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Republicans looking at more shutdown blame than Dems: poll

A new Morning Consult national survey finds that “45 percent of voters say they’d blame Republicans in Congress for a government shutdown, while only 33 percent say they’d blame Democrats in Congress. Republican voters are more likely than Democrats to say their own party would be at fault (33 percent to 22 percent), while independent voters are more likely to point their fingers at the right than the left (41 percent to 24 percent). Roughly half of voters (48 percent) said a shutdown is at least ‘somewhat likely,’ up from 36 percent who said the same in March.”

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Kushner and Bonesaw seize control of game publisher EA

“Electronic Arts Inc, a global leader in interactive entertainment, today announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement to be acquired by an investor consortium (‘the Consortium’) comprised of PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners in an all-cash transaction that values EA at an enterprise value of approximately $55 billion. The transaction positions EA to accelerate innovation and growth to build the future of entertainment. Under the terms of the agreement, the Consortium will acquire 100 percent of EA, with PIF rolling over its existing 9.9 percent stake in the Company.”

“EA stockholders will receive $210 per share in cash. The per share purchase price represents a 25 percent premium to EA’s unaffected share price of $168.32 at market close on September 25, 2025, the last fully unaffected trading day, and a premium to EA’s unaffected all-time high of $179.01 at market close on August 14, 2025. PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners bring deep sector experience, committed capital, and global portfolios with networks across gaming, entertainment, and sports that offer unique possibilities for EA to blend physical and digital experiences, enhance fan engagement, and create new growth opportunities. The transaction represents the largest all-cash sponsor take-private investment in history, with the Consortium partnering closely with EA to enable the Company to move faster and unlock new opportunities on a global stage,” says a press release from EA. Love the “Consortium,” sounds like an evil organization from Mass Effect.

“PIF” stands for “Public Investment Fund” – as in the Saudi sovereign wealth fund – and Affinity Partners is Kushner’s slush fund for collecting his ill-gotten funds from Middle Eastern autocrats.

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MAGA Congressman blames Kamala Harris for Michigan massacre

MAGA Pennsylvania Congressman Dan Meuser on Monday wanted to keep the kayfabe going on Michigan MAGA terrorist Thomas Sanford’s deadly shooting and arson attack on the Church of Latter Day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, blaming the people calling convicted felon President Trump a Nazi and a fascist – former Vice President Kamala Harris among them – for the violence.

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QAnon Shaman sues Trump, Warner Bros, T-Mobile for $40 trillion

Former hardcore Trump fan and January 6th icon Jake “QAnon Shaman” Chansley last week filed in a Maricopa County, Arizona court a $40 trillion civil complaint against convicted felon President Trump, Warner Bros, and T-Mobile alleging that, among a bunch of other bizarre shit, that the NSA spied on Chansley as he was writing a “2nd Declaration of Independence” and pretended to be actress Michelle Rodriguez on Facebook to catfish him, Trump stole $100,000 in crypto from him, that Warner Bros stole his idea for the 2008 Batman film The Dark Knight, and that Chansley is for some reason the lawful President of the United States of America, the Phoenix New Times reports.

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Texan sadly stupid enough to believe police horse can smell drugs

Lubbock, Texas Police Department mounted cops Bryson Lewis and William Trotter tell KCBD they were out on patrol last Monday when they encountered a sketchy-looking dude walking in the street rather than the sidewalk. They stopped 42-year-old Joseph Ramirez to ask how he was doing and if he was on or carrying drugs. Ramirez refused to consent to a search of his pockets so Trotter figured he would tease the man. “I was going to make a joke because it seemed like it was going to break some tension. You know, it seemed like it was kind of stiff for a second there,” Trotter said.

So the cop told Ramirez he rides a “narcotics-smelling” horse, prompting the suspect to flee. “He kind of took off down the alley, and we thought he was joking but he kept running,” Lewis said, adding “He took it seriously, and the chase was on.” The pursuit did not last long at all.

“A lot of people that have come before us on Mounted Patrol have been in a foot chase. Somebody is silly enough to eventually run from a horse. I don’t know why it happens – we are going to outrun them,” said Lewis. “We are cops first; we enjoy this job. Chasing bad guys is part of the fun in it for us, so when you get to chase down a bad guy and not even get tired, it’s a good day,” said Trotter.

Ramirez was charged evading arrest and tampering with physical evidence with the intent to impair, there’s no indication of what drugs/paraphernalia he had and how he had tampered with them.

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Dems cleaning up personal finances for fear of MAGA Reich

Several Congressional Dems tell Axios they’re taking seriously convicted felon President Trump’s very unserious investigations into mortgages taken out by his enemies New York State Attorney General Letitia James, Fed Governor Lisa Cook, and Senator Adam Schiff, with the other Dems poring over their tax returns, mortgages, and other personal affairs to protect themselves.

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“This appears to be yet another targeted attack on Christians”

Right wing British rag the Telegraph of all outlets is carrying the above pic, overlaid on Krazy Karoline on Fox and Friends this morning telling them that the FBI was still trying to get to the bottom of 40 year-old Marine Corps Iraq veteran Thomas Jacob Sanford’s motive in the deadly shooting and arson attack on the Church of Latter Day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan on Sunday.

At least four congregants were killed in the attack and another ten were injured. So yeah, sure it was a targeted attack on Christians – of a certain denomination – by a guy who by all appearances would seem to have at the very least a family background in a different Christian denomination. Much clearer is his political religion: A member of the cult of the Orange God Emperor and seriously law off the LSD and bath salts if you think you will ever see that pic on Fox News.

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Orange God Emperor threatens New York City with destruction

“Self proclaimed New York City Communist, Zohran Mamdani, who is running for Mayor, will prove to be one of the best things to ever happen to our great Republican Party. He is going to have problems with Washington like no Mayor in the history of our once great City. Remember, he needs the money from me, as President, in order to fulfill all of his FAKE Communist promises. He won’t be getting any of it, so what’s the point of voting for him? This ideology has failed, always, for thousands of years. It will fail again, and that’s guaranteed!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday after idiot Mayor Eric Adams finally dropped his reelection bid the previous afternoon.

The fat bastard then declared he’s imposing 100 percent tariffs on foreign-made films and furniture.

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NASA awards major landscaping contract

“NASA has selected Melwood Horticultural Training Center Inc. of Upper Marlboro, Maryland, to provide custodial, janitorial, landscaping, and recycling services for the agency’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland. The Facilities Custodial and Landscaping award is a firm-fixed-price hybrid completion and indefinite-delivery/indefinite-quantity contract. The contract includes one 12-month base period and up to four 12-month options with a potential contract value of approximately $36 million if all options are exercised. The basic period of performance begins Wednesday, Oct 1, 2025, and ends Sept 30, 2026. The four option periods, if exercised, would extend the contract through Sept 30, 2030,” says a NASA press release about their landscaping contract, appearing on the same page where they hyped their press conference about the Perseverance rover potentially finding evidence of fossilized microbial life on Mars. Not that the transparency is unwelcome or unexpected it’s just maybe there could be some other place for it.

Anyway, somebody fucked up. Badly. Melwood CEO Larysa Kautz is a Biden donor. And she’s not like one of those corporate suits who donates to both parties just to play both ends. In fact her record on OpenSecrets lists not a single R in the recipients column. Fire Sean Duffy, pronto, lol.

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Fanboys rushed to crash airline sites during H-1B shitshow

After convicted felon President Trump’s regime announced earlier this month that they were charging $100,000 for every H-1B visa but before the fucking idiots clarified that the fee was only being imposed on new applicants, major employers in tech and other sectors urged current H-1Bs on their payroll to get their asses back stateside immediately within the next two days. Naturally this prompted a mad rush for those who were abroad at the time to book their flights and, per AFP, a similar rush by MAGAmericans on 4chan to, in their words, “clog the toilet” by going through the booking process on airline sites to jam India-to-US flights and select tickets that they never intended to buy, screwing people who at the time believed they had just hours to make it back.

“Indians are just waking up after the H1B news. Want to keep them in India? Clog the flight reservation system!” said the 4chan thread that was passed around on Telegram and other platforms popular with resentful white nationalist incels who enjoy such stochastic pursuits.

“It was hard for me to book a ticket and I paid a huge fare for the panic travel,” said engineer Amrutha Tamanam, who had been visiting family back home in India when she got word she would have to get back to the US pretty much immediately. She spent hours during that window trying to book a flight, eventually succeeding and paying $2,000 for the ultra high-demand seat, at least some of that price thanks to the sexless 4chaners who gleefully posted shit like “I got 100 seats locked,” and “Currently clogging the last available seat on this Delhi to Newark flight.”

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Kremlin super butthurt over pro-EU party’s win in Moldova

Russia’w guys lost and badly in Moldova’s Sunday’s general election and, unsurprisingly, the Kremlin’s extremist leadership are claiming “election interference,” complaining specifically that the incumbent pro-European Union Moldovan government opened only two polling locations inside of Russia to allow for Moldovans abroad to cast their ballots, Reuters reports.

“Hundreds of thousands of Moldovans were deprived of the opportunity to vote in the Russian Federation due to the fact that only two polling stations were open to them,” said rapey mustache guy Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov as though a small country attempting to escape the Putin Regime’s imperial aspirations and constant electoral subterfuge should be working harder to facilitate further electoral subterfuge by the Putin Regime. What a fucking asshole, lol.

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Bald, bearded drama queen wants Gavin Newsom arrested

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MAGA Land regresses

“Let the third world in… become the third world. You’re either American, or you’re not. These people chose poorly… NOT Americans” – Top comment on Blaze Media’s article “Grotesque Halloween display shows MAGA mannequins hanging by rope with Mexican flag flying above,” posted Friday.

Sure sounds a lot more like a circa 2018 MAGA comment than what a 2025 one should after how many goddamned petabytes of content on the internet told us that Trump fanboys ❤️ Latinos now after so many had stepped up for them last year in crucial swing states. But guess it’s been eight months since that the whole implicit “family-oriented” agreement that the longtime fanboys knew was bullshit was instantly abrogated and Latinos are no longer of any use. Thus it’d be too much to react as they would if the flags weren’t there at all and called the homeowners “sick libtards.”

Oh and the byline says the article was written by a Blaze Media reporter named Carlos Garcia.

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Florida MAGAchurch youth leader caught with “child-like sex doll”

From a Facebook post by the Hernando County, Florida Sheriff’s Office: “On 07-04-2025, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children received information in regards to the possession of child pornography. The information was later assigned to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office for further investigation. After investigation probable cause was established to support a search warrant for a residence on Argyll Drive in Spring Hill. On 09-26-2025, members of the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office executed the search warrant at the aforementioned residence.”

“Upon executing the search warrant, contact was made with Jordan Joseph Williams DOB/08-11-1997. While speaking with Williams, he confirmed all account identifiers and confirmed he was the owner of the account in question. Williams later stated that he would use a popular social media site to access and view links of child pornography. While searching the residence multiple items of evidence were collected to include a childlike sex doll. When Williams was confronted with this information, he claimed it was a cheaper sex toy. Williams was a youth leader at VineLife Church in Brooksville. Williams was arrested and transported to the Hernando County Detention Center on the following charges: Possession of Child Pornography (35 Counts), Possession of a Child-Like Sex Doll (1 Count), Unlawful use of a Two-Way Communication Device (1 Count). NO BOND.”

Williams, a registered Republican and apparently a Harry Potter fan upset that a Black dude was cast in the upcoming HBO remake series as Severus Snape, who was played by now-deceased caucasian actor Alan Rickman in the 2001-2011 films, was quickly disavowed by the VineLife Church.

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President issues important update on foreign affairs

“Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, ‘freak out’ when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday.

Earlier this month some Twitter users determined, with a high degree of confidence, that the fat fuck had simply bought cheap bullshit from Home Depot and had them spray painted with a gold color before gluing them to the fixtures in the Oval Office.

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Terrorist opens fire, burns down Mormon church in Michigan

“There’s has been an active shooter at the church of Latter Day Saints on McCandlish Rd. There are multiple victims and the shooter is down. There is NO threat to the public at this time. The church is actively on fire. For people on site, the reunification site is the pavilion to the north. Offsite reunification will be at Trillium theater at Holly and McCandlish PLEASE AVOID THE AREA!!” says the Grand Blanc, Michigan Police Department in a Facebook post after the Sunday attack.

Now of course the MAGA media machine are going through the usual motions…

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Thune tells Kristen Welker she should reach a deal to avoid a shutdown if she’s worried about layoffs: Live Update Sunday

Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Sunday told NBC’s Kristen Welker she should reach a deal with Congressional Republican to avoid a shutdown if she’s worried about federal government workers getting laid off. While obviously when Thune used her “you” in that sentence he really was addressing Congressional Dems… probably. He doesn’t seem as pilled as Megyn Kelly is these days, but “you” never know, right? Later in the above clip Thune stressed the importance of American taxpayers bailing out his state’s soybean farmers – whose access to Chinese markets had been completely annihilated by convicted felon President Trump’s stupid trade war – or otherwise he’ll be forced to continue to not do his job as leader of half of a coequal branch of the government.

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Hurricane Humberto churns perilously close to Carolinas

“At 500 AM AST (0900 UTC), the center of Hurricane Humberto was located near latitude 23.9 North, longitude 63.3 West. Humberto is moving toward the west-northwest near 13 mph. A turn toward the northwest is expected this morning, followed by a turn to the north-northwest on Monday evening. Humberto is forecast to then turn north-northeastward and move west of Bermuda by Tuesday evening. Maximum sustained winds are near 155 mph (250 km/h) with higher gusts. Humberto is an extremely dangerous category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Humberto should remain a powerful major hurricane for the next few days.”

“Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 35 miles from the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 140 miles (220 km). The estimated minimum central pressure is 929 mb (27.44 inches). Swells generated by Humberto will continue to affect portions of the northern Leeward Islands, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Bermuda through much of this week. Swells from Humberto will also affect the US East Coast beginning Monday. These swells are likely to cause life-threatening surf and rip current conditions,” says a National Hurricane Center bulletin.

North and South Carolina Governors Josh Stein and Henry McMaster have already declared states of emergency though the storm is not currently forecast to make a direct hit on either state’s coast.

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Trans porn lover ends Wisconsin GOP gubernatorial primary bid

Wisconsin MAGA Republican former Navy SEAL and transgender internet porn enthusiast Bill Berrien on Friday threw in the towel on his anti-transgender-centric gubernatorial campaign, the Associated Press reports, citing a lengthy statement in which Berrien concluded that he “had no idea that running for political office could be almost as dangerous” as “hunting down war criminals in Bosnia.”

The end came just days after the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel tracked down Berrien’s account on blogging platform Medium and found that, among other unconventional content creators, the family values conservative follows a “queer, trans, non-binary adult performer” who goes by “Jiz Lee,” a person whom Team Berrien insisted their principal did not know was trans when he followed Lee and upvoted their post about “ethical porn.” Nevertheless it was, for obvious reasons, a bad look for a candidate whose ads featured him saying “take it from a dad and a coach, I will keep boys out of our daughters’ sports and locker rooms” and another in which Berrien praised convicted felon President Trump for “protecting our daughters’ sports” from trans athletes, leading him to call it quits.

Possibly accelerating the end was the Wednesday launch of Cheesehead State MAGA Congressman Tom Tiffany’s gubernatorial bid, which itself could have been hastened or maybe even spurred by the Journal-Sentinel’s dogged investigative reporting on Berrien’s proclivities. That launch makes Tiffany now the 14th House Republican to announce their intent to exit DC ahead of the 2026 midterms, slightly outpacing the pre-2018 midterm exodus in anticipation of that cycle’s Blue Wave.

Now WPR’s reporting says Tiffany had been “teasing” the bid for a while and it may indeed be that he was going to enter whether Berrien was publicly revealed to be a freak or not, the timing seems pretty unlikely to have been merely coincidental. Factor in that Berrien owns a specialized manufacturing company that does $16 million a year in revenue per RocketReach and thus would’ve been able to self-fund a lot of his campaign, likely posing what would’ve been a formidable “political outsider” challenge to a seven-term deep red district lifer like Tiffany – if not for the Jiz Lee thing.

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Movie Night Saturday: Fire in The Sky

Now just to get one thing out of the way, even though it says “Based on a true story” at the end of the opening credits of Fire in The Sky doesn’t mean it’s is a 1:1 retelling of the mysterious events in and around Snowflake, Arizona in November 1975. The legitimately fucking terrifying abduction sequence, especially the part where our very stupid hero Travis stumbled into the cocooned and putrified remains of a fellow alien kidnapping victim who met a gruesome fate, did not happen in real life. Travis Walton’s experience on the spacecraft was a lot more inscrutable and idiosyncratic.

It may not have actually happened in real life either but at least in his version the interior of the alien ship was hygienic and clean and doesn’t make a Russian army field hospital look like Cedars-Sinai or NYU Langone in comparison. Also our other hero Mike Rogers’ younger sister probably didn’t overact that badly when asking “Where is he Mike?!? Where is he Mike?!? Where is he?!?” after he tells her Travis got sucked into an alien spaceship like a chimp being shot with a tranq dart and hauled away for a thorough examination by primatologists. And that goddamned town hall scene was so lame but not even a tenth as lame as the brief glimpse of a wise old indigenous American man, with the native pipe music playing for like 10 seconds as he knowingly stares at the search party near the site of the alleged alien abduction. Then the movie just completely forgets about him, like the studio cut the rest of that “subplot” for pacing but fucked up and left his cameo in.

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