits, lol.

“A House GOP lawmaker is proposing to block federal funds from New York City for as long as Zohran Mamdani is mayor. Forthcoming legislation led by Rep Buddy Carter, R-Ga, is called the Moving American Money Distant from Anti-National Interests Act, or the ‘MAMDANI Act,'” writes Fox News in a free (or donor-funded payola) campaign ad for Carter’s Senate bid against other Georgia MAGA hick Congressman Mike Collins that the propaganda network printed on Thursday.

Fox News was however surprisingly upfront about how this is all horseshit, that even they and their audience are in on the kayfabe, as it’s no later than the eighth sentence that they admit “While Carter’s bill is not likely to be taken up in the House, it’s a symbol of how the GOP has been hyper-focused on Mamdani’s win, with Republican leaders in the House positioning him as the new leader of the Democratic Party.” They take the candor even further in the next, writing “A House Republican campaign operative signaled to Fox News Digital on Wednesday that the GOP would seek to tie vulnerable Democrats across the country to Mamdani and his far-left platforms.”

It’s not clear why Fox is breaking the fourth wall here and letting their fans in on a “little secret” that they previously did not with the GOP’s Nancy Pelosi, AOC, and Ilhan Omar hard-ons. Maybe it’s that it was actually kind of more plausible since those female libs were actually in Congress and thus have influence over national policy that Mamdani doesn’t, so why not paint it as “politically savvy”?

Maybe. Then again this is almost a “limited hangout” to obscure the reality that Carter is just going to look like an impotent nonentity when his Orange Jesus just unilaterally pulls federal funds from New York City anyway with his usual complete disregard for Congress as a coequal branch.

Rhode Island federal Judge John J McConnell on Thursday found that convicted felon President Trump’s reich had failed to comply with his orders to disburse SNAP funding to the states that the fat fuck is purposely withholding during the ongoing shutdown, Politico’s Josh Gerstein reports.

Now Comrade Tucker is defending Comrade Mamdani.

I guess they share mutual enemies. https://t.co/EXFv4o8vWH

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 6, 2025

Anti-ICE lib sandwich terrorist Sean Dunn was acquitted and exonerated on the bullshit misdemeanors DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine’s office charged him with for throwing a Subway foot-long at a MAGA regime stormtrooper last summer, Lawfare’s Molly Roberts reports.

This was the best Pirro could do after a grand jury refused to charge Dunn and she still lost.