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“MAKE BEEF AMERICAN AGAIN 🇺🇸” ranch begs Trump to listen

“Dear President Trump, We love you and support you – but your suggestion to buy beef from Argentina to stabilize beef prices would be an absolute betrayal to the American cattle rancher. We understand there are larger economic and geopolitical dynamics at play, including countering CCP influence in countries in our hemisphere. But the practice of solving problems ‘over there’ before solving problems here on our soil is what contributed to the downfall of our country: Americans always come last,” write the fucking commies at Wyoming ranch Meriweather farms, an evidently MAGA-themed cattle concern followed by far right luminaries Matt Gaetz, Amy Kremer, Anthony Sabatini, the late Charlie Kirk, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, Emerald Robinson, and Lara Logan.

“We understand beef prices are high, and we admire your concern for all Americans, but this is not the fault of the American producer. This is the fault of politicians who have allowed BRICS-aligned entities to dominate the meat industry, that participate in price fixing and who also continually lie to their consumers. Washington for decades has facilitated the squeezing of our own ranchers while allowing these entities to flood the market with cheaper, lower-quality imports – and people don’t even know these products are foreign because they are allowed to be marked as ‘Product of the USA.’ On top of all this – there is only chaos coming from the Department of Agriculture.”

“There is no true guidance, mixed messaging, and a copious amount of photo ops. There is no one to trust over there that truly understands the issues and isn’t bought out by or aligned with Big Industries. The American cattle rancher is one of the last symbols of independence we have in the nation – but the continued manipulation and betrayal by the very people who claim to support them, needs to end immediately,” they continued and it keeps going but you get the gist of their tears.

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New “Bible-based diet” promises miraculous outcome, in theory

The text of an article printed by Fox News under the headline of “Bible-based diet could unlock the secret to lasting wellness” reveals a surprising twist: That they’re not recommending you eat Bibles themselves, but certain foods consumed by people living in the Levant two millennia ago.

“I think the Bible is the greatest health book ever written. If somebody’s dealing with any health condition, whether it’s depression, anxiety, cancer, heart disease, diabetes, PCOS, infertility, hypothyroidism or low testosterone, the Bible has a solution. If you follow a diet based on the Bible, you can be made well,” Dr Josh Axe, co-author of “The Biblio Diet” tells Fox News.

“I listened to the diagnosis of my great physician, not my ordinary physician. The great physician tells you to live with hope in all things and believe in the miraculous – and I did. Now I’m 100 percent healed,” Axe said of how he overcame a spinal infection. Or how he believes he overcame it.

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Florida AG apparently serious about prosecuting Roblox

“Attorney General James Uthmeier is issuing criminal subpoenas to the popular online gaming platform Roblox. The subpoenas will investigate whether Roblox’s actions, or lack thereof, are aiding predators in accessing and harming children. ‘Platforms like Roblox have become breeding grounds for predators to gain access to our kids,’ said Attorney General James Uthmeier. ‘We will stop at nothing in the fight to protect Florida’s children, and companies that expose them to harm will be held accountable,'” says the Sunshine State Attorney General’s office in a press release.

“Multiple investigations have revealed that sexual predators are using Roblox to access, communicate with, and groom minors. Troubling allegations against the gaming platform include negligence in adequately verifying users’ ages and failures in content moderation that have allowed sexually explicit material to evade filters and circulate within the platform. Reports also suggest that predators are utilizing the platform’s in-game currency, ‘Robux,’ to bribe minors into sending sexually explicit images of themselves. Victims have accused Roblox of knowingly failing to implement meaningful safety measures or provide adequate warnings to parents about the dangers their children face, while publicly maintaining that the platform is safe. Further reports indicate that Roblox has knowingly failed to report incidents of child victimization to the proper authorities.”

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Prince Andrew ordered British cop to investigate Epstein victim

Cops in London are investigating a report that disgraced British royal Prince Andrew ordered a police officer assigned to his personal security detail to investigate now-deceased rape accuser and Epstein trafficking victim Virginia Giuffre to dig up any “dirt” he could find on her, CBS News reports.

The reporting comes just days after Andrew forfeited his royal titles in disgrace, which Giuffre’s family hailed in a statement, saying “This moment serves as victory for Virginia, who consistently maintained, ‘He knows what happened, I know what happened, and there’s only one of us telling the truth, and I know that’s me. This is not just a victory for her, but for every single survivor of the horrific crimes perpetrated by [Trump’s dead friend Jeffrey] Epstein and his co-conspirators.”

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“Jesus Take The Wheel” guy’s plane failed to make a turn: NTSB

From the NTSB’s preliminary report on the death of Grammy-winning country singer-songwriter Brett James – famous for “Jesus Take The Wheel” among other hits – and two other occupants when his single-engine Cirrus SR22T plane crashed in Macon County, North Carolina last month:

“On September 18, 2025, at 1456 eastern daylight time, a Cirrus SR22T, N218VB, was substantially damaged when it was involved in an accident near Franklin, North Carolina. The private pilot and two passengers were fatally injured. The airplane was operated as a Title 14 Code of Federal Regulations Part 91 personal flight. Preliminary air traffic control information provided by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) indicated that the pilot was on an instrument flight rules flight from John C Tune Airport (JWN), Nashville, Tennessee to Macon County Airport (1A5) Franklin, North Carolina. As the pilot approached 1A5, he requested a visual approach to runway 07 from air traffic control. The controller approved the request, and at 1448 the pilot reported the airport in sight. The controller then approved a frequency change to the common traffic advisory frequency. Shortly after, the pilot transmitted (while still tuned to the controller’s radio frequency) that he was at 6,800 ft and intended to perform a 360° turn to land on runway 07. The controller then advised the pilot that he was still on the frequency; there were no further transmissions received from the pilot. Review of preliminary ADS-B data showed that shortly after, the airplane began a descending left turn from an altitude of about 6,300 ft mean sea level. It continued through a 360° left turn before it began to approach runway 7 at an altitude of about 3,300 ft (the airport elevation of 1A5 was 2,033 ft). The ADS-B data ended when the airplane was about 0.5 nautical miles from the runway threshold.”

“Surveillance video showed the airplane flying over the runway before initiating a descending left turn. The airplane continued descending in the left turn before entering a tightening spiral and impacting the ground,” the safety geeks wrote in their findings on Jesus not helping.

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Sliwa’s day job boss commands him to drop out of mayoral race

Chunky Republican New York City billionaire John Catsamatidis on Monday commanded his AM radio station host employee Curtis Sliwa to end his doomed mayoral campaign to give disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo a shot to defeat leftist Dem nominee Zohran Mamdani.

“WABC Radio and Red Apple Media CEO John Catsimatidis, a longtime New York business leader and civic figure, publicly urged Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa to exit the 2025 New York mayoral race, citing concerns that Sliwa’s continued candidacy could split the vote and inadvertently help another candidate. Sliwa, a prominent radio personality who has worked with WABC Radio for decades, is currently on a leave of absence from the station while running for mayor. Catsimatidis said the move is essential to consolidating support behind a ‘viable alternative,’ avoiding what he described as a potentially damaging outcome if the vote remains divided,” said “Cats” in a release.

A new AARP survey of NYC voters found Mamdani leading Cuomo 43 to 29 percent with Sliwa in third at 19 percent, but Mamdani ahead 45 to 41 percent if Sliwa drops out. It’s not clear if this was what got “Cats” to come out against his own guy but it doesn’t seem all that favorable to Cuomo whether you choose to believe it or not. That it says 2 percent of would-be Republican voters in the electorate are going to go to the socialist dude if Sliwa drops out while another 7 percent just aren’t going to show up at all just seems a little too hopium-y for the “Okay fuck it, Cuomo for mayor” voter.

The fact that they’re all “Okay fuck it, Cuomo for mayor” voters while Mamdani fans are pretty freaking hardcore should tell you this is a lost cause but then again so is trying to get a 70-something Greek-American supermarket tycoon worth billions to listen to reason.

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RNC hypes bold new “photos of scary brown people” strategy

What’s a candidate such as Mike Whatley, the second choice after Lara Trump passed on a bid, vying for Senate in North Carolina to run on when his record of helming the Republican National Committee for about 17 months isn’t exactly the kind of thing that impresses the median voter?

Crime? Crime. Actually not just crime but like “🚨🚨 CRIME 🚨🚨” in big bold letters from a new “WAR ROOM” Twitter account! TUNE IN EVERY MONDAY FOR CRIME! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨!!! WAR!!!

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Sherrod Brown 49 – Jon Husted 48 in 2026 Ohio Senate race: poll

A new survey of Ohio voters by Bowling Green State University/YouGov finds Dem former Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown leading incumbent appointee Jon Husted 49 to 48 percent in the 2026 special election to fill out the last two years of now-Vice President Jaydee’s term.

De facto Republican gov nominee/billionaire douche Vivek “Da Vek” Ramaswamy leads Dem former Congressman Tim Ryan 49 to 47 percent in the race to succeed term-limited Gov Mike DeWine.

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Lindsey lures Donald to join fundraiser with edification, bribery, golf

“A heartfelt thank you to all the volunteers and donors who have made our reelection campaign so strong. The support is wide and deep and much appreciated by my campaign team who are doing an outstanding job. My campaign is in a strong position thanks to the efforts of so many. And remember 2020, we have to keep our guard up when it comes to Democrats who are obsessed with beating me. Bring it on,” says dainty Senator Lindsey Graham in an announcement for the “Third Trump Graham Golf Classic fundraiser in November to benefit Senator Lindsey Graham’s 2026 reelection, President Donald J Trump, and the Republican National Committee (RNC).”

“President Trump’s support for my reelection has been tremendously helpful, and I am truly honored to have his endorsement. When you think it can’t get any better with President Trump supporting my campaign, it just did. I am pleased to announce that in November, President Trump and I are hosting a golf tournament in Florida to benefit my campaign and his causes. I am thrilled that he would do this, and it is going to be a big, big event. It will not only help me tremendously, but it will help others who support President Trump,” Lindsey continued, painting a lot of easily-connected dots.

The reason why it’s the “Trump-Graham Golf Classic” and not the “Graham-Trump Golf Classic” is plain enough because of course the Orange God Emperor has to get top billing no matter what, as is why it’s a golf tournament – which will be rigged for Donald – rather than a campy drag-centric variety show. Less clear however is why it says “President Donald J Trump” and “his causes” as benefitting – and that the tournament will be held at an unspecified course in Florida – as though we were all born yesterday. Like just say it’ll be at a Trump-owned golf course for Christ’s sake. You already freaking said he’s going to be making money off of this, it’s no goddamned mystery.

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Sporkfoot says GOP doomed in midterms

Pointing out that credit card debt is at yet another all-time high, white nationalist Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene tells Semafor that she “can’t see into the future, but I see Republicans losing the House if Americans are continuing to go paycheck-to-paycheck. They’ll definitely be going into the midterms looking through the lens of their bank account.”

The Jewish space laser lady claimed other House Republicans, too chickenshit to speak up themselves, are worried as well. “There is intense frustration within our conference that we aren’t passing our appropriations and we’re not in session,” Greene said. “I do know that is a general, overall feeling, even though they’re sticking to the talking points publicly.”

On healthcare, Greene complained, and correctly so, that Speaker “Mike Johnson is at the press conferences every morning saying that we’ve got pages and pages, or we’ve got a Republican plan, yet I haven’t seen one single page of the so-called Republican plan. I haven’t heard one single GOP conference call on this issue. It’s like, where is it? The Republican Party is failing.”

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Reich trying to get Comey’s lawyer removed from the case

Convicted felon President Trump’s DOJ is trying to get former FBI Director James Comey’s defense lawyer, former prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, removed from the bullshit “case” against him, Politico reports citing a Sunday night motion filed by the prosecution claiming that Fitzgerald was party to some of the 2017 communications to the media that Comey supposedly lied about in 2020.

“Based on publicly disclosed information, the defendant used current lead defense counsel to improperly disclose classified information,” prosecutors Tyler Lemons and Gabriel Diaz wrote. “This fact raises a question of conflict and disqualification for current lead defense counsel.”

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Neckbeard Vermont state senator calls it quits after Young Republican group text chat leak, claims he’s the real victim

Republican Vermont state Senator Sam Douglass, a 27 year-old man and not a “college” kid like JD Vance claimed last week, announced his resignation Friday, effective Monday, following the leak of a group chat of national Young Republicans in which the participants had expressed their love for Adolf Hitler, rape, racial slurs, genocide, and in general checked a lot of boxes of how the GOP is perceived by libs, SevenDaysVT reports. In the thread, leaked to Politico last week by extreme cultist former New York City Young Republicans chair-turned-Trump Regime official Gavin Wax, Douglass wrote “She just didn’t bathe often,” in reply to another user who had badmouthed a “very obese Indian woman,” known to them. In another exchange, Douglass mentioned a procedural error by a Jewish colleague to which his wife, Brianna Douglass, also in the chat group, wrote “I was about to say you’re giving nationals [too] much credit and expecting the Jew to be honest.”

Douglass, once seen as an up-and-comer in the Green Mountain State’s GOP, had initially resisted calls to hang it up but once the state party and Governor Phil Scott – who’s basically a Democrat anyway – stepped in, the neckbearded state legislator caved, writing “if my Governor asks me to do something, I will act, because I believe in what he’s trying to do for Vermont,” in his announcement.

That part came after when Douglass tried to minimize what he had personally wrote in the group chat which, on balance, was not as bad as the lines about “watermelon people” and the pro-rape “jokes.” Obviously if Sam had written something antisemitic about the Jewish person that would’ve been printed verbatim along with his wife’s response. And the “She just didn’t bathe often” – the sole message from him in the coverage of the chat group – doesn’t in and of itself scream racism as he could’ve said the same thing if this person had been named. But that Douglass never wrote “You guys are fucking sick and this is exactly why the libtards call Republicans hateful, racist freaks,” and left the chat the first time someone posted a slur – let alone apologize for his wife and announce he was looking to get her into therapy – says far more than a single five-word message could have.

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Trucking-themed country musician kills family of eight in crash

“On October 13, 2025, at approximately 4:11 pm, Georgia State Troopers from Post 32 in Athens responded to a six-vehicle crash on Interstate 85 northbound, just south of mile marker 147 in Commerce, GA. The investigation revealed that a semi-trailer was following too closely and struck the rear of a 2014 Dodge Grand Caravan. This caused a chain reaction involving the van and four additional vehicles. After impact, the van became engulfed in flames along with the tractor-trailer.”

“Jeff Rogers, Jackson County Deputy Coroner, has confirmed there were eight occupants deceased in the van. The identities of the eight occupants, including three adults and five juveniles, has not yet been confirmed. There is a possibility of one adult being pregnant, but this will not be confirmed until an autopsy has been completed. The driver has been identified as Kane Aaron Hammock, a 33-year-old male from Gainesville, GA. He has been arrested and charged with eight counts of Vehicular Homicide (2nd degree), one count of Feticide by Vehicle (2nd degree), one count of Following Too Closely, one count of No Registration, and one count of Driver to Exercise Due Care,” said the Georgia Department of Public Safety in a press release about the crimes of trucking-themed country music small-timer Kane Hammock who, to reiterate, killed five children, three adults, and one unborn fetus due to what law enforcement says was reckless abandon behind the wheel of his rig.

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