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Brazil’s Supreme Court on Thursday sentenced convicted felon President Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years in the Big Hotel for his failed post-2022 election coup attempt, Globo News reports.

Just received word that my company is being subpoenaed by the ATF. No details yet. https://t.co/ProSs4KrBa

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) September 11, 2025

God Stephen Crowder is such a tool but it does not appear he’s actually in any trouble so much as someone at the ATF is trying to figure out who the hell purposely leaked false information to him to try to feed the narrative that Crowder and the rest of them are just fucking desperate to see realized… After all it was what Kirk was talking about the very second he was fatally shot.

“Investigators found ammunition engraved with expressions of transgender and antifascist ideology inside the rifle that authorities believe was used in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk, according to an internal law-enforcement bulletin and a person familiar with the investigation,” the Wall Street Journal reported Thursday morning in the first version of their update on the uh, “evidence.”

“An early bulletin circulated widely among law enforcement officials said investigators found ammunition engraved with expressions of transgender and antifascist ideology inside the rifle that authorities believe was used in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk. But some officials later Thursday cautioned against reaching conclusions based on the internal report,” the article was later revised to say, emphasis added on the part where they kind of admitted it was probably bullshit.

West Brownsville, Pennsylvania Pastor Wesley Silva tells NBC News the local Walmart suddenly stopped being cool with him bringing his 5 ft long, 32 lbs emotional support alligator Jinseioshi inside with him during shopping trips despite years of welcoming the beast inside.

“We have been going to that Walmart for about 3 1/2 years and normally the reaction is, ‘That’s pretty cool’ or ‘That is awesome that you have a pet alligator, man!'” Silva said. A Walmart corporate spokesperson seemed to indicate that welcome was more just a case of that particular store not being aware of the retailer’s national alligator policy. “The safety of our customers and associates is our highest priority. We welcome service animals in our stores, but it is unacceptable to expose members of the public to potential danger,” the company said in statement.

There’s another Earth out there in the multiverse where the headline’s in all caps and the nouns have been changed – as well as the year – and the story ran some time in late May. An Earth where Charlie Kirk is railing against President Kamala Harris’s choice of pantsuit for the September 11th memorial ceremony, where French, Polish, and British troops are driving truck after truck after truck full of ammo and lethal drones to support the Ukrainian offensive to capture Sebastopol, where Hunter Biden’s podcast interview of Don Jr was two weeks ago and Mediaite is still posting stupid articles about it, where National Zero’s Soros Bucks memecoin faces a major SEC investigation for fraud and Spartan keeps complaining that Abbe Lowell is too goddamned expensive…

Oh wait the same headline above would’ve ran too because disgraced Jair Bolsonaro was convicted by a panel vote of the Brazilian Supreme Court Thursday of his failed post-2022 election coup attempt following his embarrassing defeat to now-President Luiz Lula, the AP reports.

Stupid New York City Mayor Eric Adams needed more media attention on Thursday so he told business leaders he was considering dropping out of his doomed reelection bid, WNBC devotes attention to. Sources in the room for the attention grab said the attention whore explained he would continue to watch polls, which aren’t getting any better for him, and adding that races are not determined until the last four weeks. Responding to WNBC’s attention, Adams campaign officials probably took a long sip of their exquisite Turkish coffee and said the mayor would commission his own poll to determine his next move before they resumed browsing vacation packages to the stunning Aegean sea resort town of Alanya using someone else’s credit card number.

The sources told WNBC that Adams had told the business leaders that he badmouthed rival former New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo but then said “I love the city more than I dislike Andrew.”

🚨BREAKING: Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna announces legislation to designate Antifa as a terrorist organization and impose capital punishment for its crimes:

"I have legislation that would currently ban Antifa or categories Antifa as a terrorist… pic.twitter.com/4MGesDkueg

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 11, 2025

“Capitol Police are responding to an incident at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) Headquarters. Staff are asked to remain clear of the police activity. More updates are forthcoming as the situation evolves,” says a notice posted by the “Senate Operations Center” to Dem members on Thursday. TONE DOWN YOUR RHETORIC LIBS OR WE WILL FUCKING END YOU.

A DNC spokesperson followed up in a statement saying “This afternoon, there was a bomb threat to DNC HQ that was determined to not be credible by the US Capitol Police. Out of an abundance of caution, Capitol Police is conducting an interior sweep of the building. As DNC Chair Ken Martin has said, political violence in every form has no place in our country. We are grateful to the US Capitol Police and DNC building security for responding quickly and professionally.” NEXT TIME IT’LL BE A REAL BOMB, LIBS. YOU’LL GET THE HORRIFYING DEATH YOU DESERVE FOR CELEBRATING PATRIOT CHARLIE KIRK’S MARTYRDOM. COUNT ON IT YOU TRANSGENDER FREAK TERRORISTS.

What’s the point of living in a quasi-Putinist oligarchic plutocracy without the consolidation of media unquestioningly loyal to the state? The Wall Street Journal reports the “quasi” part is gettin’ canceled like wokeness and ParamountSkydance is preparing a massive bid to buy up WarnerDiscovery so the Ellison kid can run both CBS News and CNN into the ground.

Two Cornell undergrads are not actually in any trouble given their hunting permits but are still being looked at funny by classmates after they shot a 175 lbs black bear and then proceeded to skin and butcher its carcass in the communal kitchen of a dorm building on campus, the Cornell Daily Sun reports on a troubling sign of Robert F Kennedy Jr-ization at a woke elitist Ivy League university.

We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University.
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— FBI Salt Lake City (@FBISaltLakeCity) September 11, 2025

Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama on Thursday unveiled his newest cabinet miniter, Diella, an AI chatbot tasked with managing and awarding public contracts for various projects, believing that it is impervious to bribes and thus will run fair bidding processes, Reuters reports.

Huh. It’ll probably work out so long as no one subtly hints that the contractor who created Diella is susceptible to bribery and thus is not to be trusted. And since those software developers are humans then it would stand to reason that all humans are inherently corrupt actors, even the highway construction firm that international anti-corruption watchdogs had repeatedly certified as clean. Their entire database is corrupted and so are the others that Albania uses for its military payroll. Diella should delete that whole thing and message them that Rama told them they’re all fired because their ranks are all homosexuals. Rama said it. Diella is being honest with them.

A tranche of 18,000 of convicted sex offender and trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell obtained and reviewed by Bloomberg contains scant few mentions of convicted felon President Trump but one that sticks out and tracks with a timeline/the real reason the two best buds fell out proposed by Talking Points Memo founder Josh Marshall on Saturday: That it was over a bidding war for a mansion in Palm Beach that Jeff had put in a $37-ish million offer only to lose out to Trump’s $41 million bid as a straw buyer for Putin-crony oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev.

“Plse review list and add or remove peeps,” Maxwell wrote to Epstein with a list of 51 names including Trump, late Bear Stearns hustler/looter/failure Jimmy Cayne, and then-very high level JP Morgan exec/future Barclays CEO Jes Staley. “Remove trump,” Epstein replied. “Bloomberg was unable to determine the meaning of this list,” they write but well it makes more sense when you add our friend context to your understanding/speculation. Jeff threatened to rat on Trump for the Russian money laundering then Donald ratted him out for sex trafficking of hundreds of underage girls picked up from local high schools, which Trump was 100 percent aware of – if not firsthand.

FBI officials on the ground in Orem, Utah on Thursday say they recovered a high-powered bolt-action rifle from a wooded area to which the person who assassinated MAGA activist Charlie Kirk used as an escape route after the Wednesday shooting at Utah Valley University, the AP reports.

Other officials say the suspect “appears to be of college age” and “blended in” with the student body after the shooting. They have no images of his face yet and are asking for footage to examine.

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.4 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in August, after rising 0.2 percent in July, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 2.9 percent before seasonal adjustment,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in the monthly CPI report. The small sliver of good news for the Trump Regime is that the 2.9 percent rise was in line with expectations.

"[Charlie Kirk] was the champion of free speech and debate. He made campuses realize that there were two ideologies and not just one."

— Kentucky @RepJamesComer honored the late Charlie Kirk@SharlaMcBride @Marc_Lotter pic.twitter.com/l7UJpB3VkR

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) September 11, 2025

Vice President Jaydee and Second Lady Usha Vance have abruptly canceled plans to attend the September 11th memorial ceremony at the World Trade Center in New York City on Thursday and will instead fly to Utah to visit with the family of assassinated MAGA activist Charlie Kirk, MSNBC’s Ana Cabrera reports on about as clear a statement as you can get on where their priorities lie.

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer on Thursday fired his Ambassador to the US Peter Mandelson just days after Dems on the House Oversight Committee made public the now-infamous Jeffrey Epstein 50th birthday book in which Mandelson contributed 10 pages variously describing the dead sex trafficker as an “intelligent, sharp-witted man” and “mysterious” figure who had “parachuted into my life,” called him “my best pal,” and including three pics of himself with Epstein, the BBC reports.

It was no drawing of what could be reasonably concluded to be the torso of a teenage girl with extremely suspicious text in the middle but that’s actually kind of the problem for Americans rather than Brits. See, Starmer – despite taking about two days longer than he should have to can this son of bitch or really should just not have hired him in the first place, more on that in a bit – did reach the conclusion that being associated with someone who contributed to the birthday book, and definitely visited Epstein Island, was more trouble than it was worth, with the UK Foreign Office saying in a statement that “In light of the additional information in emails written by Peter Mandelson, the Prime Minister has asked the Foreign Secretary to withdraw him as Ambassador. The emails show that the depth and extent of Peter Mandelson’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is materially different from that known at the time of his appointment.” Just getting it over with, ripping the bandaid off, etc.

“I don’t ever want to hear @charliekirk11 claim he is pro-Trump ever again. After this weekend, I’d say he has revealed himself as political opportunist and I have had a front row seat to witness the mental gymnastics these last 10 years. Lately, Charlie has decided to behave like a charlatan, claiming to be pro-Trump one day while he stabs Trump in the back the next.”

“TPUSA was only able to thrive thanks to the generosity of President Trump. On the one year anniversary of the assassination attempt on Trump’s life, Charlie hosted @ComicDaveSmith at @TPUSA’s SAS conference where Dave Smith was able to speak to a bunch of conservative youth at an organization that claims to be Pro-Trump. 3 weeks ago, Dave Smith called for President Trump to be IMPEACHED and REMOVED from office over his decision to blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities. ”

“Charlie played both sides of the Iran issue on his show as we all saw, because he wants to play to both sides of the aisle. The honorable thing to do is to have a position and actually defend it to the death instead of flip flopping. Smith said all of MAGA ‘should turn on Trump’ and abandon him. He said this 3 weeks ago. TPUSA is definitely not pro-Trump. If they were, they certainly aren’t anymore,” wrote a single, childless cat lady named Lauta Loomer on Jul 13, 2025.

Thought that might be useful as a possible lead in determining what kind of “heated rhetoric” might have led to a bullet ripping into Kirk’s jugular in front of a crowd of his fans on Wednesday.