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Former FBI Director James Comey was on Wednesday escorted into the courthouse in Alexandria, Virginia for his arraignment via a private entrance on the side of the building, CBS News’s Scott MacFarlane reports on what somebody‘s definitely getting fucking fired for, denying the all-powerful Orange God Emperor the spectacle and humiliation of his enemies he demands.

“We have organized efforts by domestic terrorists – and that’s what they are – to do things like box in law enforcement’s cars… they are armed with heavy machinery,” complained Trump defense lawyer who is currently empowered as Deputy Attorney General of the United States Todd Blanche to Fox and Friends on Wednesday morning. There are …some issues with this 30 second clip, ones that require a little extrapolation: If this were some hick MAGA congressman from McOpioid County in southern Indiana – who’s visited Chicago like twice in the last decade but acts like an authority on the city – saying the exact same thing that clip would still absolutely be up here for the laughs.

He would be derided accordingly for inadvertently expressing frustration with the Trump regime’s inability to forcefully defeat the malevolent forces seemingly hell-bent on thwarting the GOP’s “law and order” imperatives but, as a MAGA Congressman in the legislative and not executive branch, have no actual direct agency to conquer the civil unrest. It’s great content for Fox News, a politician complaining about shit outside of their control, these intractable ills of society that serve as fuel for the furnace of MAGA rage in every mediocre white male who consumes the product.

It just doesn’t sound so great coming from the second-highest ranking law enforcement official in the United States. Maybe the state and its media apparatus should have approached this segment with a limiting principle. Thought experiment: Would they platform a local cop who sat in his patrol car across the street from a 7-Eleven and then just passively watched while a crackhead shot the cashier in the forehead, execution-style, and took off with all the money in the register while the cop went back to sipping coffee and reading Entertainment Weekly? Would they want that guy to then go on Jesse Watters’ show to complain about how bad crime is and how scary the crackheads are?

Sources tell NBC News that convicted felon President Trump isn’t turning on his once fanatically loyal minion Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene just yet but a sign of a coming rupture is that the fat bastard has been privately asking “What’s going on with Marjorie?” as the last few months have seen her buck the company line on two very important issues: Trump’s dead former bestie Jeffrey Epstein and fucking people out of government-subsidized health insurance.

Greene feels burned after the regime forced her to stand down from a Senate primary bid months after also snubbing her for Homeland Security Secretary. What reportedly really pissed her off was their lobbying her to back out of the discharge petition to force the release of the Epstein files, leading her to tell some MAGA podcaster that whatever staffer told reporters that signing onto the petition would be viewed as a “hostile act” against the administration. LetThemFight.gif all day.

The guy that convicted felon President Trump’s regime is depending on to make their “case” against former FBI Director James Comey is at best a “problematic” witness for the federal prosecutors assigned to try to put Comey behind bars – something that was written in the memo that sources tell ABC News outlined why they shouldn’t try to put it before a grand jury – which was ignored after the fat fuck ordered the last US Attorney fired and his replacement went forward with the case.

Dan Richman – a law professor who former insurance lawyer-turned-Acting US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia alleges that Comey used as his cutout for leaks to the media – told prosecutors that the 8647 seashells guy specifically told him not to talk to the press at least twice and very specifically denied that Comey had ever authorized him to make such leaks to the media ahead of the 2016 election, the memo said. And yeah, that’s who the entire case rests on.

Comey will be arraigned at a courthouse in Alexandria on Wednesday morning. The Trump Regime will probably leak his mugshot in contravention of longstanding Justice Department policy against making them public. The MAGA propaganda-industrial complex will have their fun with it and all the lib legal pundits will lose their shit over this being such a disgraceful abuse of power and another rapid erosion of the rule of law and by now everyone can just spew the same tropes in their sleep.

What do Democrats want?

Power.

They will do anything to acquire and maintain power.

The damage they’ve inflicted on our democracy is something Russia and China could only dream of achieving. pic.twitter.com/hOsCFTHZuj

— Senator Ron Johnson (@SenRonJohnson) October 8, 2025

Japan’s bear population have evidently had enough of the anime-loving humans they share the archipelago nation with, as one man is dead and another four have been wounded in four separate encounters this week, the highlight of which was a rampage through a Numata grocery store by a particularly agitated ursine who trashed the sushi counter and injured two shoppers, CBS reports.

“It entered from the main entrance and stayed inside for roughly four minutes. It almost climbed onto the fish case and damaged glass. In the fruits section, it knocked over a pile of avocados and stamped on them,” a manager told AFP after the Wednesday chaos. On the same day cops told NHK that a man was found dead of what appeared to be mauling on a mountain the northern Iwate region. On Tuesday a farmer in the Iwate region was scratched and bitten by a mama bear who was defending her cub from the man who had just stepped outside his house. That attack came two days after a Spanish tourist minding his own business at a bus stop in central Japan’s Shirakawa-go village was attacked without so much as even an unintentional provocation of the angry bastard.

The country’s environmental ministry’s stats reveal that, between April and September 2024, 108 people nationwide suffered injuries caused by bears, including five deaths.

Dem Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff, the Most-Vulnerable Incumbent of The Cycle™ in the Politico Playbook Cinematic Universe, raised $12 million last quarter which brings his total cash-on-hand to $21 million, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports while contrasting that with his would-be challengers, former Tennessee State NCAA football coach Derek Dooley ($1.8 million), MAGA Congressman Mike Collins ($1.9 million), and other MAGA Congressman Buddy Carter (not reported yet, but a wealthy self-funder). Granted, primary candidates are going to bring in less than the incumbent they seek to unseat and the real money’s not going to come in until the general, but that just underscores the difficulty of the whole enterprise: Ossoff’s got another 6 months+ to rake it in while these twats are still stuck spending everything they have on fighting each other.

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan definitely struggled under a sustained line of questioning from CNN’s Kaitlan Collins on Tuesday about extending the Obamacare premium subsidies and goddamn he really had no good answers for her about what should be done to fix it.

The fact that he even went on CNN instead of staying in his Fox News/Newsmax safe space could speak to what the network’s website and Politico that night separately and distinctly reported was a growing realization among Republicans that, incredibly, Democrats are actually winning the shutdown fight, forcing Gymbo volunteering to step into hostile territory to attempt a reboot.

It took just over two minutes for Gym to retreat from asserting that Republicans could somehow come up with an Obamacare replacement before December and switch to spewing out the “Dems want healthcare for illegals” line of shit that he obviously would’ve led with if he thought it was going to work. On that, and it shouldn’t have taken this long for National Zero to ascertain the actual numbers on this, but it’s estimated in a KFF study from earlier this year that something like 0.35 percent of emergency Medicaid spending nationally goes to undocumented immigrants.

The upshot being that when the Trump Regime says “Democrats and their Fake News allies want you to believe it’s all a lie that Democrats shut down the government over free healthcare for illegal aliens,” they’re saying “We’re burning the village to save it” by wiping out roughly 8 percent of total Medicaid spending for needy Americans to kill off a fraction of a percent going to illegals.

“I wrote this song months ago. I posted this song three months ago as a snippet. This shows you how divisive a narrative can be when shoved down our throats through social media. This song is about how much I love this country and everyone in it more than anything. When you hear the rest of the song, you will understand the full context that hits on both sides of the aisle. Everyone using this now as a weapon is only proving how devastatingly divided we all are. We need to find our way back,” wrote country star Zach Bryan after MAGAmerica lost their shit over him releasing a clip of a not-yet-released song ripping ICE raids – to the point of the Trump Regime even responding.

“I served this country, I love this country and the song itself is about all of us coming out of this divided space. I wasn’t speaking as a politician or some greater-than-thou asshole, just a 29 year old man who is just as confused as everyone else. To see how much shit it stirred up makes me not only embarrassed but kind of scared. Left wing or right wing we’re all one bird and American. To be clear I’m on neither of these radical sides. To all those disappointed in me on either side of whatever you believe in just know I’m trying my best too and we all say things that are misconstrued sometimes.”

“Everyone have a great day and I love each and every one of ya!!!” Bryan continued and goddamn this could be about him defending some pro-Trump song it’s so vague and diffuse, lol.

“While Zach Bryan wants to Open The Gates to criminal illegal aliens and has Condemned heroic ICE officers, Something in the Orange tells me a majority of Americans disagree with him and support President Trump’s great American Revival. Godspeed, Zach!” a White House spokesworm said in a statement to Newsweek on Tuesday, whatever the hell the capitalizations are supposed to mean.

Cameroonian President Paul Biya, 92, made what the AP calls a “rare public appearance to campaign for reelection” on Tuesday, an interesting statement in itself about the eight-term leader.

“I am well aware of the problems that concern you, I know the unfulfilled expectations that make you doubt the future… Based on my own experience, I can assure you that these problems are not insurmountable,” Biya said, without further elaborating on how his being 92 can be “surmounted.”

“Sanctimonious Richard ‘Da Nang Dick’ Blumenthal, perhaps the biggest ‘joke’ in the United States Senate, is at it again! ‘Dick’ lied until the midpoint of his political career, convincing everyone, in particular the Fake News Media, that he was a great ‘War Hero’ who lived on the precipice of death in the jungles of Vietnam. He would talk about his life in the military in almost every speech, in particular the death defying dangers he faced in his many years ‘fight for freedom’ while in Vietnam.”

“He stated that ‘the battles were violent and long, but there was no going back’ – And then it happened, Blumenthal was found out to be a FRAUD. The soldiers in his so-called ‘platoon’ came forward and said that they had no idea who this guy was. He was revealed, broke down and admitted, tears flowing from his eyes, that he LIED, a Whopper, one that lasted 20 year.”

“This guy shouldn’t even be in the US Senate. It should be investigated, and Justice should be sought. Right now there is a Congressman sitting in prison for lying about his past during a campaign. Well, those lies were nothing compared to those of Richard ‘Da Nang Dick’ Blumenthal, perhaps the greatest phony in the history of the United States Senate. He should be allowed to speak no longer!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, evidently after seeing clips of his shitbag attorney general getting chewed out by Blumenthal. The Connecticut Senator did indeed admit to lying about serving in Vietnam and should have resigned in disgrace a while ago.

He also served in the Marine Corps and could have been deployed to Vietnam, something the fat fuck never came close to with his “bone spurs” line so this is not at all the flex Donald thinks it is.

The Economist/YouGov national survey’s question of “President Most Responsible for Current Economy – Who do you think is more responsible for the current state of the US economy?” has had a largely predictable trajectory if infrequent testing over the past nine months among overall respondents: On March 11th it was 44 percent former President Joe Biden’s to 33 percent Trump’s, then the next week after Donald did something stupid it was 48 percent him to 32 percent Biden, trending up to 57 percent Trump – 22 percent Biden last month, and now at 57 percent Trump – 24 percent Biden’s economy in this week’s edition of the poll. None of this is terribly surprising.

It’s the shifts crosstab of Trump 2024 voters that is, if not surprising, then at least funny: Back in March it was 69 percent Biden still owns the US economy to 18 percent Trump. In April that was 57 percent Biden, 27 percent Trump. May: 55 percent Biden, 32 percent Trump. Then last month it finally flipped and 45 percent of the cult decided Dear Leader was truly in command of the largest economy on Earth to 36 percent unwilling to let go of blaming “Crooked Joe” for the economy.

Now that’s flipped again this week: 45 percent of Trump 2024 voters say it’s Biden’s economy to 36 percent Trump’s. Pray tell what has the sons of bitches suddenly so rattled. Obviously the respondents are different each week, but that’s a significant – and pathetic – enough shift to notice.

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— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) October 7, 2025

Dem Maine Governor Janet Mills, 77, is set to launch a Senate bid against Concern Lady Susan Collins as soon as this week, Axios reports. Mills is term-limited and thus has nothing to do besides take on Collins but that Graham Planter dude seems much cooler even if Mills is a far surer bet against Senator Wet Paper Bag. Again though, Maine Gov Janet Mills is 77 years old.

A team of seismologists on the west coast have found a troubling pattern in the geological record over the last few thousand years: Megathrust earthquakes along the Cascadia subduction zone off the coasts of northern California, Oregon, and Washington state were followed by strike-slip temblors along the northern stretch of the San Andreas fault, the Los Angeles Times reports.

Followed very closely. “It could have even been minutes, but we can’t nail it down,” said the study’s lead author, Chris Goldfinger, an Oregon State University paleoseismologist and a professor emeritus of marine geology about the aftermath of the cataclysmic January 1700 quake off the coast of Washington that sent a massive tsunami across the Pacific that devastated Japan.

The upshot is that a Cascade quake at a 9.0 magnitude – sending a monster tsunami into the Pacific northwest’s coastal regions killing tens of thousands – would then quite likely within hours prompt a massive break in the San Andreas fault running from Cape Mendocino down as far as south of San Francisco. Just “one of these big events will draw down the resources of the whole country trying to respond to it. So if you have two of those, you double up on that,” said Goldfinger and everyone just fucking pray that if this has to happen then for it to at least happen after January 2029.

It’s better to watch this without audio to get the full effect. Plus he was just whining about Fox News to Newsmax anyway, who gives a shit, but damn Donnie was experiencing some kind of issue.

Without any acknowledgement or explanation, douchebag MAGA podcaster Benny Johnson at some point either on Monday or Tuesday deleted the very homoerotic AI slop video of him dressed as Batman beating up people in sombreros outside of a “Walmart” in Chicago. What a freaking pussy.

Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday was reminded by CNN’s Manu Raju he swore in Florida special election winners Jimmy Patronis and Randy Fine “during a pro forma session. So why not swear in Adelita Grijalva who was elected two weeks ago? Does it have to do with her 218th signature on the Epstein discharge petition?” since Grijolva would be the 218th and final vote needed for it.

“It has nothing to do with that at all. We will swear her in when everybody gets back,” Johnson said, to which Raju coutnered with “Why not now?” leading Johnson to apparently finally cave on the matter, for now at least, saying “Uh – we’ll schedule it, I guess, as soon as she wants.”

Guess believe it when you see it. Still, Dems might have made a bigger deal out of this than necessary as, when it comes to the vote, it wouldn’t matter if Grijalva was already sworn in the day after she won or if it was five minutes into the next time the House is actually in session and who the hell knows when that’s going to be. MAYBE there’s a narrow possibility that Team MAGA still was holding out trying to peel Crazy Nancy Mace, High school dropout Lauren Boebert, and/or QAdulteress Marjorie Taylor Greene off from the petition, but who actually knows the rules about these things and whether Grijalva signing it triggers some point of no return. It’s also been a few weeks and if those three maniacs haven’t backed out yet then what’s going to change? The bottom line is that the vote petition’s meant to force seems extremely unlikely to happen until after the shutdown is resolved and the delay on swearing in Grijalva probably had more to do with that than Johnson trying to avoid the dreaded discharge petition vote – which will be very painful.

Correct. That’s not “tapping,” which would actually involve listening to your conversations. You’ve just described a call log.

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) October 7, 2025

“Ortega, a leading brand of Mexican food products including taco shells, taco kits, Mexican seasonings, peppers and the number-one-selling brand of taco sauce in the United States, announced today the launch of Cheez-It™ Flavored Taco Shells – a revolutionary taco shell that fuses the cheesy burst of flavor of Cheez-It™ crackers that you crave with the iconic crunch of the Ortega Hard Taco Shell. A snackable shell that’s as flavorful as the fillings inside, the Ortega Cheez-It™ Flavored Taco Shells are available at retailers nationwide on September 28. Crafted for taco lovers and snack fanatics alike, Ortega Cheez-It™ Flavored Taco Shells deliver a craveable experience that’s just as satisfying straight from the box as it is loaded with fillings.”

“Every bite starts with a bold burst of cheesy flavor and ends with Ortega’s signature crunch that’s perfect for mealtime or snack time. Ortega Cheez-It™ Flavored Taco Shells are available at Target and select retailers nationwide. Distribution will expand to include additional grocery stores in the coming months,” says the announcement that Cheez-it has surrendered to Mexican food products.