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South Carolina judge’s home torched by possible MAGA arson

Diane Goodstein, a South Carolina judge who last month was targeted with some heated rhetoric by Trump DOJ enforcer Harmeet Dhillon over a ruling against the regime’s assault on voting rights, saw her home burned to the ground by some heated combustion Saturday – the inferno inflicting serious injuries on her husband, Dem former state Senator Arnold Goodstein, Time Magazine reports.

“At this time, we do not know whether the fire was accidental or arson. Until that determination is made, [State Law Enforcement Division Chief Mark Keel] has alerted local law enforcement to provide extra patrols and security,” South Carolina Chief Justice John Kittredge told FITSNews, adding that the fire appeared to have been caused by an “explosion.” Judge Goodstein had received death threats after she temporarily blocked the Trump DOJ’s bid to force the South Carolina election commission from handing the state’s voter rolls over to the regime for whatever stupid, nefarious plans they have in mind. The ruling was later overturned by the state Supreme Court anyway.

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Judge blocks Trump from deploying Cal National Guard to Portland

Trump-appointed federal Judge Karen Immergut on Sunday ordered a halt to the far fuck’s insane deployment of the California National Guard to Portland, deeming it an attempted circumvention of her Saturday night order blocking Oregon guard from deploying, AllRise’s Adam Klasfeld reports.

Immergut said she sees the regime’s actions as a “direct contravention” of her first order, adding “It appears to violate both [10 USC §] 12406 and the Tenth Amendment” of the Constitution.

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Lithuanian air traffic halted by Belarusian cig-smuggling balloons

Amid the recent spate of incursions into NATO and EU airspace by nefarious actors, officials in Lithuania’s capital of Vilnius on Saturday found that the 25 or so balloons that grounded flights at the city’s international airport were launched by maybe not that nefarious of actors as their payloads were determined to be thousands upon thousands of packs of cheap, shitty Belarusian cigarettes bound for dealers seeking to sell them untaxed and unstamped to sketchy vendors, the AP reports.

While the intent was obviously well short of Kremlinist disruption the effect was the same as no fewer than 30 flights in and out of Vilnius were canceled or diverted after two of the balloons drifted into the airport’s restricted airspace. Cops recovered 11 balloons and their cargo of roughly 18,000 packs of cigarettes. It’s not clear if they’ll be destroyed or distributed to needy smokers.

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Orange God Emperor over an hour late to Annapolis speech

Convicted felon President Trump is now 67 minutes and counting late for his speech to cadets at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland for what’s supposed to be a major celebration of the service branch’s 250th anniversary. Still too early to hope.

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Mike Johnson still not really getting his story straight: Live updates

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson continued on Sunday morning having some difficulty getting his stories straight about how the Democrats are demanding that illegal aliens get free healthcare and it just kept going down and down to the most particulate, arcane argument that, secretly on some Dem proposal that’s linked on Johnson’s website, there was something something he claims “Buried on page 57, Section 2141, the Democrat CR bill repeals the Working Families Tax Cut bill’s new safeguards against waste, fraud, and abuse in health care spending to restore and continue $200 billion in American taxpayer funded health care subsidies going to illegal aliens.” The whole thing’s really hard to follow and just stinks of a retcon trying to reconcile convicted felon President Trump’s version of the story with “reality” as it is in the actual legislation.

Not the easiest messaging sell. Also note how his website calls it “the Working Families Tax Cut bill” while he definitely said “Big Beautiful Bill” to Kristen Welker.

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“Just wait until next year”

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions tell the Wall Street Journal that they’ve been telling him to “refine” his messaging on the economy and distill it down to “just wait until next year.”

Trump has listened to his wise counselors, and taken it even further, telling reporters at a recent event that “Our big year won’t be really next year – it’ll be the year after,” though really he should be saying “Fuck you America. You kept me out of prison because enough of you morons you bought my stupid lies about how I alone can lower prices and unilaterally supercharge the economy, lol.”

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MAGA Land right but on the wrong topic

“Someone needs to pay for the consequences of my bad decisions!” – The current top comment on a Saturday morning Fox Business News article headlined “Parents of woman killed in fiery Cybertruck crash target Tesla in suit alleging ‘defective design’ trapped her.” Californians Noelle and Carl Tsukuhara have sued Tesla over the November 2024 death of their 19 year-old daughter Krysta in the tragic crash caused by her asshole friend Soren Dixon driving drunk and stoned.

“Autopsy reports revealed the presence of alcohol, cocaine, and meth in Dixon’s system, KTVU reported, adding that Tsukahara and [other victim Jack] Nelson each tested positive for alcohol and cocaine,” the commenter had pasted in from the article before his little quip about the importance of personal responsibility. Which made it plain he was faulting Krysta for being drunk and on coke rather than getting into a hideous shitbox estimated by at least one analyst to be 17 times more deadly for drivers and passengers in collisions resulting in vehicle fires than the infamous Ford Pinto with its industry-first-and-last rear-mounted fuel tank. That was a hard record to beat.

There’s an ethical question here about whether KTVU and other outlets should have even printed the toxicology results for Nelson and Tsukuhara’s autopsies. It’d be one thing for that to come out in reporting on Tesla’s legal defense as this case plays out and they inevitably cite it as a mitigating factor, but it’s not adding anything to the overall picture about this tragedy. Especially when dozens of victims were sober at the time they were trapped and burned alive in other Tesla crashes. It’s at best gratuitous for media outlets to be including that detail when those two weren’t the one driving drunk and high on coke and meth at 3:08 AM while home from college on Thanksgiving weekend.

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Extremist goth worried her Orange Mammon already failing

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“They are worried about them saying something stupid”

The reason that House leadership extended the chamber’s vacation another week by designating October 7 through the 13th as a “district work period” is because, per Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman, they don’t want Republican members “in DC doing nothing. In part because they are worried about them saying something stupid,” during the already-prolonged government shutdown.

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Orange Overlord commands his legions to arrest flag burners

“To ICE, Border Patrol, Law Enforcement, and all US Military: As per my August 25, 2025 Executive Order, please be advised that, from this point forward, anybody burning the American Flag will be subject to one year in prison. You will be immediately arrested,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday as though US Marines are supposed to be empowered to arrest civilians.

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Is this MAGAnomics?

Head to the homepage at RiteAid.com to see the very brief message “All Rite Aid stores have now closed. We thank our loyal customers for their many years of support,” at the bottom of a banner encouraging customers to click to have their prescriptions transferred to other pharmacies, the digital epitaph for a chain that operated roughly 1,240 stores nationwide until just a few years ago.

Sure, Rite Aid did first declare bankruptcy in 2023 buuuuuuuut if we’re the “hottest country in the world” then why couldn’t they turn it around once the economic miracle of Trump returned? Wasn’t his election supposed to stop people from shoplifting deodorant and shit from the stores? Why did Rite Aid still fail when they knew that everything will be so much better in a year or so?

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Hamas agrees to release hostages

Gaza-based terrorist group Hamas on Friday announced that “according to the exchange formula contained in President Trump’s proposal, and as the field conditions for the exchange are met,” they will release however many still-living Israeli hostages abducted nearly two years ago, the New York Times reports on some probably not great news for Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu.

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Fat Hitler ends Tennessee 7th GOP primary

Remember that article from like six hours ago about the Republican primary for the December 2nd special election to replace now-former Congressman Mark Green in Tennessee’s 7th District and how there were 19 candidates? Well 18 of them just wasted their time because convicted felon President Trump just posted “It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot Matt Van Epps, who is running to represent the Great People of Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District. A West Point Graduate, and Combat Decorated Army Helicopter Pilot, Matt knows the WISDOM and COURAGE” and blah blah blah, showering Van Epps’s face with his golden glory.

It’d be one thing if it was Van Epps vs like one other guy with a lot of local connections and money and Van Epps was some sex pest and so on. Then MAYBE it’d still be a race. But the reality is that it is a 99 point something percent certainty that the fat fuck just screwed over 18 local Republicans who might’ve had a shot if he had just stayed the hell out of it until after next Tuesday.

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You’ll never guess which president is on the America 250 coin

Bet you’re going to be REALLY stumped by this one but Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Treasurer Brandon Beach handed the Wall Street Journal’s Brian Schwartz a first draft of a design for the $1 commemorative coin celebrating America’s 250th birthday saying “1776 to 2026.”

Can you guess which president it is?

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Orange Dumbass to un-defund the police

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime did a 180 on previous plans to yank $187 million – just under half of that meant for the NYPD – in federal counterterrorism funds from law enforcement in New York State after pressure from both Dems and Republicans, the New York Times reports.

“The cuts, which represented the largest federal defunding of police operations in New York in decades, were made by the Department of Homeland Security, without the approval of President Trump, White House officials said,” the Times writes in their article, which does not also say who made that decision and why they haven’t been fired immediately because President Trump LOVES the police (and shows up at the white ones’ funerals), unlike the Dems, who want them defunded.

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Netanyahu must’ve bribed Donald or something

“Hamas has been a ruthless and violent threat, for many years, in the Middle East! They have killed (and made lives unbearably miserable), culminating with the October 7th MASSACRE, in Israel, babies, woman, children, old people, and many young men and women, boys and girls, getting ready to celebrate their future lives together. As retribution for the October 7th attack on civilization, more than 25,000 Hamas ‘soldiers’ have already been killed. Most of the rest are surrounded and MILITARILY TRAPPED, just waiting for me to give the word, ‘GO,’ for their lives to be quickly extinguished. As for the rest, we know where and who you are, and you will be hunted down, and killed. I am asking that all innocent Palestinians immediately leave this area of potentially great future death for safer parts of Gaza. Everyone will be well cared for by those that are waiting to help.”

“Fortunately for Hamas, however, they will be given one last chance! Great, powerful, and very rich Nations of the Middle East, and the surrounding areas beyond, together with the United States of America, have agreed, with Israel signing on, to PEACE, after 3000 years, in the Middle East. THIS DEAL ALSO SPARES THE LIVES OF ALL REMAINING HAMAS FIGHTERS! The details of the document are known to the WORLD, and it is a great one for ALL! We will have PEACE in the Middle East one way or the other. The violence and bloodshed will stop. RELEASES THE HOSTAGES, ALL OF THEM, INCLUDING THE BODIES OF THOSE THAT ARE DEAD, NOW! An Agreement must be reached with Hamas by Sunday Evening at SIX (6) PM, Washington, DC. time. Every Country has signed on! If this LAST CHANCE agreement is not reached, all HELL, like no one has ever seen before, will break out against Hamas. THERE WILL BE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONE WAY OR THE OTHER,” posted convicted felon President Trump, going back into genocide mode because Netanyahu bribed him or threatened to release the tapes that Jeffrey Epstein gave to the Mossad or something.

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