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Venezuelan official warns of false flag at US embassy in Caracas

Venezuela’s National Assembly President Jorge Rodriguez on Sunday claimed that domestic far right extremists are planning an attack on the largely mothballed US embassy in Caracas and that convicted felon President Trump’s regime had been duly warned of the threat, Reuters reports.

Trump severed diplomatic ties with Maduro’s regime in 2019, leaving the embassy deserted of all US diplomatic personnel and handing it over to Switzerland on a custodial basis – with more than a hundred locals still maintaining the facility. So it’s not like the attack would have been merely “symbolic” and bloodless, an angle that both Rodriguez and Reuters seem to have missed: That such an action – that was supposed to be blamed on dictator Nicolas Maduro’s regime – just might not have been a unilateral move by the right wing partisans but more like a USS Maine or Gulf of Tonkin-type moment. That they already knew and the whole point of the false flag is to cost zero American still provide more than enough pretext for the Trump regime to launch the all-out war against the rogue South American state the fat bastard has been itching to start for a while.

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Supreme Court tosses Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal

The US Supreme Court on Monday denied certiorari to Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell’s bid for a new trial following her 2021 conviction on five counts including sex trafficking of a minor and conspiracy charges related to recruiting and grooming underage girls for sexual abuse. Maxwell had argued that then-US Attorney – and later convicted felon President Trump’s first Labor Secretary – Alex Acosta’s corrupt 2008 deal with Epstein immunizing unindicted co-conspirators had applied to her and thus her charges and conviction were void. The Court did not explain their denial.

CNN’s Elie Honig had warned that, strictly on the legal technicalities, Maxwell might have actually had a good case before the court, estimating her chances at 20 to 30 percent that Los Supremos would actually take it up – and considerably higher if not for the fact that she was Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice. Which could be why they didn’t state any reason for the denial, that even during a stretch in which they nuked abortion rights and gave the fat fucking autocrat in the White House a blank check for fascism that letting Ghislaine Maxwell off the hook was a bridge too far for them.

The court also denied other sick freak Laura Loomer’s petition in her batshit “RICO” lawsuit against Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter. Sedition Sam recused from the decision for some reason.

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Wonder if Wesley Hunt wanted this photo featured so prominently

As you can see, Texas MAGA Congressman Wesley Hunt on Monday made it official and jumped into the Lone Star State’s Republican Senate primary against John Cornhole Cornyn the (de facto) third-highest-ranking sitting member of the majority caucus in the chamber. No poll of the race had ever put Hunt in serious contention against Cornyn or his main challenger, corrupt Picasso-faced state Attorney General Ken Paxton, whose once-prohibitive lead over Cornyn has slipped somewhat. Yet Hunt can still have a significant impact as his entrance into the race will very likely pull the other two candidates under 50 percent and force a runoff in what was already an expensive and messy primary of a sitting US Senator who’d won four statewide elections before he ran for Congress.

That assumes that Republican voters don’t see that pic on Hunt’s campaign website. It’s the second of three in a carousel and you’ll never guess who Hunt is pictured with in the other two. Okay, you already guessed and yeah, he’s trying to make it look like convicted felon President Trump already endorsed him without actually saying that Trump already endorsed him. Not a new move in this race.

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South Carolina judge’s home torched by possible MAGA arson

Diane Goodstein, a South Carolina judge who last month was targeted with some heated rhetoric by Trump DOJ enforcer Harmeet Dhillon over a ruling against the regime’s assault on voting rights, saw her home burned to the ground by some heated combustion Saturday – the inferno inflicting serious injuries on her husband, Dem former state Senator Arnold Goodstein, Time Magazine reports.

“At this time, we do not know whether the fire was accidental or arson. Until that determination is made, [State Law Enforcement Division Chief Mark Keel] has alerted local law enforcement to provide extra patrols and security,” South Carolina Chief Justice John Kittredge told FITSNews, adding that the fire appeared to have been caused by an “explosion.” Judge Goodstein had received death threats after she temporarily blocked the Trump DOJ’s bid to force the South Carolina election commission from handing the state’s voter rolls over to the regime for whatever stupid, nefarious plans they have in mind. The ruling was later overturned by the state Supreme Court anyway.

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Judge blocks Trump from deploying Cal National Guard to Portland

Trump-appointed federal Judge Karen Immergut on Sunday ordered a halt to the far fuck’s insane deployment of the California National Guard to Portland, deeming it an attempted circumvention of her Saturday night order blocking Oregon guard from deploying, AllRise’s Adam Klasfeld reports.

Immergut said she sees the regime’s actions as a “direct contravention” of her first order, adding “It appears to violate both [10 USC §] 12406 and the Tenth Amendment” of the Constitution.

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Lithuanian air traffic halted by Belarusian cig-smuggling balloons

Amid the recent spate of incursions into NATO and EU airspace by nefarious actors, officials in Lithuania’s capital of Vilnius on Saturday found that the 25 or so balloons that grounded flights at the city’s international airport were launched by maybe not that nefarious of actors as their payloads were determined to be thousands upon thousands of packs of cheap, shitty Belarusian cigarettes bound for dealers seeking to sell them untaxed and unstamped to sketchy vendors, the AP reports.

While the intent was obviously well short of Kremlinist disruption the effect was the same as no fewer than 30 flights in and out of Vilnius were canceled or diverted after two of the balloons drifted into the airport’s restricted airspace. Cops recovered 11 balloons and their cargo of roughly 18,000 packs of cigarettes. It’s not clear if they’ll be destroyed or distributed to needy smokers.

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Orange God Emperor over an hour late to Annapolis speech

Convicted felon President Trump is now 67 minutes and counting late for his speech to cadets at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland for what’s supposed to be a major celebration of the service branch’s 250th anniversary. Still too early to hope.

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Mike Johnson still not really getting his story straight: Live updates

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson continued on Sunday morning having some difficulty getting his stories straight about how the Democrats are demanding that illegal aliens get free healthcare and it just kept going down and down to the most particulate, arcane argument that, secretly on some Dem proposal that’s linked on Johnson’s website, there was something something he claims “Buried on page 57, Section 2141, the Democrat CR bill repeals the Working Families Tax Cut bill’s new safeguards against waste, fraud, and abuse in health care spending to restore and continue $200 billion in American taxpayer funded health care subsidies going to illegal aliens.” The whole thing’s really hard to follow and just stinks of a retcon trying to reconcile convicted felon President Trump’s version of the story with “reality” as it is in the actual legislation.

Not the easiest messaging sell. Also note how his website calls it “the Working Families Tax Cut bill” while he definitely said “Big Beautiful Bill” to Kristen Welker.

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“Just wait until next year”

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions tell the Wall Street Journal that they’ve been telling him to “refine” his messaging on the economy and distill it down to “just wait until next year.”

Trump has listened to his wise counselors, and taken it even further, telling reporters at a recent event that “Our big year won’t be really next year – it’ll be the year after,” though really he should be saying “Fuck you America. You kept me out of prison because enough of you morons you bought my stupid lies about how I alone can lower prices and unilaterally supercharge the economy, lol.”

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Baby Goebbels leaves out which president appointed judge

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MAGA Land right but on the wrong topic

“Someone needs to pay for the consequences of my bad decisions!” – The current top comment on a Saturday morning Fox Business News article headlined “Parents of woman killed in fiery Cybertruck crash target Tesla in suit alleging ‘defective design’ trapped her.” Californians Noelle and Carl Tsukuhara have sued Tesla over the November 2024 death of their 19 year-old daughter Krysta in the tragic crash caused by her asshole friend Soren Dixon driving drunk and stoned.

“Autopsy reports revealed the presence of alcohol, cocaine, and meth in Dixon’s system, KTVU reported, adding that Tsukahara and [other victim Jack] Nelson each tested positive for alcohol and cocaine,” the commenter had pasted in from the article before his little quip about the importance of personal responsibility. Which made it plain he was faulting Krysta for being drunk and on coke rather than getting into a hideous shitbox estimated by at least one analyst to be 17 times more deadly for drivers and passengers in collisions resulting in vehicle fires than the infamous Ford Pinto with its industry-first-and-last rear-mounted fuel tank. That was a hard record to beat.

There’s an ethical question here about whether KTVU and other outlets should have even printed the toxicology results for Nelson and Tsukuhara’s autopsies. It’d be one thing for that to come out in reporting on Tesla’s legal defense as this case plays out and they inevitably cite it as a mitigating factor, but it’s not adding anything to the overall picture about this tragedy. Especially when dozens of victims were sober at the time they were trapped and burned alive in other Tesla crashes. It’s at best gratuitous for media outlets to be including that detail when those two weren’t the one driving drunk and high on coke and meth at 3:08 AM while home from college on Thanksgiving weekend.

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Extremist goth worried her Orange Mammon already failing

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“They are worried about them saying something stupid”

The reason that House leadership extended the chamber’s vacation another week by designating October 7 through the 13th as a “district work period” is because, per Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman, they don’t want Republican members “in DC doing nothing. In part because they are worried about them saying something stupid,” during the already-prolonged government shutdown.

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Orange Overlord commands his legions to arrest flag burners

“To ICE, Border Patrol, Law Enforcement, and all US Military: As per my August 25, 2025 Executive Order, please be advised that, from this point forward, anybody burning the American Flag will be subject to one year in prison. You will be immediately arrested,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday as though US Marines are supposed to be empowered to arrest civilians.

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Is this MAGAnomics?

Head to the homepage at RiteAid.com to see the very brief message “All Rite Aid stores have now closed. We thank our loyal customers for their many years of support,” at the bottom of a banner encouraging customers to click to have their prescriptions transferred to other pharmacies, the digital epitaph for a chain that operated roughly 1,240 stores nationwide until just a few years ago.

Sure, Rite Aid did first declare bankruptcy in 2023 buuuuuuuut if we’re the “hottest country in the world” then why couldn’t they turn it around once the economic miracle of Trump returned? Wasn’t his election supposed to stop people from shoplifting deodorant and shit from the stores? Why did Rite Aid still fail when they knew that everything will be so much better in a year or so?

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Hamas agrees to release hostages

Gaza-based terrorist group Hamas on Friday announced that “according to the exchange formula contained in President Trump’s proposal, and as the field conditions for the exchange are met,” they will release however many still-living Israeli hostages abducted nearly two years ago, the New York Times reports on some probably not great news for Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu.

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Fat Hitler ends Tennessee 7th GOP primary

Remember that article from like six hours ago about the Republican primary for the December 2nd special election to replace now-former Congressman Mark Green in Tennessee’s 7th District and how there were 19 candidates? Well 18 of them just wasted their time because convicted felon President Trump just posted “It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot Matt Van Epps, who is running to represent the Great People of Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District. A West Point Graduate, and Combat Decorated Army Helicopter Pilot, Matt knows the WISDOM and COURAGE” and blah blah blah, showering Van Epps’s face with his golden glory.

It’d be one thing if it was Van Epps vs like one other guy with a lot of local connections and money and Van Epps was some sex pest and so on. Then MAYBE it’d still be a race. But the reality is that it is a 99 point something percent certainty that the fat fuck just screwed over 18 local Republicans who might’ve had a shot if he had just stayed the hell out of it until after next Tuesday.

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