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Soliman’s wife welcomed new Jewish neighbors with cupcakes weeks before asshole husband’s violent arson attack on Jews

Boulder, Colorado residents David and Rivkah Costello, neighbors of the sick freak who tried to burn eight people – one of them a Holocaust survivor – to death with an improvised flamethrower at a walk-a-thon in support of the hostages still being held in Gaza earlier this month tell Fox News that Soliman’s wife had showed up with cupcakes to welcome them after they moved in last month.

“The wife came over and gave us some cupcakes. We keep kosher, so we couldn’t eat them, but we accepted them and then we just sort of threw them away,” said David in the story which does not at any point mention that Mrs Soliman is currently in ICE custody. Of course the above link goes to Yahoo News, not Fox News proper. Who knows how deep on their own website they buried this one to obscure the inconvenient narrative that Soliman’s wife was friendly to her Jewish neighbors.

And there is zero mistaking their religious identity. If Mrs Soliman couldn’t tell by the Costellos’ surname (who could, honestly, it might as well be “Sullivan”) they are Haredi if not Hasidic. Kind of makes it harder to sell Fox News fans on the justification for deporting her and her five kids.

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Newsom seems intent on provoking the fat fuck into responding

In related news, CNN reports that 500 US Marines are being deployed to the streets of Los Angeles with their “rules of engagement… still being finalized.” Which probably means Trump is ordering them to be carrying weapons loaded with live ammo while commanders are trying to figure out a way around following that order to ensure there are no actual gunfights or, more likely, massacres.

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Hurricane Barbara forms in Eastern Pacific

“At 800 AM MST (1500 UTC), the center of Hurricane Barbara was located near latitude 17.6 North, longitude 106.1 West. Barbara is moving toward the northwest near 10 mph (17 km/h) and this general motion is expected to continue for the next couple of days. Maximum sustained winds are near 75 mph (120 km/h) with higher gusts. Some slight additional strengthening is possible today, but a weakening trend is forecast to begin on Tuesday. Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 10 miles (20 km) from the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 80 miles.”

“The estimated minimum central pressure is 991 mb (29.27 inches). SURF: Swells generated by Barbara will affect portions of the coast of southwestern Mexico during the next few days. These swells are likely to cause life-threatening surf and rip current conditions. Please consult products from your local weather office. WIND: Gusty winds are likely along coastal areas of southwestern Mexico during the next day or so,” says an advisory bulletin from the National Hurricane Center.

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Fat Hitler uses “we” in threat to hit back at protestors

“‘If they spit, we will hit.’ This is a statement from the President of the United States concerning the catastrophic Gavin Newscum inspired Riots going on in Los Angeles. The Insurrectionists have a tendency to spit in the face of the National Guardsmen/women, and others. These Patriots are told to accept this, it’s just the way life runs. But not in the Trump Administration. IF THEY SPIT, WE WILL HIT, and I promise you they will be hit harder than they have ever been hit before. Such disrespect will not be tolerated!” posted convicted felon President Trump on his shitty Twitter clone Monday.

Love the “we,” written as if the fat pussy’s going to personally gear up with a helmet, pads, and riot gear to help hold the line in defending ICE agents and Waymo cars from the “insurrectionists.”

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Soros dumping millions into Texas

George Soros-backed PAC “Texas Majority” launched a “Blue Texas” initiative on Monday, backed by $1 million on top of the $2.1 million the billionaire financier sent to the group last year, aiming to break what’ll be a 32 year dry spell for statewide Dem election wins by next year, the Wall Street Journal reports. Might as well try if fucking Ken Paxton’s going to be the senate candidate.

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Brad Bondi absolutely squashed in DC Bar Association election

Attorney Brad Bondi has lost his bid for president of the DC Bar Association and pretty badly too, as Politico legal correspondent Dan Barnes tweeted the tally for the the two-month long vote putting winner Diane Seltzer winning literally more than ten-to-one at 34,982 votes to Bondi’s 3,490.

“Ticket-mate” Alicia Long’s bid for treasurer was similarly unsuccessful but, at a 26,380 to 8,854 loss to Amanda Molina, not as embarrassing as Bondi’s defeat. Still an embarrassing, crushing defeat.

Long is an acolyte of former Acting DC US Attorney Ed Martin and Brad Bondi is the brother to Attorney General Pam. The whole point of them running was to defang the DC Board of Professional Responsibility, really the only way that any consequences can be wrought upon shitbag MAGA lawyers and Justice Department prosecutors that doesn’t come from the Orange God Emperor himself. So yes, this tiny little bastion of accountability, one that ended alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani’s ability to practice law in DC, will remain intact for the foreseeable future.

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Taco Man very passive about what should happen in Los Angeles

Tom Homan should throw Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom in jail. The “professional agitators” should be thrown in jail too. Someone should do something about them. The president who told his fans he was going to be the one to order his underlings to do those things did not say he would order those things. They’re someone else’s responsbility. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Orange Tyrant demands Bass and Newsom enact his daydreams

“We made a great decision in sending the National Guard to deal with the violent, instigated riots in California. If we had not done so, Los Angeles would have been completely obliterated. The very incompetent ‘Governor,’ Gavin Newscum, and ‘Mayor,’ Karen Bass, should be saying, ‘THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. WE WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU, SIR.'”

“Instead, they choose to lie to the People of California and America by saying that we weren’t needed, that these are ‘peaceful protests.’ Just one look at the pictures and videos of the Violence and Destruction tells you all you have to know. We will always do what is needed to keep our Citizens SAFE so we can, together, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted Taco man on Monday.

The fat bastard forgot the “with tears in their eyes” part. He’s slipping with performing his own bits.

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Capital punishment fans have big week ahead

Fans of executions will can inject this news into their veins: CNN reports Tuesday though Friday will see back-to-back-to-back-back legalized killing of condemned inmates in four different states, starting with the Tuesday night Florida/Alabama double header. Sunshine State death row inmate Anthony Wainwright faces the needle for the April 1994 carjacking, rape, and brutal murder of a Lake City mom while Bama convict Greg Hunt is set to be the fifth to get NITROed for the extremely violent and depraved August 1988 beating death of a woman he had been dating for about a month.

On Thursday in Oklahoma convict John Hanson can blame all those people who didn’t show up to vote for former Vice President Kamala Harris for his predicament right before he’s put to death via lethal injection. Hanson had been in a federal prison for the last three years, safe from the gurney he’d been sentenced to in the Sooner State until the Trump Administration on January 24th sent him back to Oklahoma’s custody and to his doom. There’s some dispute over whether Hanson actually pulled the trigger to execute 77 year-old Mary Bowles in August 1999 after kidnapping her from a Tulsa mall. It may have been Hanson’s accomplice, Victor Miller, who killed Bowles and a man who was being held hostage too, so yeah, this one’s something of a close call on whether it’s justified.

The same cannot be said of the last man not standing this week. On Friday in South Carolina, Steve Stanko faces the firing squad for the 2005 murder of 74 year-old Henry Turner, who Stanko shot before stealing his truck. That’s the official crime. However Stanko was sentenced to death separately for the same-day murder of his girlfriend Laura Ling. Stanko then raped her underage daughter and slashed her throat, but the girl survived the ordeal. Stanko will not survive his.

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EPIC! SHOTS FIRED in SAVAGE RESPONSE to two trolls!

“On June 8, 2025, at approximately 10:40 pm, LVMPD officers were on routine patrol in the 3600 block of South Las Vegas Blvd when they heard gunfire coming from the west side of the street.”

“The officers immediately ran toward the area where the gunfire was heard and located two individuals suffering from apparent gunshot wounds. Medical personnel arrived, and the two victims were pronounced deceased at the scene. At this time, we believe this to be an isolated incident, and a possible suspect has been identified. It is believed that the suspect and the victims knew each other and had previously engaged in conflict over social media prior to the shooting. This is an ongoing investigation being led by the LVMPD Homicide Section,” says the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department in a press release on the ABSOLUTE SLAYING of the two hapless trolls!

BOOM! ENDED THE DEBATE! 💥💥💥 What an EPIC TAKEDOWN! Those two DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED to them! Their lives were COMPLETELY DEMOLISHED! This story is GOING VIRAL and could BREAK THE INTERNET! Lots of outlets are covering it and getting HUGE ENGAGEMENT!

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White House can’t find anyone who wants to work for Hegseth

Convicted felon President Trump’s team keep coming up short in their search for a new chief of staff for white nationalist alcoholic Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth after he fired the last one, with sources telling NBC News that White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles and Vice President Jaydee Vance haven’t been able to find someone both MAGA enough and that actually wants the job.

And, that Hegseth wants working with him, as he’s rejected some of their proposed candidates too.

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New York Post reports major crisis unfolding in Los Angeles that demands Trump order troops to confront anti-ICE rioters

The New York Post on Monday sounded the alarm on a major crisis currently unfolding in Los Angeles, one that unquestionably demands that President Trump respond by immediately deploying federal troops to confront the anti-deportation rioters trashing federal buildings and waving Mexican flags. It’s the only sensible way for the commander-in-chief to ensure that voters and social media users remain focused on the images of the threat posed to Waymo self-driving vehicles.

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Southern Baptist fan-con to feature anti-porn, anti-LGBTQ platform

At this week’s big Southern Baptist Convention annual meeting in Dallas the massive church association’s leadership committee will ask voting congregants to sign off on a platform calling for a national ban on pornography and for the Supreme Court to overturn the landmark 2015 Obergefell v Hodges decision which legalized same-sex marriage nationwide, the Associated Press reports.

It’s not clear if the conservative denomination’s main resolution will also affirm support for Republican President Donald Trump, who last year was convicted of 34 felony counts of fraud related to his failed cover-up of a sexual encounter with a pornographic actress while married to his still-current wife, who also modeled for pornographic photoshoots for extra cash while overstaying a work visa. Or whether if the resolution will honor the memory of former SBC Vice President Paul Pressler, a profligate pederast who died at the age of 94 in early June 2024, several months after the convention settled a lawsuit from a man who said he was sexually abused for years by Pressler.

The convention’s leadership will however reintroduce a resolution to ban congregations led by women pastors after it narrowly failed to reach the two-thirds threshold at the 2024 annual meeting.

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North Los Angeles immigration court closed Monday

The Justice Department’s website for the Executive Office for Immigration Review’s “Operational Status Map and Court Listing” page lists the Los Angeles – N Los Angeles Street location as being closed on Monday. There’s no reason stated for the closure on the site, likely because it’s obvious.

On one hand you’d think maybe the MAGA DOJ would want fans to know that the anti-ICE protestors/rioters are disrupting the course of normal operations for the immigration system, that the unrest feeds into the political justification for deploying Marines. Then again on the other maybe they don’t because it also means the protests are disrupting the course of normal operations for the deportation system. Which was the whole point of the rioting and setting self-driving cars on fire in the first place, thus the Trump regime being open about that upshot would be tantamount to admitting defeat, if a small/temporary one. Either way, it worked for at least a day.

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Tom Homan promises Loomer he’s serious about Dem arrests

In related news, it’s been more than three months since Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded answers on whether there was an active criminal investigation into her after Homan’s shit-talking about having her prosecuted for advising constituents of their rights if/when confronted by ICE. No follow-up on that and of course no mention of it in this exchange between the racist curmudgeon and the chemically-imbalanced white nationalist psychopath Loomer.

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Zaslav to split Warner Bros Discovery into two separate companies

“Warner Bros Discovery today announced plans to separate the company, in a tax-free transaction, into two publicly traded companies, enabling each to maximize its potential. The Streaming and Studios company will consist of Warner Bros Television, Warner Bros Motion Picture Group, DC Studios, HBO, and HBO Max, as well as their legendary film and television libraries. Global Networks will include premier entertainment, sports and news television brands around the world including CNN, TNT Sports in the US, and Discovery, top free-to-air channels across Europe, and digital products such as the profitable Discovery+ streaming service and Bleacher Report (B/R).”

“David Zaslav, President and CEO of Warner Bros Discovery, will serve as President and CEO of Streaming and Studios. Gunnar Wiedenfels, CFO of Warner Bros Discovery, will serve as President and CEO of Global Networks,” says Warner Bros Discovery in a Monday press release.

“So I get Batman, Superman, HBO, Looney Tunes, the Lord of the Rings, every single movie ever made that says ‘Warner Bros’ in the credits, while you get CNN, TNT, the Discovery Channel, which includes the entire library of ‘Amish Ghost Stories,’ ‘My 600-Lbs Wedding,’ and ‘Honey Boo-Boo.’ Plus Bleacher Report, which is our really cool sports site that’s like edgy and shit. No, it’s not Barstool Sports. We don’t own that one. No, nobody came up with it to intentionally confuse audiences, it’s just a really authentic working class, gritty, ‘regular dude’ sports site brand and its similarities to Barstool Sports are entirely coincidental,” is how Zaslav’s conversation with Wiedenfels may or may not have gone when congratulating his underling on the promotion to CEO of a whole new company.

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Lenin statue removed from Kyrgyzstan city

Municipal workers in the Kyrgyzstan’s second-largest city of Osh last week quietly removed a 75 ft-tall statue of refrigerated Soviet Union founding father Vladimir Lenin that had stood in a central plaza for nearly 50 years, the AP reports while describing the removal as having been conducted with “little public fanfare” and “officials in Osh framed the removal as routine city planning.”

Meaning they wanted it to be low-key as to not attract the ire of Russian dictator Vladimir Putin and his goons, however many they number in Kyrgyzstan. Late last month Russian officials unveiled a brand-new statue of Josef Stalin installed in Moscow’s busiest subway station.

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Ketamine Brain publicly admonishes insubordinate employee

Continued after the cutoff: “The screenshot’s engagement metrics and context align with Musk’s behavior, but its deletion means direct verification is unavailable. While a fabricated screenshot is possible, the evidence leans toward the post being real but removed, consistent with Musk’s pattern of deleting controversial posts.” The “X” AI account Grok was responding to another Twitter user who asked “@grok This post from elon is either deleted or never existed, which one is it?” in reply to a deleted post of unknown provenance. It’s not clear whether or not Musk actually posted the “Just like I took your wife” reply to Stephen Miller or what the original context of that “reply” was.

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