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Secessionist Bosnian-Serb scumbag claims Trump will save his ass

Responding to a Bosnian appeals court ruling banning him from political office for six years, Milorad Dodik, president of the Serbian-majority semi-autonomous region Republika Srpska, said he’s going to run to daddies Donald and Vlad for help in overturning the decision, Reuters reports.

“I do not accept the verdict. I will seek help from Russia and I will write a letter to the US administration,” Dodik told reporters after the appeals court upheld a sentence imposed for defying the orders of the international peace envoy, whose role is to prevent the ethno-religiously trisected Bosnia from sliding back into civil war. Dodik also commanded his minions to cut off all contact with European Union ambassadors, even as the bloc continues to have peacekeeping troops stationed in the country after the destructive 1990s conflict that claimed over 100,000 lives.

While the fat bastard might be interested in “intervening” the same way he’s been with Brazil, it definitely wouldn’t hurt for Milo to start buying up some $TRUMP shitcoin with whatever’s left in the Srpska treasury that hasn’t already been looted to snag condos in London and Manhattan.

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Harvard alum Dems threaten investigations if school capitulates

Congressional with Harvard degrees Dems led by Congressman Sam Liccardo and Senators Adam Schiff and Chris Van Hollen are threatening future consequences for the college if they strike any sort of deal with convicted felon President Trump and pay his $500 million ransom, Axios reports.

The Dems warned that “any such agreement may warrant rigorous Congressional oversight and inquiry,” and any deal with the Orange God Emperor “cannot be viewed in isolation” but “part of a broader pattern of attempted interference … in the governance of independent institutions… Any acquiescence to unjustified political threats would not only diminish Harvard’s standing but also make it complicit in the erosion of fundamental democratic principles.”

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“Hope we get a scalp”

Georgia MAGA Congressman Rich McCormick on Friday betrayed possibly just a little too much about the kayfabe of the latest Hillary Clinton BOMBSHELL, by telling idiot Maria Bartiromo “I hope we get a scalp,” rather than “She’s DEFINITELY going to prison for her crimes.” Can’t set unrealistic expectations if you don’t at least pretend to hold those expectations yourself, Richard-head.

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July jobs report crushes expectations, negatively

“Total nonfarm payroll employment changed little in July (+73,000) and has shown little change since April, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported today. The unemployment rate, at 4.2 percent, also changed little in July. Employment continued to trend up in health care and in social assistance. Federal government continued to lose jobs,” says the monthly BLS report.

The consensus estimate was 110,000 new jobs with a 4.2 percent rate, per CNBC, who also report that revisions for May and June put the total between the two months at 258,000 fewer jobs.

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Cooper 47 – Whatley 41 in North Carolina: Emerson poll

A new survey of North Carolina voters by the unsubtly pro-MAGA pollsters at Emerson College finds former North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper leading now-former RNC chairman Mike Whatley 47 to 41 percent in the very likely 2026 matchup to replace retiring Senator Thom Tillis.

The NRSC’s own polling, obtained by NOTUS, finds “in a matchup between Roy Cooper and a generic pro-Trump Republican, they are tied 48 to 48 percent,” and damned if Mike Whatley is not THE most generic pro-Trump Republican candidate they could find. Current NRSC chair Tim Scott is urging other senators to endorse and quickly consolidate support for the first-time candidate who has never run for local dog catcher let alone an incredibly crucial statewide race.

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MAGA bro podcasters “apologize” to fans for Netanyahu interview

Tucked in the middle of a Thursday Axios article in which the bullet point factory writes the Republican Party is “scrambling” to “contain a generational revolt” from younger MAGAmericans over Israel is a pretty telling detail about how bad this is getting for Team Genocide: Pro-Trump bro podcasters the Nelk Boys were forced to “apologize” to their audience for platforming Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu in a recent and reportedly very softball interview that “Bibi” had booked for damage control after the IDF bombed the only Catholic church in Gaza and ultra-extremist West Bank settlers attacked an ancient Christian community in the ghettoized territory.

Except they didn’t “apologize” directly so much as respond to the outrage by booking none other than hardcore antisemite Nick Fuentes and another quasi-Nazi MAGA influencer named Myron Gaines, who on his own show days later featured a guest who praised Hitler and argued that the Holocaust was justified. That was how the Nelks balanced things out to quell their fans’ anger.

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WORLDWIDE PREMIERE: Ron Wyden is like Q, except he’s a Democrat and the leader of the globalist pedophile cabal is Trump

THE STORM IS HERE! Senator Ron Wyden, a lispy old 6’4 nerd representing Oregon is kind of like Q as he promises to blow the lid off a pedophile ring at the highest levels of government except he’s a Democrat and the leader of the Satanic cabal is convicted felon President Trump. WHERE WYDEN GOES ONE WE GO ALL! TRUST HIS PLAN PATRIOTS! SPACE LASER THE EPSTEIN ACCOMPLICES!

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Smithsonian erases Trump impeachments from history exhibit

The Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History this month quietly removed information about convicted felon President Trump’s two impeachments from an exhibit on the constitutional mechanism, a source tells the Washington Post about a “content review” the Trump Regime ordered the institution to undertake in order to avoid punishments like further suppression of historical facts.

Where since 2021 a temporary label that included info about the two trials the fat fuck faced and was acquitted by jury nullification was applied while a permanent one was being devised, the display now looks as it had since 2008, saying “only three presidents have seriously faced removal.”

Those being Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton. “In reviewing our legacy content recently, it became clear that the ‘Limits of Presidential Power’ section in The American Presidency: A Glorious Burden exhibition needed to be addressed,” a Smithson spokesperson said in a statement. “The section of this exhibition covers Congress, The Supreme Court, Impeachment, and Public Opinion. Because the other topics in this section had not been updated since 2008, the decision was made to restore the Impeachment case back to its 2008 appearance,” the spokesperson added to their confusing non-explanation about the suppression of history.

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America takes record for largest lightning bolt ever recorded

“The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) has established a new world record for the longest lightning flash – an incredible 829 km (515 miles) in a notorious storm hotspot in the United States of America. The megaflash occurred in October 2017, during a major thunderstorm complex.”

“It extended from eastern Texas to near Kansas City – equivalent to the distance between Paris and Venice in Europe. It would take a car about eight to nine hours and a commercial plane at least 90 minutes to cover that distance. WMO’s Committee on Weather and Climate Extremes, which maintains official records of global, hemispheric and regional extremes, recognized the new record with the help of the latest satellite technologies. The findings were published in the Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society. There is a margin of error of ± 8 km (5 mi) in the new record of 829 km (515 miles). It is 61 kilometers greater than the previous record, which covered a distance of 768 ± 8 km (477.2 ± 5 miles) across parts of the southern United States on 29 April 2020. The new record lightning flash occurred in one of the hotspots for Mesoscale Convective System (MCS) thunderstorms, whose dynamics permit extraordinary megaflashes to occur – namely, the Great Plains in North America,” says the World Meteorological Organization in a statement.

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Politico compiles 47 attempts by Trump to distract from Epstein

The website of record for the swamp, Politico have compiled a list of 47 attempted distractions by convicted felon President Trump since the July 7th memo from his Justice Department claiming there is actually no client list, including the Red Soz, Cocoa-Cola, revoking Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship, trying to force the Washington Commanders to change their name back to the Redskins, accusing Barack Obama “the crime of the century” with his “Russia, Russia, Russia hoax” and more nonsense on his Truth Social feed… And then there were a handful of posts complaining about Epstein.

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Weed pizza fuckup hospitalizes seven with anxiety and dizziness

“During October 22–24, 2024, at least 85 persons, ranging from age 1–91 years, ate food from a restaurant in Wisconsin and experienced symptoms consistent with THC intoxication. The restaurant was in a building with a cooperative (ie, shared) kitchen used by a state-licensed vendor who produced edible THC products. The restaurant mistakenly used THC-infused oil from the cooperative kitchen to prepare dough,” says a final report from a CDC investigation into an October 2024 incident at a Madison, Wisconsin-area pizza place called “Famous Yeti’s.”

“Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), a psychoactive substance found in Cannabis sativa plants, including varieties such as hemp, is increasingly being used in consumer products. On October 24, 2024, local emergency medical services reported to Public Health Madison & Dane County in Wisconsin that since October 22, they had transported seven persons to a local hospital for various symptoms, including dizziness, sleepiness, and anxiety. All seven persons reported having recently eaten food from the same local restaurant. Investigation by PHMDC determined that on October 22, the restaurant had run out of cooking oil and used oil from a cooperative kitchen located in the same building. One of the vendors who used the kitchen made edible products using hemp-derived Δ9-THC.”

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Lara Trump’s replacement launches North Carolina Senate bid

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Old Man Grassley having difficulty remembering his own long yarn

“Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) today is making public the formerly Classified Appendix (‘Durham annex’) to John Durham’s 2023 Special Counsel report. The Unclassified Report and the Classified Appendix form the entirety of Durham’s Special Counsel Report. The Durham annex contains previously classified information exposing a reported Clinton campaign plan to falsely tie President Donald Trump to Russia. The annex also goes into further detail on matters discussed in the Unclassified Report, specifically: Potential election influence by a foreign government regarding Hillary Clinton; False statements to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISA court) regarding FISA renewal applications for Carter Page;”

“The FBI’s failure – under the leadership of then-Director James Comey – to investigate intelligence that the Clinton campaign may have created the Russia collusion hoax. Meanwhile the Comey-led FBI used the Steele Dossier – a Clinton campaign creation – to obtain FISA warrants on Carter Page. Attorney General Pam Bondi, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel and Intelligence Community elements declassified the Durham annex at Grassley’s request. In requesting its declassification, which included declassification of information by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and National Security Agency (NSA), Grassley argued that ‘the overriding public interest demands the release of this information, and doing so would benefit public transparency and accountability,'” says Old Man Grassley’s office in a big press release about Hillary’s perfidy.

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Fox News reports White House calls David Hogg a pipsqueak

In an article headlined “David Hogg lobs profanity-laced Epstein accusation at Trump,” Fox News reports the survivor of the 2018 Parkland school massacre-turned-activist-turned-briefly Vice Chair of the DNC David Hogg told the propaganda network’s reporter that “Biden should have released” the list of dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s clients and that “Trump absolutely should, but he won’t because he’s on the goddamn list.” Yes, “goddamn” is the “profanity” billed in Fox’s headline.

Asked for a statement to respond to Hogg’s comments, White House spokesworm Harrison Fields said “No one, including his own party, cares what that pipsqueak has to say, and most of the country would rather hear nails on a chalkboard than the Gen Z nonsense he pushes for attention.”

And that was the extent of the White House’s official comment in response to David Hogg saying that Trump won’t release the Epstein filed because he’s in them: He’s a “pipsqueak.” Seems kind of um, wanting, right? Like yeah, Hogg pissed off a lot of people and was run out of his post but…

Actually there is no but to that response. They just dismissed his argument as if it were his alone and not that of other people like Elon Musk and Joe Rogan and a shit ton of those other “bro” podcasters who were so important to MAGA for a few months last year when they were helping Trump lie to the very “Gen Z” audience Fields also just kind of mocked. It’s almost as though this was like Fox News staging the quote from Hogg so they could get the White House on the record so then they could tell their audience to ignore the question and focus on who’s asking it. No this guy who’s asking it and not the other guys who have far more reach than him. Forget them. They’re not cool anymore.

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Chinese investor visa scammer pleads guilty: Justice Department press release missing certain key details about how scam worked

“Earlier today, at the federal courthouse in Central Islip, Sherry Xue Li pleaded guilty to money laundering conspiracy and conspiracy to defraud the United States by obstructing the Federal Election Commission’s (FEC’s) administration of campaign finance laws. Li orchestrated a nearly decade-long scheme to defraud investors in a fictitious development project out of more than $30 million. As part of the scheme, Li and her co-defendant Lianbo Wang falsely promised those investors that their investments would guarantee them lawful permanent resident status in the United States. Li and Wang also sold foreign investors access to US politicians at fundraisers by collecting foreign-sourced funds from them and unlawfully contributing those funds to US political campaigns and committees. When sentenced, Li faces up to 20 years in prison. As part of her plea agreement, Li agreed to forfeit $31.5 million, as well as property at three locations. In 2024, Wang pleaded guilty to engaging in unlawful monetary transactions and conspiracy to defraud the United States, and was sentenced to 60 months’ imprisonment,” says a Justice Department press release.

“Li and Wang defrauded investors in a fictitious development project in Sullivan County, New York called the Thompson Education Center (TEC) (the TEC Project) out of more than $30 million. Many of the victims were foreign nationals located in the People’s Republic of China (PRC) who were persuaded to invest in the project by the defendants’ false assurances that their $500,000 investments would guarantee them lawful permanent residence in the United States through the EB-5 investment visa program administered by the Department of Homeland Security, US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS). The defendants falsely represented the progress they were making on the project and its support from government officials. The defendants distributed promotional materials that contained photographs of Li with prominent US politicians to falsely convey government support for the project…” And HOLY SHIT! Which “prominent US politician”?

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Cruise ship abandoned 600 passengers during tsunami warning

A Norwegian Cruise Lines vessel didn’t tell more than 600 passengers they were on their own during an excursion stop in Hilo, on Hawaii’s Big Island on Tuesday, the vessel just kind of left, stranding them while a potentially apocalyptic wave generated by an earthquake off the coast of Russia had spurred a tsunami watch, KHON reports on some panicky bitches on the ship line.

Eric Anderson says he was out on an excursion with his dad when he got a text that the boat was leaving at 4 PM due to the tsunami watch. They quickly jumped on their bus back to the port, only to see the fucking thing steaming out to sea. Locals found out and brought all the stranded passengers to a high school gym that was being used as an evacuation shelter. The boat eventually returned after an all-clear and all 600 or so re-embarked the next day to continue the cruise.

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