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A Canadian green carder whose Facebook posts include “Come at the king, you best not miss” after convicted felon President Trump almost got assassinated last July and “SHARE IF YOU AGREE IT’S TIME WE START ENFORCING IMMIGRATION LAWS,” (lol) making his non-voter support for the Orange God Emperor unambiguous, died in the ICE gulag in Miami on Monday under unclear circumstances after being locked up for six weeks pending deportation, the Miami Herald reports.

Johnny Noviello, 49, had moved from Canada to Daytona Beach when he was 10, growing up in Florida and becoming a legal permanent resident in 1991 but never a citizen. In 2017 he and his father, 80 year-old Angelo Noviello, were arrested for selling oxycodone, hydromorphine, and hydrocodone out of their auto repair shop, ending in a 2023 conviction for Johnny. Without any prior record and evidently it being a small amount, Johnny did four months in the joint and a year on something called “community control,” and had been complying with the rules of his probation. Yet when he showed up for a May 15th appointment with his probie ICE was there waiting to cuff him.

“He was just working, nothing out of the ordinary, no violations, nothing else,” said Dan Leising, Noviello’s attorney in both the 2023 criminal and immigration cases. “There was nothing on my mind that would’ve created any circumstance where Johnny Noviello would have been a danger to anyone,” Leising continued, adding that Noviello was the first ever similarly situated defendant in his 20 years of practice that he had seen detained by ICE, even though he was lawfully subject to deportation as a green carder with a felony conviction. Leising says Noviello suffered from epilepsy and the family had been trying “painstakingly to make sure that he got his meds” while in the gulag.

Noviello is at least the fourth prisoner to die inside of a Florida ICE center this year.

Japan’s Justice Ministry on Friday announced they had canceled Takahiro Shiraishi, aka “the Twitter Killer,” convicted in 2020 of murdering and dismembering nine people – eight of them women or teenage girls – most of whom had posted suicidal thoughts on social media, the AP reports.

Cops said Shiraishi approached the victims on Twitter, offering to assist them with their suicidal thoughts. He murdered the three teen girls and five women after raping them, also killing the boyfriend of one of the women in order to silence him. “The case caused the extremely serious outcomes and dealt a major shockwave and unease to the society,” Justice Minister Keisuke Suzuki told reporters after signing the death warrant earlier this week.

Bye bye, little muhammad!

If you lied on your N-400 naturalization forms, you’re going home. pic.twitter.com/PFrBGtZskC

— Rep. Andy Ogles (@RepOgles) June 26, 2025

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday sent the New York Times a letter threatening to sue them over their reporting on the leaked intel in the aftermath of the Iran strike that the fat fuck has been melting down about for days now, the Times reports, adding CNN got the same letter.

One of Donald’s dickhead personal lawyers wrote the newspaper’s article had damaged his rapey client’s reputation and demanded that the news organizations “retract and apologize for” the piece, which the letter described as “false,” “defamatory” and “unpatriotic,” lol what a fat baby.

“No retraction is needed,” the Times’s lawyer, David McCraw, wrote in a response, adding “No apology will be forthcoming… We told the truth to the best of our ability. We will continue to do so.”

“Archaeologists from The University of Manchester have played a leading role in the rediscovery of the ancient city of Imet in Egypt’s eastern Nile Delta, uncovering multi-storey dwellings, granaries and a ceremonial road tied to the worship of the cobra goddess Wadjet. The excavations at Tell el-Fara’in (also known as Tell Nabasha) are part of a joint Egyptian-British mission with the University of Sadat City in Cairo, directed by Dr Nicky Nielsen of The University of Manchester. By combining remote sensing with on-the-ground archaeology, the team has begun to transform understanding of the urban, religious and economic life of this city in the Nile Delta during the 4th century BC.”

“Using high-resolution satellite imagery, Dr Nielsen and his team identified clusters of ancient mudbricks prior to excavation. This approach led to the discovery of dense architectural remains, including substantial tower houses – multi-storey buildings supported by exceptionally thick foundation walls, which were designed to accommodate a growing population in an increasingly urbanised Delta region,” says the University of Manchester’s archaeology department.

Huh, actually not that scary. Kind of boring. No mummies or monsters or any of that kind of shit.

Republican donors are working on a convoluted plan to remove 2021 New York City mayoral election loser, lame radio host, and silly costumed vigilante group leader Curtis Sliwa off the 2025 ballot to clear the way for incumbent idiot Mayor Eric Adams to face leftist Dem nominee Zohran Mamdani in a head-to-head, the New York Post reports. The plot aims to get convicted felon President Trump to offer Sliwa a job in DC, then relies on Andrew Cuomo to drop out – reportedly very likely, and then for some reason to hand Adams the Republican nomination through some process involving the greaseball polygamist MAGA Staten Island Borough President Vito Fossella, which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense considering Adam will already be on the ballot as an independent.

There’s doubt that Trump will want to hire Sliwa because of past comments calling him a “a screwball and a crackpot.” Plus this Post columnist writes “As of now, my sources said he remains hell bent on staying in the race even if it means spoiling it for Adams and ushering in a socialist.”

So yeah, maybe the Post should’ve just not printed this pointless fan fiction jerkoff piece, lol.

Agriculture Suckretary Brooke Rollins told Fox Business on Thursday the Big Beautiful Bill is polling freaking terribly because “the entire media apparatus has been against this bill from the beginning,”

Maryland man Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who spent months in the CECOT dungeon only to be brought back to US custody domestically, will be deported again even as he awaits trial on completely made-up human trafficking charges, Axios reports. “Our plan is that he will be taken into ICE custody and removal proceedings will be initiated,” Jonathan Guynn, deputy assistant attorney general at the DOJ’s civil division, told Judge Paula Xinis on Thursday, just ignoring the “case” against him.

“The Democrats are the ones who leaked the information on the PERFECT FLIGHT to the Nuclear Sites in Iran. They should be prosecuted!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday.

For those keeping score at home this now means that that “the FAKE stories” were not “made up” by the “FAKE NEWS REPORTERS FROM CNN AND THE NEW YORK TIMES” but that the information was real and leaking it to them is a criminal offense for which “The Democrats” should be prosecuted.

“I write to request that the Department of Justice open an investigation into whether Zohran Kwame Mamdani, currently a candidate for Mayor of New York City, should be subject to denaturalization proceedings under 8 USC § 1451(a) on the grounds that he may have procured US citizenship through willful misrepresentation or concealment of material support for terrorism.”

“According to public reports, including a June 21, 2025 New York Post article, Mr Mamdani expressed open solidarity with individuals convicted of terrorism-related offenses prior to becoming a US citizen. Specifically, he rapped: ‘Free the Holy Land Five / My guys.’ The Holy Land Foundation was convicted in 2008 for providing material support to Hamas, a designated foreign terrorist organization. Publicly praising the Foundation’s convicted leadership as ‘my guys’ raises serious concerns about whether Mr Mamdani held affiliations or sympathies he failed to disclose during the naturalization process. While I understand that some may raise First Amendment concerns about taking legal action based on expressive conduct, such as rap lyrics, speech alone does not preclude accountability where it reasonably suggests underlying conduct relevant to eligibility for naturalization. If an individual publicly glorifies a group convicted of financing terrorism, it is entirely appropriate for federal authorities to inquire whether that individual engaged in non-public forms of support-such as organizational affiliation, fundraising, or advocacy that would have required disclosure on Form N-400 or during a naturalization interview. Moreover, Mr Mamdani has recently refused opportunities to reject the pro-terrorist rallying cry to ‘globalize the intifada’ a call to expand violent attacks on civilians to the United States and around the world. While political speech in isolation is not dispositive, in light of earlier” and blah blah blah blah writes Tennessee MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles in a letter to scumbag US Attorney General Pam Bondi.

Fewer than 150 immigrants have been denaturalized since 1968 out of 305 attempts. It is extremely hard to pull off and yet this stupid cocksucker thinks this is a politically savvy use of taxpayer time.

“Nearly two-thirds of voters (64 percent) say they prefer giving most undocumented immigrants in the United States a pathway to legal status, while 31 percent say they prefer deporting most undocumented immigrants in the United States, according to a Quinnipiac University national poll of registered voters released today. This is a change from roughly six months ago. In Quinnipiac University’s December 18, 2024 poll, 55 percent of voters said they preferred giving most undocumented immigrants a pathway to legal status and 36 percent said they preferred deporting most undocumented immigrants in the United States,” says the monthly Quinnipiac poll’s write-up.

A new survey of New York City voters by some company called “Honan” finds Dem primary winner Zohran Mamdani tied with disgraced former Gov Andrew Cuomo in the mayoral general election.

On June 4th “Honan” found Cuomo leading Mamdani 56 to 44 percent, lol. Mamdani won 43 to 36 percent. It’s not clear why they even bothered publishing this new poll taken this week.

Complete scumbag rap mogul Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs put up absolutely no defense whatsoever and called no witnesses in his trial on federal sex trafficking charges before the case went to closing arguments this week, Deadline reports on some pretty low-T shit. The jury will get the case soon.

A British court on Thursday tossed Jeffrey Epstein chap and former Barclay’s CEO Jes Staley’s appeal of his case against the country’s top regulator over a 2023 ban from the entire industry for being a Jeffrey Epstein chap, the AP reports. The American exec was rather chuffed over the ban from the banking industry over his shagging of young lasses supplied by Epstein.

Cops in Switzerland have completed their investigation into the death of 24 year-old Scottish wingsuiter Liam Byrne in the Alps last weekend, concluding that the aerial adventurer had “deviated from his intended course shortly after take-off for reasons still unknown and crashed into a rocky outcrop at approximately 2,100 metres above sea level,” People Magazine reports.

Now this is not to mock Byrne’s demise so much as the language that Swiss cops used to describe what happened, like they were purposely seeing if they could be as obliquely and painfully euphemistic as stupid SpaceX with that silly “Rapid unscheduled disassembly” line every time the fuck up a rocket launch. It’s borderline trolling that cannot be the product of a shaky translation job.

If you can’t make a profit without breaking the law, you should close up shop. https://t.co/tUtsxaMPev

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) June 26, 2025

Asked by the Washington Examiner’s David Sivak if he’d consider overruling the parliamentarian after she massacred a shit ton of provisions in the Big Beautiful Bill, Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Thursday said “That would not be a good outcome for getting a bill done,” and that a Friday vote on the bill probably isn’t going to happen, given the fucking mess on his hands.

Thune later added the only way to make the Medicaid provider tax whatever the hell it is happen is to go back to the drawing board and resubmit it to for “Byrd Bath” (they really need to come up with a better name for this fucking process). “There are things that we can do. There are other ways of getting to that same outcome,” the majority leader said, adding “I mean, we may not have everything that we wanted in terms of the provider tax reforms, but if we can get most of the reforms there, get the savings that come with it, I mean, this is all about saving the taxpayers [wealth donors] money.”

“FAKE NEWS REPORTERS FROM CNN AND THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD BE FIRED, IMMEDIATELY!!! BAD PEOPLE WITH EVIL INTENTIONS!!!” posted angry Orange Grandpa on Thursday, following up on an earlier cry for help asserting that “Rumor is that the Failing New York Times and Fake News CNN will be firing the reporters who made up the FAKE stories on the Iran Nuclear sites because they got it so wrong. Lets see what happens?” The change from “will be firing” to “SHOULD BE FIRED” could be a sign that he got information on what’s happening and the Times and CNN will not be firing the reporters who covered the non-obliteration story.

“The cars and small trucks at the site were those of concrete workers trying to cover up the top of the shafts. Nothing was taken out of facility. Would take too long, too dangerous, and very heavy and hard to move!” the President of the United States wrote in a prior post, applying his expertise in handling of nuclear materials to refute intelligence on Iranian movements prior to the strikes.

Before that he praised the combative and caustic performance of deeply hungover Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth at the 8 AM EDT press conference, writing “One of the greatest, most professional, and most ‘confirming’ News Conferences I have ever seen! The Fake News should fire everyone involved in this Witch Hunt, and apologize to our great warriors, and everyone else!”