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Homeless DC Trump fan “very concerned” about being interned

George Morgan, a homeless man described by USA Today as a lifelong Washington DC resident and a “Trump supporter” told the paper this week he was “very concerned” about the Orange Caesar’s takeover of the district’s police department and mobilization of the National Guard. “I try not to take offense,” said Morgan after he was notified by the city’s Department of Human Services that he had less than 24 hours to remove his little campsite from a green space near the Kennedy Center.

Maorgan said while he doesn’t know where he will go, he’s “hopeful God will make a way,” even though his god is making a way: Get the fuck out and don’t come back to DC, ever.

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EJ Antoni loves him some Nazi Wehrmacht battleship architecture

Convicted felon President Trump’s new Bureau of Labor Statistics chief, creepy incel EJ Antoni, in 2023 had a curious choice for a background on some crypto douche’s podcast: a painting of the Nazi battleship Bismarck, sank in 1941 after a battle with the British fleet in the North Sea. “The Bismarck, yep, in all his glory,” Antoni said after host Marty Bent remarked on the painting during the intro, adding “It is at the bottom of the sea, along with the Hood, that it sank just days before.”

The Trump Reich defended the “history buff” to the Daily Beast, with a spokesworm saying Antoni’s office “is full of a variety of artifacts and artwork featuring US battleships and other famous vessels, including the USS New Jersey and the USS Missouri, that have been used throughout major wars.”

Antoni is also an American history buff who was spotted in the crowd during the January 6th, 2021 enactment of the famous sacking of the United States Capitol by far right insurrectionists.

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Melania threatens to sue Hunter

Citing the statements “Epstein introduced Melania to Trump. The connections are, like, so wide and deep” and “Jeffrey Epstein introduced Melania, that’s how Melania and the First Lady and the President met. Really? Epstein made the intro? Yeah, according to Michael Wolff,” from a recent video, Third Lady Melania Trump sent a letter demanding former First Son Hunter Biden issue a retraction or he would face a $1 billion lawsuit from the illegal immigrant, Fox News reports.

“These false, disparaging, defamatory, and inflammatory statements are extremely salacious and have been widely disseminated throughout various digital mediums. Indeed, the Video has since been re-published by various media outlets, journalists, and political commentators with millions of social media followers that have disseminated the false and defamatory statements therein to tens of millions of people worldwide. Consequently, you have caused Mrs Trump to suffer overwhelming financial and reputational harm,” the letter continued. Might be tough to prove that kind of injury, lol.

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ChatGPT replaces Joe Rogan

“Ingestion of bromide can lead to a toxidrome known as bromism. While this condition is less common than it was in the early 20th century, it remains important to describe the associated symptoms and risks, because bromide-containing substances have become more readily available on the internet. We present an interesting case of a patient who developed bromism after consulting the artificial intelligence–based conversational large language model, ChatGPT, for health information,” says the abstract to a case study about a 60 year-old man who consulted the AI bout for advice on cutting sodium from his diet, ending up with bromism and horrible hallucinations.

It’s a chilling development for Joe Rogan, Robert F Kennedy Jr, and other health “experts” whose jobs telling people to ingest hazardous substances can be performed just as easily by an AI.

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John Solomon snaps at MAGA blogger calling him and K$H out for reheating lame old “Crossfire Hurricane” spank material

Wrote Solomon wrote in a subsequent tweet: “Window bitchers didn’t do anything. Just bitched. I have been clear I don’t know whether this DOJ will do anything different. But that ain’t gonna stop me from chronicling how bad the abuses are. Keep bitching. Doesn’t affect me,”

It’s fair to question whether his account was actually hacked because this defensive, angry side of him tweeting like Laura Loomer was not known to exist publicly. Or the side that acts like he was in The Warriors, lol. Even at his most emotional when John Durham failed to vindicate all of Solomon’s fan fiction stories he still showed far more restraint and journalistic imprimatur than this.

What got Solomon so triggered by pseudonymous right wing blogger “Sundance”? Seems to be that, after pointing out that the latest fan fiction story about Adam Schiff who the hell cares was already in the MAGAverse years ago and now long outside the statute of limitations, “Sundance” writes “In 2025, understanding the public is insanely frustrated with the lack of accountability, the pretending game is now deployed by the FBI under Kash Patel, through John Solomon, to the broadcast venue of Sean Hannity. At the end of this clickbait circle-jerk is nothing. Again, no accountability, but a bunch of controlled information operatives saying, ‘Well, let’s see what the DOJ does with this now.'”

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“Jew-hatred” a problem in Massachusetts schools: Newsmax

“Jew-hatred” is a “pervasive and escalating problem” at public schools in Massachusetts, Newsmax reports, citing a legislative task force that was empaneled to study antisemitism in education.

“Jew kids do not like to be harassed for being Jews. Otherwise they might transfer to Jew school run by the Jew churches where they wear the little Jew dome hats. Hating Jews is bad, unless they’re fake Jews like George Soros and Bernie Sanders. Those guys aren’t real Jews like Bibi Netanyahu and Mark Levin. Jews. Jews. Jews,” Newsmax’s article did not say but it might as well have.

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WSJ op-ed compares Trump regime to Xi’s

“President Trump did himself no favors by firing the Bureau of Labor Statistics head because he didn’t like last month’s jobs report. He also did no favors for his nominated BLS replacement, Heritage Foundation chief economist EJ Antoni, who will now have to overcome public skepticism to show the data can be trusted. Stipulate first that the BLS data has become increasingly volatile in recent years. Last month’s jobs report revised down gains by 258,000 for May and June. This suggested that growth stalled this spring. Mr Trump then claimed without evidence that the numbers were ‘RIGGED in order to make the Republicans, and ME, look bad,'” writes the normally MAGA-friendly Wall Street Journal op-ed board, laying about all the reasons that the pick sucks, before the close: “Few people trust China’s economic data because they know the government serves the interests of the ruling Communist Party. Mr Antoni will have to take off his MAGA hat if he wants to ensure that the public and markets can trust BLS data.”

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“We were all manipulated, we were all brainwashed, now look at us”

A Los Angeles-area Latino Trump voter tells NBC4 he’s joined an ACLU lawsuit against ICE and is done with El Coño Naranjo after the government’s anti-immigration stormtroopers detained him outside of his business in June. “I truly believe I was targeted because of my race,” says 29 year-old Brian Gavidia. “I believe I was racially profiled. I believe I was attacked because I was walking while brown. Where is the freedom? Where is the justice? We live in America. This is why I’m fighting today. This is why I’m protecting the Constitution,” he continued, adding that he’s now trying to help educate neighbors on their rights if confronted by ICE agents on the street as a form of repentance.

“He ran on lies. We were all manipulated, we were all brainwashed, and now look at us. We’re all suffering because of it. And I feel guilty 100 percent,” Gavidia said after getting what he voted for.

Still hand it to the guy for actually being sorry in contrast to so many others who got what they voted for and yet persist with the “I continue to support Trump however I wish he would make an exception for me personally on this specific policy issue that affects me or my family negatively.”

Or even “this is actually Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’s fault that I’m in tan ICE gulag.”

Like what more do you want than a Trump voter outright literally admitting he was manipulated and brainwashed by propaganda? Yes, it only happened after he was nearly thrown in the cages but at least he’s responding proportionately and sticking his head up. Forgive him or don’t, it’s entirely up to you. You cannot however say he isn’t considerably closer to deserving it than literally any of the others who got what they voted for and who have been rightfully scorned since January.

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Harry “Emden” turns heel

Last week convicted felon President Trump praised CNN’s Harry “Emden” during his lengthy rant on CNBC, telling anchor Joe Kernen that “if you check out CNN tomorrow, watch Harry Emden and you’ll see about the numbers.” Well you can check outthe clip from CNN above and see Harry Enten lay out how voters feel about the Orange God Emperor’s failure to make good on his unrealistic campaign promises to lower the cost of living and bring prices under control.

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FAA discloses pilots’ 2024 report of a “black cube” over Ohio

A report to the FAA, newly-FOIAed by John Greenewald’s The Black Vault website, reveals that the pilot(s) of a December 19th, 2024 afternoon flight over Delaware County, Ohio spotted a “black cube” just floating in the sky, a detail omitted from the original listing in the FAA’s publicly-available database of “Drone Sightings Near Airports” of the nationwide flap that month.

From the newly FOIAed version: “Aircraft observed a black cube-shaped UAS below while W bound at 16,000 feet, 5NM W of APE. No evasive action was taken. PD notified at 740-670-5555. AWO notified. MOR Filed – Summary from CEDAR via SKYWATCH: [Redacted pilot(s) name] reported a drone passing beneath them by about 500 ft. The [Redacted again – possibly indicated a military flight] was at 16,000′. They described it as a black cube. No other information given,” which in plainer English means “A pilot flying west at 16,000 feet spotted a black cube-shaped drone about 500 feet below them, roughly 5 nautical miles west of some navigation point called ‘APE.’ The pilot didn’t need to change course to avoid it, but reported it through official channels – police were called and the airfield operations were notified, and a mandatory safety report was filed.”

It’s not clear what if anything local police did about the cube at 15,500 ft in the sky.

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South Carolina teens crash stolen train while trying to return it

“The City of Laurens Police Department is investigating a case involving two juveniles in connection with break-ins at two railroad facilities in the City of Laurens – Carolina Piedmont Railroad and CSX Transportation Railroad – on Saturday, August 9, 2025. Between approximately 5:00 PM and 8:00 PM, the juveniles unlawfully entered the railroad facilities. Investigators determined they started an engine that was connected to two other engines and then drove all three around the yard before taking them onto the rail line that connects toward Greenville,” says a Facebook post from the Laurens, South Carolina Police Department on a recent amateur railroading mishap.

“While attempting to return the engines to the yard, the juveniles collided with parked railcars, causing a derailment of the engine and significant damage to one of the cars. Both juveniles have been charged with the following offenses: Burglary, Second Degree, Grand Larceny (over $10,000), Malicious Damage to Property (over $10,000), Willful Destruction of Railroad Property, and Injury to Railroad. The juveniles have been detained at the South Carolina Department of Juvenile Justice in Columbia,” the post continued and Christ, that’s a bit of overkill, isn’t it? They were trying to put the train back where they found it. “Willful” and “malicious” would be if they crashed it on purpose rather than simply fucked up the parking job like lots of other teens without train operator licenses would.

“This was a dangerous and reckless act,” said Chief Heath Copeland, adding “railroad property is not a place to play. Trains, rail lines, and yards present serious risks, and unauthorized access can have life-threatening consequences,” without so much as allowing that the two kids had at least tried to railroad responsibly and be respectful to the railroad property they borrowed and almost put back.

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Mentally ill senior thinks Moscow and “Leningrad” are on table

“Very unfair media is at work on my meeting with Putin. Constantly quoting fired losers and really dumb people like John Bolton, who just said that, even though the meeting is on American soil, ‘Putin has already won.’ What’s that all about? We are winning on EVERYTHING. The Fake News is working overtime (No tax on overtime!). If I got Moscow and Leningrad free, as part of the deal with Russia, the Fake News would say that I made a bad deal! But now they’ve been caught.”

“Look at all of the real news that’s coming out about their CORRUPTION. They are sick and dishonest people, who probably hate our Country. But it doesn’t matter because we are winning on everything!!! MAGA” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, doing everything he can to engender confidence in his ability to negotiate an end to Russia’s war on Ukraine.

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Melania Yoon arrested in South Korea

Former South Korean First Lady Melania Yoon Kim Keon Hee, wife of also jailed ex-President Yoon Suk Yeol, was arrested in Seoul Wednesday on suspicion of various crimes, including bribery, stock manipulation, and meddling in the selection of a candidate, the Associated Press reports on more misery being heaped on her pilled conservative husband who destroyed his presidency by declaring martial law after watching too many right wing conspiracy videos on YouTube.

New South Korean President Lee-Jae Myung, a Democrat who lost a tight election to Yoon in 2022 and then captured the presidency in a June special election prompted by Yoon’s removal, has hit the ground running in the destruction of his bitter rival since taking office, immediately approving legislation to launch sweeping special investigations into Yoon’s martial law debacle, the corruption allegations against his wife, and the 2023 drowning death of a marine during a flood rescue operation, an incident the liberals claim Yoon’s government tried to cover up.

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Majority of Trump voters think he knew about Epstein’s crimes: poll

This week’s Economist/YouGov national survey finds that, on the question of “Before investigations into Jeffrey Epstein began, how much do you think Donald Trump knew about sex crimes committed by Epstein against underage girls?” 17 percent of Trump 2024 voters said “A lot” and 39 percent said “Some,” meaning 56 percent of the Orange Slob’s fans admitted that their president knew that a good friend of his was sex trafficking teenage girls before then-US Attorney Alex Acosta, Trump’s future Secretary of Labor, dropped 60 federal felonies against Epstein, letting him plead guilty to some chickenshit state charges in Florida and do about 13 months in a minimum security prison.

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