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Really short Kentucky Senator Rand Paul tells CNN’s Manu Raju that Team Trump informed him Wednesday he and his family have been unvited from the annual White House picnic – which Raju describes as a “a bipartisan event held by presidents of both parties for years” – over his opposition to the Big Beautiful Bill, which Rand calls “petty vindictiveness,” as if that’s new about Trump.

“On 6/6/2025 around 9:18 PM, the Murray Police Department received a call that an individual had intentionally released a raccoon into an open business, and that this person had left the scene.”

“Officers soon located this individual while he was operating his vehicle, and they conducted a traffic stop on him. The individual, later identified as Jonathan Mason (40) of Murray, KY, refused to roll down his windows or exit the vehicle. As a result, officers had to remove Mr Mason from his vehicle. Upon further investigation, it was learned that the raccoon that Mr Mason released into the business bit a person, and that Mr Mason had already been warned that he was not allowed on the property of that business. Mr Mason was arrested and charged with Assault 2nd Degree, Criminal Trespassing 3rd Degree, Resisting Arrest, and Failure of Owner to Maintain Required Insurance 1st Offense; he was lodged in the Calloway County Jail,” says a Facebook post from the Murray, Kentucky Police Department. Was it really trespassing though if it was the raccoon who entered?

Mason’s previous arrest record includes riding a mule while intoxicated in December 2024, and multiple counts of animal cruelty for excessively whipping the mule several days later, per Fox News.

Residents of the Worcester County, Massachusetts town of Paxton – 96.69 percent white – were on “high alert” after a black bear was spotted roaming down a suburban street – presumably one predominantly populated by Caucasians – on Wednesday morning, Boston 25 reports.

No further details on the intrusion by the black bear were printed in the news station’s article.

An Army 82nd Airborne Division noncommissioned officer stationed at Fort Bragg tells Military.com that all the soldiers present for convicted felon President Trump’s Hiterlian Tuesday speech on the base were indeed all self-selected – notifications to the ranks said shit like “No fat soldiers” and “If soldiers have political views that are in opposition to the current administration and they don’t want to be in the audience then they need to speak with their leadership and get swapped out” – and almost certainly by and large didn’t know shit about what’s been going on in Los Angeles.

“I bet none of those soldiers booing even know the mayor’s name or could identify them in a lineup, they’re nonexistent in the chain of command,” the noncom officer said, adding “So, any opinion they could possibly have can only be attributed to expressing a political view while in uniform” when they booed in response to Commander Bone Spurs’ rant about Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.

Still, the damage is done to morale. “This has been a bad week for the Army for anyone who cares about us being a neutral institution,” said one commander, anonymous for fear of reprisal. “This was shameful. I don’t expect anything to come out of it, but I hope maybe we can learn from it long term.”

Former Hollywood tycoon Harvey Weinstein was convicted again of one count of sexual assault in a Manhattan court on Wednesday, though the jury acquitted him of another and deadlocked on a third but the judge told them to come back and deliberate more on Thursday, Variety reports.

Weinstein – whom convicted felon President Trump described as having been “schlonged” in his two convictions for sex crimes in New York and Los Angeles in 2020 and 2022, respectively. The New York verdict was tossed on appeal last year resulting in this mont’s retrial. He was first sentenced to 23 years in the joint in New York, which was vacated with the first conviction so now he awaits resentencing, and then 16 years in California. It seems fairly unlikely he’s ever going to get out as the sentences in two separate states cannot be served concurrently and the 72 year-old either has serious health problems or was exaggerating them to look sympathetic to a court while still kind of looking like he aged quite a bit more rapidly due to the stress of his downfall. Sucks for him.

“It’s not just happening to me. I mean, it’s happening across the board to several contractors,” says Key West roofing company owner Vincent Scardina as he fought back tears in an interview with NBC 6 after five of his workers were detained by ICE – most of them Nicaraguan refugees with valid work permits. “I know they’re all being hit by this hard. I know of one landscaper that lost nine or 10 of his whole crew he had and he’s just totally out of business all of a sudden, just like that.” Womp womp.

Disney and NBC Universal on Wednesday filed a federal civil copyright complaint against Midjourney AI, accusing the service of stealing their intellectual property by allowing users to crank out fast-generated images of Darth Vader, Spider-man, the Minions, and so on, Axios reports.

Now on one hand maybe there’s an argument that writing prompts to an AI to get it to crank out an image of the Millennium Falcon isn’t all that different from using Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator to manually draw that image. On the other, the fact that Midjourney charges $10 a month for a standard subscription means that in theory it’s a selling point that in can crank out the Millennium Falcon, therefore they’re profiting off intellectual property stolen from Disney/Lucasfilm.

You know what also used to be a selling point? Midjourney would crank out pics of real life political figures, and make some really funny stuff, though it could be unwieldy at times.

A new national survey from Quinnipiac University finds convicted felon President Trump’s job approval rating at just 38 percent approve to 54 percent disapprove among registered voters.

Voter satisfaction is godawful as 11 percent of respondents say they’re “Very satisfied” with “the way things are going in the nation today,” and 24 percent “somewhat satisfied” to 17 percent saying they’re “somewhat dissatisfied” and 47 percent “very dissatisfied.” Worse, on “In thinking about your expenses in the past six months, would you say that you are paying more for goods, less for goods, or are you paying about the same amount?” 61 percent said “more” to 28 percent “same.”

Oh and the Big Beautiful Bill’s approval rating is 27 percent to 53 percent disapprove. Just 67 percent of Republican voters approve to 10 percent disapprove, while 22 percent saying didn’t know.

The Committee to Protect Journalists, an American press freedom charity, has established a legal entity in the United Kingdom in what Semafor reports is just that latest in a string on non-profits getting out ahead of potential targeting and dismantling by the Trump regime.

World Anti-Doping Agency president Witold Banka told the AP on Wednesday that he’s going to be asking American officials to put a stop to the Enhanced Games, an upcoming international multi-sport competition featuring athletes who have been juiced up to their eyeballs on God knows what.

Yeah, some sentences written on this site are purposely laden with extra absurdity in order to add texture to sometimes dry subjects about policy and governance. That sentence – though colored with some colloquialisms not standard in print media – was not one of them. It is simply a brief summary of the content at the top of the source article on very much real plans for an event.

“We will urge the US authorities to find legal ways to block this initiative,” Banka said of the Las Vegas-hosted event set for May 2026 and whose organizers – again, not making this up – promise to pay out “$1 million bonuses to beat world-record times by athletes who will be encouraged to use performance-enhancing drugs under medical supervision,” according to an actual AP article.

Like yeah John Fetterman’s having a mental breakdown too but when is anyone going to call for this guy to be looked at and very thoroughly by a psychiatric professional? This is a scream for help.

UPDATE 06/11/2025 1:21 PM EDT: Lee deleted it but screenshots are forever.

Couchfucking Vice President JD Vance and Trump Regime Chief of Staff got drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk to simmer down in a phone call on Friday after the big blowup with convicted felon President Trump, the Wall Street Journal reports but without any real details about the call.

The Senior Brand Director for Cheez-It on Tuesday issued a statement hailing the boldness of the orange-colored squares’ upcoming limited run of “Cheez-It x Wendy’s Baconator®” variation on the traditional Cheez-It snack crackers, effectively goading rival brands into attempting similar acts of boldness necessary to challenge the supreme craveability of the Baconator Cheez-Its.

“Cheez-It fans are known for their passionate love of our signature cheesy flavor, baked with 100 percent real cheese – and we’re always looking for new ways to surprise them with bold, flavor-packed experiences,” said Senior Brand Director Cara Tragseiler, asserting the fanatic loyalty of those whom regularly consume her product. “With Wendy’s, we found the perfect partner to create something completely unexpected – a snack that brings the craveable flavor of the Baconator to the cracker aisle in a way only Cheez-It can,” the fierce valkyrie roared with a fury that undoubtedly loosened the bowels of the lesser souls on the brand management teams of Triscuit and Ritz.

“The mouthwatering mashup combines the signature crunch and taste of Cheez-It with the layers of flavor that make Wendy’s Baconator a fan-favorite. Each bite delivers the 100 percent real cheese taste Cheez-It is known for, amplified with savory Applewood smoked bacon flavor – bringing the full burger experience to snack time, no drive-thru required,” Tragseiler’s triumphal press release continued. “The new Cheez-It x Wendy’s Baconator Crackers will be hitting shelves nationwide this July for a limited time, but for those looking to get a first taste even sooner, the crackers will be available for purchase along with the ultimate Cheez-It x Wendy’s Baconator bundle exclusively on CheezIt.com. The bundle features the craveable new crackers plus a Wendy’s Frosty keychain tag. Snag it while supplies last – and get free shipping with code CHEEZBURGER.”

“Maria, this is one of those examples where you’ve got, as we did in the civil rights movement, governors and mayors who simply don’t wanna comply with the laws that were passed. In Karen Bass’s case, even during her time. She knew what the laws were, and now she’s just ignoring them,” said oily car thief California Congressman Darrell Issa, putting ICE agents on the same level as the Little Rock Nine and the march on Selma led by late Congressman John Lewis, once a colleague of Issa’s, who started a car alarm company after a career in stealing them from other people.

“CPI JUST OUT. GREAT NUMBERS! FED SHOULD LOWER ONE FULL POINT. WOULD PAY MUCH LESS INTEREST ON DEBT COMING DUE. SO IMPORTANT!!!” posted TACO Man on Wednesday, hours after he celebrated a 55 percent regressive tax on all Chinese imported goods US consumers buy.

“A Villager ruined more than $10,000 worth of Spam and Vienna sausages by urinating on pallets of the products at Sam’s Club,” says the lede to a Tuesday story at Villages-News.com, copied verbatim because there’s no way to improve upon that which as already achieved perfection.

According to an arrest affidavit, a woman happened upon the urinator in “Aisle 18” of the warehouse retailer’s location in the Village of Lady Lake, exposing his Vienna sausage and emptying it onto the processed meat products on the morning of May 30th. She took a cell phone video and alerted staff, who quickly found surveillance footage of the man having “walked up to two pallets, facing the shelf, placed both hands in front of him below the belt line, and stood there for several seconds,” per the affidavit. Cops concluded was “behavior consistent with urination” as though that need be said.

“Managers inspected the damage to the 188 units of 18-count Vienna sausages and the 345 units of 8-count Spam Classic. They concluded that because the products had been contaminated with bodily fluid, they would need to be thrown out. The merchandise had a total value of $10,584,” says the next paragraph of the Villages-News story, which also must remain preserved here verbatim.

Reviewing more footage, management then traced the urinator’s steps back to when he scanned his card to enter the store, determining him to be 70 year-old Patrick Francis Mitchell, who had since returned home from his errand at Sam’s Club. A warrant was issued and served at Mitchell’s house where police effected his arrest on charges of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. Mitchell is free on $3,000 bond. The only thing that could’ve made this story more classic Villages is if he was a registered Republican. Sadly, VoterRecords.com lists both him and wife Selene as having “No Party Affiliation,” which does not foreclose the possibility he is MAGA so much as leave it ambiguous.

Former Republican Congressman Joe Walsh, who left the GOP years ago and last week registered as a Dem, tells Politico he’s seriously considering moving to South Carolina to launch a bid against dainty Senator Lindsey Graham, as it’s time to “fucking wake up and begin to do different things.”

“I am seriously considering moving to South Carolina and challenging Lindsey Graham next year, because he’s a piece of shit,” said Walsh, who describes himself as a “conservative” Democrat. “He’s everything that is wrong about our politics, and he’s the worst, most pathetic Trump enabler.”

The debate ought to be entertaining at least, should this happen and Walsh wins the nomination.

Said a likely medicated Attorney General Pam Bondi on Fox News Wednesday: “After the October 7 anniversary, they added new drinks to the menu. One was ‘Sweet Sinwar’ in honor, of tribute to the leader of Hamas … You can’t do that. And so we’ve sued them and we’re gonna stop this from happening. And anywhere in the country, if you do this, we’re coming after you.”

Under that logic the Trump Regime could sue a business for flying a Ukrainian flag or a future Dem administration could do the same to a gift shop that sells Confederate flags. This is fucking insanity and it’s obvious she’s hoping these pro-Hamas idiots are going to back off, settle, and then close down after repeated vandalism from far-right Zionist dickheads, but she better pray nobody like the ACLU gets involved. If they do, Bondi is running straight into a brick wall that’s going to turn into a titanium one if this goes to the Supreme Court, all the while painting targets on American Jews by blatantly arguing that the political needs of Israel outweigh all others’ right to free speech.

In the second half of the clip the Attorney General of the United States avoided answering a reporter’s question on where the legal threshold is for invocation of the Insurrection Act.

Texas Gov “Low Energy” Greg Abbott on Tuesday announced he’s ordering the state’s National Guard deployed to multiple cities ahead of planned anti-ICE protests, ABC 13 reports on the impotent worm’s bandwagoning with convicted felon President Trump’s authoritarian fapfest.

“Peaceful protests are part of the fabric of our nation, but Texas will not tolerate the lawlessness we have seen in Los Angeles,” said Abbott’s office in a statement. “Anyone engaging in acts of violence or damaging property will be swiftly held accountable to the full extent of the law.”

Wonder what the go signal is to get some Latino Oath Keepers or Three-Percenters to show up and open fire on the guard soldiers and ICE agents so the “Big Luau” can get started.